I do not own HOBBIT. I only own my OC.
Easton POV
I woke up. The fire died away and still many of us was asleep. Luckily for me Fili had no arms around me so I stood up. I noticed Bofur and Bombur was the only ones awake seeing they aren't asleep. I walked over many sleeping bodies and went to the kitchen. "What smells so good here?" I asked, Bofur turned around and smiled. "Breakfast!" He exclaimed. Giving me a weird hug. "Morning." Bombur greeted. I nodded in respond. "Since you're the first up, other than us, We want you try something." Bofur pushed me into a seat.
"Oh, okay. Bofur, you see so lively today. Did someone put sugar in your food?" I asked laughing at the funny dwarf eagerness. He shook his head as Bombur put a plate in front of me. It had bacon,lots of it, sausages and pancakes. I smiled. "This looks delicious." I started to eat. I was hungry, I didn't eat anything last night. I finished my food within minutes. "My god. That was just amazing!" I said as Bombur smiled. "My,my! Lass is hungry feed her more!" Bofur said. I smiled sheepishly but nodded. He put another plate in front of me. Half way from finishing it. Kili walked in tired. "Hi!" I said with food in my mouth.
I chewed it down and smiled. He only chuckled and started to eat his breakfast. Soon I finished my plate. I gave a loud burp. They all burst out laughing. "You, my friend, are not ladylike." I shrugged. "Who said I was Prince?" I said as Kili put his hands up in defence. Then Fili walked in. "Hello sleepy beauty." I teased. As he glared at me. "Morning to you too, love." He took a seat next to me. As the brothers of Ur looked confused. This is where Kili explained the game. "They're playing a game. Where whoever falls in love first with the other person loses." Bofur and Bombur nodded.
"I bet Fili will lose." Kili and Bofur betted. "Nah Easton will lose." Bombur said as Nori entered. "Me too, sorry Easton." I shrugged. "Only you guys can know. If Thorin finds out. He'll kill all of us." They nodded. "What does the winner gets?" Nori asked. "A kiss from the loser." Fili said. "And a lot of money." I smirked. "Wait! We didn't agree on that!" Fli exclaimed. "Well, you do now." I stuck my tongue out as he did the same.
I stood up and put my plate in the sink. I sat back down and tea was in front of me. I looked up and thanked Bofur. "So who'll be the next one to wake?" Bombur asked. "Thorin. That man will find us missing and he'll try to find us." I said as everyone nodded. Then he walked in. Thorin I mean. I coughed out." Told ye so." Thorin stared at me then sat at the end of the table.
Soon one by one a dwarf came in. The others gave me and Fili a suspicious look. As Bofur,Bombur,Kili and Nori all smirked. Then we were all outside. There was Gandalf counting us. I pulled my bag more on my shoulder. "Aye! East! Do yah know how to ride a pony?" Bofur asked. "Nope." I said. Then all of the sudden, two dwarves, Kili and Nori, lifted me onto the back of Fili's horse. "Hello beautiful." I could sense he was smirking. I shot Nori and Kili a look. "You told them didn't you?" He shook his head. "No, they did it themselves." I growled but wrapped my arms around his waist.
"Hold on love." He said calmly. "Oh shush up, Prince." I said. As he rode along side to Kili and since Thorin can't wait for the hobbit we had to leave. Oh yeah! I forgot to mention... I signed the contract. "Who want's to bet with me?" I asked as all the dwarves' head snapped over to my attention. Fli would be he couldn't. "What's the bet, lass?" Dwalin call from the front. "I'll bet ya, Bilbo will come!" I smirked as most if the dwarves protested. Some didn't. Bets were being held. I held my breath, hoping Bilbo will come. Since I was moneyless.
