Author's Note: Sorry I haven't updated this in a while! I have a couple one shots on my writing blog that I will transfer over here to make amends, as well as plenty of WIPs meant for this collection. Thank you so much for your kind words, and I hope you enjoy this one!

title: blame it on the alcohol
rating: M [for safety]
summary: 'Cause babe, you got a body I wanna run my tongue all over.

Amongst the rowdy hoots and rambunctious cheers, her bleary eyes found his, watching his lips curl in a dangerously attractive smirk. He folded his arms behind his head and reclined against the bar counter, lying on his back with his chiseled chest on proud display.

Her gaze shifted to Cana leaning over his side, tapping a rim of salt around his navel before grabbing a tequila bottle and pouring it over his stomach. Liquor slipped between the ridges of his muscles, dipping in his abdominals and running low over his hip bones.

"Ya ready, Juvia?" she slurred, flashing a drunken grin while placing a shot glass on his abs. She filled it to the rim with tequila, clumsily spilling some liquor over the edge before stepping back. "He's all yours."

Juvia slowly comprehended the words, looking sluggishly to Gray who grinned smugly in return. He nodded towards his chest, dark eyes glinting sinfully.

Unsteady on her feet, she stumbled towards him, settling her unfocused eyes on his rippled chest as she climbed on the bar counter and straddled him. The cheers around her grew louder, boisterous and deafening, but all she saw was the challenge in his eyes and the twitch of his lips, wide in an amused, devilish grin.

His hands glided down her curves before gripping her hips, holding her tight. She slid her palms down his forearms, slowly slipping her tongue out to wet her lips.

"Go for it," he smirked, opening his mouth as Cana placed a lime wedge between his teeth. Juice dribbled down his lips and chin as he bit down, securing his grip on her hips.

Her head was spinning as she shifted lower, sitting on his thighs. Leaning down, she licked the tequila from his muscles, the thunderous cheers escalating wildly around her. She ran her tongue flat over his abs, blazing a path up his stomach before swirling her tongue round and round his navel, licking up the salt.

A husky groan ripped from his throat as he sucked in a sharp breath, his stomach tightening beneath her lips. Taking the rim of the shot glass in her teeth, she tipped it down and swallowed the bitter liquid, ignoring the burn down her throat while her nails grazed down his sides. His muscles flexed beneath her as the spinning in her head amplified, her body swaying slightly side to side.

She moved higher against him, licking her lips before running her tongue between the dip of his pectorals. Her nose brushed the silver chain hanging around his neck as she kissed his collarbone, her hair slipping around her face. His hands rode up her sides, mirroring the direction of her lips as her kisses trailed aimlessly higher. She slid her tongue along his throat, tracing the contours of his pulse before pressing open-mouthed kisses to his neck and jaw. Gliding her hand down his cheek, she lifted her face, raising her half-lidded eyes to his before tilting her head. She bit down on the opposite end of the lime and slowly took it from his mouth, sliding it between his teeth as his lips curled in a satisfied smirk.

Leaning back, she lifted her hand and pinched the edges, removing the lime from her mouth and placing it aside. She rested her arms on either side of his head as he slipped his hand in her hair, bringing her face down and melding her lips to his. His thumb stroked her cheek as she closed her eyes, moaning into his mouth and sliding her tongue against his. He sucked her lower lip before drawing back, lifting the corner of his mouth in a drunken grin as his fingers combed through her hair.

She purred softly, catching her breath before pressing her lips to his once more. He tasted faintly of liquor and tequila as he held her tighter, rolling her underneath him and stifling her gasp with a sweep of his tongue. He pulled away from her lips, tugging her lower lip between his teeth before reaching over the counter and grabbing another lime.

His eyes locked on hers as he squeezed the juice over her chest, watching her breath catch and eyes close as she arched against the cold splash. He grinned wickedly before lowering his face to her chest, running his tongue over the swells of her breasts while she moaned and writhed beneath him. The crowd hollered and shouted, cheering him on as he sucked the juice from her cleavage and pressed his lower body against hers, grinding between her legs.

Juvia tipped her head back, reaching back and clutching the edge of the counter as he palmed her breast and ran his tongue up her neck. He traced wet patterns along her chest, rolling his hips and sliding his slick tongue over her skin. Breathless moans escaped her lips as she wrapped her legs around him, squeezing his waist. He lifted his face and smirked at her, meeting her dazed eyes and kiss-swollen lips while her chest rose and fell in labored breaths. Brushing his tongue against the corner of his mouth, he dipped down and kissed her, sliding his lips against hers as her hands tugged on his hair.

She murmured his name when he pulled away, her fingers running tenderly through his dark, unruly locks. Above her, he reached over and secured another lime, tracing it along the outline of her lips as she watched under a half-lidded gaze. Her tongue brushed against the wedge, tasting the bitter dripping juice, and he grinned at her, a grin so salacious it sent her heart racing.

Slipping his tongue between her lips, he coaxed her mouth open before capturing her lips in a rough, ravenous kiss. She whimpered when he pulled away, leaving her breathless as he placed the lime between her lips. Grabbing a bottle of tequila, he tugged the cork off with his teeth, tipping it over her chest and spilling the liquor freely as it splashed across her face and neck.

She jumped at the sensation, sinking her teeth into the lime and dribbling juice down her lips. Her lashes hovered low over her eyes as he smirked at her, smearing his hand over her breasts and massaging the tequila into her skin. Bringing his hand to his mouth, he brushed his tongue slowly from the palm to his fingers, keeping his gaze trained on hers while desire swirled in her darkened eyes. He smirked devilishly, taking a shot glass and pushing it between her breasts. Sliding his tongue over his upper lip, he licked his lips tantalizingly slow before bringing his mouth to her ear.

"Your turn."