I do not own HOBBIT. I only own my OC.


Easton POV

I knocked on the door. I fixed my bag on my shoulders. "Hello?" I see a smaller and politer version of Martin Freeman. I smiled. "A mate of mine told me to go to your house." Bilbo looked at me funny. "Oh, well. Goodbye." He shut the door. But only stopped by a strong hand pushing it. "That is very Rude Mr Baggins." I said walking in Being rude myself. "Nice house, Bilbo." I said putting my bag on the floor. "How do you know my name?" He asked. I stared at him. "I heard things about you in this small village." I answered walking to the pantry. With him at my trail.

"Is it good things or bad things?" He asked. I started to look at the food he had. I didn't turn to face him. "What do you want them to say?" I asked. As he stared at me. I don't know how to describe it. "Are you a ranger? I heard of them before." Bilbo said. I stopped. "No, I am human name Easton Collins.I wish to be a ranger. " I said. "Oi mate. I don't think many of this is cook. Mind cooking?" I asked. He looked at me bewildered. "You're a lady! You can cook." Well... If I think about it. I usually have a take out but I do cook only little.

"Fine." I grumbled. Oh how I wished I have Wifi and just called the pizza man. It would be a lot easier. I started to cook which I think its pork? I regret all those time on Tumblr. Well not really. "So are you going to be leaving soon?" Bilbo asked behind me. Wow I thought he was polite. Seems like he's more like Martin Freeman himself. "Nope. Not with an attitude with that sir." I said flipping the pork. Wait I think it's steak. Yup... It's steak. "Why are you here?" He asked. "I don't really know. My feet just carried me to your door." I said sarcastically. "Erm Okay. I'm just going back to my food." I nodded. "Yeah, you do that." As I started to hum Fall Out Boy.

Until I heard the door. Knowing me, big fan of the hobbit, it wouldn't be Thorin. Damn the man. "BILBO THE DOOR!" I screamed. "YES! I KNOW THAT EASTON." He shouted back. I snickered at the little man's voice. "Dwalin, at your service." I smiled to myself. I blocked out any sound. So I stopped being rude and stopped listening to their conversation. I turn around to see Dwalin looking at me. I sat down in fromt of him and we both started to was a stare off. He blinked, I cheered.

"I am Dwalin. You are?" He greeted. "Easton Collins." I said with a mouthful. "Does you parent teach you manners?" Bilbo asked. I just shrugged. "I don't live them." I said. As there was another knock. Bilbo covered my mouth before I could scream. "Ow! Did you just bite me?" He said walking to the door. "What. NO! Why would you think I would do that?" I asked as Dwalin laughed at me. "Lass, you have a sense of Humour I have never witnessed." I Grinned. I finished my plate and put it in the sink. I sat on the sofa and waited. So I guess I'll try and find my phone.

My phone was 100%. Luckily it didn't break when it dropped, which afterwards I had to explain the device to Thorin. I opened it and I had no wifi. I groaned. Wait...3G. Oh for fuck sakes, I am way to far from Earth. I groaned but decided to go on Flappy Birds which I was lucky to keep. My high score is 5. I'm so great. I stood up and shoved my phone into my bag. I checked everything was in there. Book, check! Swords, check! Headphones, check! Water bottle, Yep! throwing knives, yes, even if I don't even use them.

I got up and went to the dining room to see it full of dwarves and a Wizard. I stopped and stared at them. "What the bloody hell?" I breath. I didn't want to be rude to say all their names. Dwalin looked at me. "Come 'ere, Easton!" He waved to me. I was a bit taller than him but a lot shorter than Gandalf. "What you want?" I asked sitting on the floor. "This is all me friends." He said. I swear this is the total opposite of the movie. Like where the hell is the tough dude of Dwalin? I must have been caught not listening. "Eh, lass. Aren't you listening." Dwalin asked. I smirked. "Of course I was. I can name all of them. Balin, Bifur,Bofur, Bombur, Fili, Kili, Ori,Dori, Nori, Gloin and Oin. Now what were you saying?"

He glared at me as everyone burst into fits of laughter. "I think she'll be a good addition to the company, don't ya think?" Balin asked as everyone nodded. I smiled. "Of course I would be. I mean I am a delight!" I said with butterfly eyes. Soon everyone was up and about. I bump into Fili. "Oh hi." I greeted. "Hello." He said, wow I never thought of this but he is wayyyy cuter than Kili. "So how are you?" I asked. He shrugged. "Alright until I met you." Cheesy. "Not working on me, but keep trying." I said walking off. "Want to play a game?" He asked following me. I turn back to him and shrugged. "Alright." I said I always love a game.

"So I heard you love games?" I looked at him confused. "How do you know?" I asked. "I do now." He smirked, sneeky. "So Let's sweet talk, flirt, laugh, hug and give each other nicknames. And whoever falls in love first. Loses?" I smirked. "You like me don't you?" He nodded. "Well I like you too. But what does the winner gets?" I smiled. "Kiss on the lips by the loser." Fili interject. I smirked. "Alright, be ready to lose." I said stalking away. I can't believe the dwarf I spend fangirl in my room.

Likes me. Like likes me. I but I don't want to lose a game. Not to a dwarf I love from the books. Then I remember. Focus on the storyline. The ending is not going to be the best. Him, his brother and his uncle dies. Not if I change that. Not if I change the story and rewrite the whole thing. This is going to be different. This time the Line of Durin will live.


NOTES- Okay, Sorry but chapters are going to be short but I'll try to make them longer if I can. I am going to start naming my chapters, I have also changed the summary. Also I am trying not to make Easton a Mary Sue. So I have to think of flaws. Which one of them is being clumsy. I am basing this on the movie. Also the story is not revolving around the game. So yeah. Oh yeah! That Let's play a game is from a quote you might recognised. I do not own that quote so please do no hate me. ANYWAY...Please tell me what you think.