"I can't believe You can't ride a pony." Kili joked as Bofur went up to the other side of me and Fili. "Well, maybe I don't like riding. I prefer a car." Then I noticed what I said. "What's a car?" Nori asked from behind. I hit my head on Fili's shoulder. Then groan. "It's a thing you can move in without walking or running. Like a horse but enough space and things to put in." I explained. "How many can fit in?" Kili asked. I shrugged. "Depends on the size... My car can fit five. But some car can fit seven..." They nodded. "Is it faster than a horse?" Bofur asked. I nodded. "When It wants to." I spoke.
"Wait! Wait!" I heard a distance dwarves shout "Woah!" and stop their ponies. Bilbo catches up to them and hands Balin the contract."I signed it!" Bilbo said panting.
Balin takes the contract and inspects it with a pocket-glass. He then smiles at Bilbo."Everything appears to be in order. Welcome, Master Baggins, to the company of Thorin Oakenshield." Balin said.
The dwarves cheer. Thorin doesn't look too must be having one of those days."Give him a pony." He growled the order."No, no, no, that won't be necessary. I'm sure I can keep up on foot. I- I- I've done my fair share of walking holidays, you know. I even got as far as Frogmorton once - WAGH!"Bilbo's speech is cut off as two of the dwarves ride alongside him and pick him up from behind to put him on a pony. I didn't see which two dwarves it was.
Bilbo is riding a pony and looking quite terrified. The pony neighs and tosses its head, making him quite uncomfortable.."Come on, Nori, pay up." Oin said with tosses a sack of money to Oin; sacks of money begin passing between the dwarves. I go my money from Dwalin and Nori. "What's that about?" I over heard Bilbo as Someone flung money to Fili. He smiles, proud that he won the bet.
"Oh, they took wagers on whether or not you'd turn up. Most of them bet that you wouldn't." Gandalf explained."What did you think?" Bilbo catches a sack of money tossed to him and puts it in his bag. "My dear fellow, I never doubted you for a second." Gandalf said. "Thank God I won the bet. I don't have any money on me." I said to Fili. Although I did know he was coming.
Bilbo sneezes loudly. "All this horse hair, I'm having a reaction." Bilbo said as I watch him search in his pockets for his handkerchief. He is unable to find it, and he looks up in shock. "No, wait, wait, stop! Stop! We have to turn around." Bilbo said. I rolled my eyes. "He can't do that,can he?" I asked as Fili shook his entire company comes to a halt, and the dwarves start objecting and asking what the problem is. I know how to guys feel.
"What on earth is the matter?" Gandalf asked, annoyed like most of us. "I forgot my handkerchief." Bilbo responded as I groaned. "Dear God, please do not make Bilbo even more idiotic as he is already." As Fili started to chuckle at my statement. Bofur pulls a filthy handkerchief out of his pocket and tosses it to Bilbo. "Here! Use this." As he flings the dirty handkerchief towards Bilbo. Bilbo catches the handkerchief and look at it in disgust. "You'll have to manage without pocket-handkerchiefs and a good many other things, Bilbo Baggins, before we reach our journey's end. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you; the world is ahead." Gandalf said.
I knew this journey is going to long. I pulled out my phone from my bag that the pony was carrying. I started to play flappy birds since what else is going to keep me entertain?Thorin looked over to me to see if I was alright. But I wasn't. STUPID BIRD! "East are you alright?" He called. "HuH? What? Yeah. Just on my phone... Playing a highly stupid game." As I started to tap quickly to get that fat bird through the pipe. "What's a phone?" Balin asked. "Great more explaining. It's this." I said showing them my Iphone 5s. "Its a device that runs on technology. You can make calls to another person. Text which is another way to send a letter but much quicker way. You can play music as well, but you might not like my music taste. You can play games. And such." I explained.
"DAMN THIS BIRD!" I shouted making everyone jump. "What is Technolgy?" Ori asked as he was scribbled all this down. "Technology. Spelt T.E.C.H.N.O.L.O.G.Y." As I started to explain technology. Which spent longer than I thought because people rudely interrupted. Which was Kili and Bofur. And Nori. Goddamn those Dwarves. They are certainly the mischief ones. I spend my self one my phone with my head phones in. Listening to my music. And playing games.
