I do not own HOBBIT. I only own my OC.

Easton POV

I woke up. I was greeted by Nori who was on watch. "Morning Nori." I said sitting next to him. "Morning Easton." He said, as usual smoking his pipe. "Seriously do you have anything better to do than smoke?" I pulled a disgusted face. He laughed but shrugged. "Why do you hate smoking?" He asked. I sighed. "My mother smoked. That's how she died. The tobacco made her even more sick. Until she died when I was seven." I explained. He put out his pipe. "Well! Not to worry yourself Easton! I'll stop smoking for ya!" I smiled cheekily at him. "And how bout the others?" I said turning to the sleeping bodies.

He shrugged. "Ori doesn't smoke nor does my older brother. Dori tries to get me out of smoking." I nodded. "Well, good on him." I said. "So tell me about yourself?" Nori asked. I rolled my eyes at the dwarfs curiosity. "My full name is Easton Honour Collins. Weird name, I know." I said as Nori shot me a look, an amusing look. I kicked him. "Creative parents okay?" I said. He burst out laughing but not enough to wake everyone.

"My friends gave me the nickname of Sly, because I often do pranks, creep up to people and scare the shit outta people's life." He chuckled. "Yanno I might start calling you that." I glared at him. "You better fucking not! I hate that nickname!" I said. "Make me not say it,Sly." I tackled him down, as he tried to get me off. Soon I was on the floor and he was on the otherside. I sat up and faced him. "I'm still not going to let it down,Sly" I groaned. "Fine then. I'm going to wake up the others. The sun is going to be high." I stood up and kicked all of them awake.

But Thorin hard since he refused to wake up. "Get up you ignoront pigs." I hissed at all of them. They all groaned and had their hands on their side. "Kili was kidding when he said you kick hard." Thorin grumbled. I rolled my eyes. "Right now my favourite is Nori since he isn't being the annoying One." The dwarves protested. Nori smiled. "Hah! Favoured by Sly." I kicked him once more. "Dude, seriously..the nickname?" He laughed. "Your fault for telling me." I stood up and started to pack."Your fault for asking about me? Now do you want to know more or not?" I snapped. Everyone nodded as the started to pack. "I was born in Ireland, but moved to London when I was four."

"I was born on January 16th. I am 20 years old but in your world I am 80 years old or something." I said. "Aw! You're older than me!" Kili said. I rose an eye brow. "How old are you?" I asked. "77" I smirked. "Aw Yeah!" I fist pumped the air. They chuckled at my reaction. How can I forget? I am older that Kili and Ori!

Soon we were on the ponies again, this time I was riding with Kili. Who couldn't stop making me laugh. "Stop." I gasped for air. The dwarves looked at me weirdly. "Next time I'm riding with Bofur!" I announced. "He'll be a better company than you are." Bofur smiled. "A lass, I feel honoured!" Nori gave me a glance. I rolled my eyes. "Can I please do switchies?" I called to Thorin. "No." He replied. "Please Pa!" He waved his hand. I smiled. Alright. I grabbed my bag. "What are you doing?" Fili asked from my side. "This." I pushed off from Kili's horse.

Jumped onto Fili's horse. I almost fell. "Uhh." I said as I balanced myself. I soon jumped to Nori then Ori and lastly Bofur. I sat down quietly. Actually no-one noticed only Kili, Fili, Nori and Ori since they were at the back. "HI BOFUR!" I screamed. "AHH! Ye Scared me lass!"I grinned. "Well it's in my nature." He laughed as we carried on riding.

Weeks passed nothing has attacked us yet. It was raining. I love the rain. I was riding with Fili. It was the first time it has rained in Middle Earth. And all I can hear is the dwarves Complaining. But Bilbo. I groaned. "Mr. Gandalf, can't you do something about this deluge?" Dori asked. Well more like screamed with politeness. Can you be grateful for rain? I mean come live in England it literally rains 24hours.

"It is raining, Master Dwarf, and it will continue to rain until the rain is done. If you wish to change the weather of the world, you should find yourself another wizard." Good on you Gandalf. Good on you. "Are there any?" Bilbo asked."What?" Gandalf asked not understanding the question. "Other wizards?" Bilbo clarified. "There are five of us. The greatest of our order is Saruman, the White. Then there are the two Blue wizards; you know, I've quite forgotten their names." I wonder what is the blues wizard's names. It would be so cool To know. Maybe they had descendant? But, Its Gandalf. He's showing his old age.

"And who is the fifth?" Bilbo asked. As his hair lies flat on his head. "Well, that would be Radagast, the Brown." Gandalf said, looking at the short man. "Is he a great Wizard or is he... more like you?"Gandalf looks slightly offended. Well actually more than slightly. Like Hella offended. Okay... I admit I spend way too much time on tumblr."I think he's a very great wizard, in his own way. He's a gentle soul who prefers the company of animals to others. He keeps a watchful eye over the vast forest lands to the East, and a good thing too, for always Evil will look to find a foothold in this world." Gandalf's wise word. Ah.. Bless his soul.

It was getting dark. Well... Not dark just close to the sun setting. We stop at a abandon place. "We camp here tonight." Thorin's voice rang. We all jump off our ponies and started to get ready For the night. Although Gandalf was not happy. He shot me a look saying "I need to talk to you later." I sighed. What does the great wizard want from me?

Gandalf stomps off angrily, almost leaving the Company. He was stopped by the voice of Bilbo. "Everything alright? Gandalf, where are you going?" Gandalf was already pissed."To seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense." I stopped myself from butting in."Who's that?" Bilbo asked. Who else Bilbo? Sometimes I wonder if he got hit on the head when he was younger.

"Myself, Mr. Baggins! I've had enough of dwarves for one day." Gandalf stormed off. Drama Queen. "Come on, Bombur, we're hungry." Thorin ordered. I rolled my eyes at Thorin's lack of care. I walked over to Thorin. "Aren't you concern about Gandalf, Thor?" I smirked at the use of Thor. He glared at me. "He is a Wizard. He can perfectly take care of himself." Thorin growled."Fili, Kili! Look after the ponies. "Is he coming back?" I over heard Bilbo ask Balin. Balin looks unsure.

Nighttime came. Dinner wasn't prepared yet. I sat next to Bilbo. Who looked worried. "Hey." I greeted. "Hi." He said deadpanned. "Bilbo are you alright? I mean like few weeks ago, I met a small guy with a lot of emotion. Now I can only see..." I stopped looking for the right word. "Well... Emotionless." Bilbo sighed. "It's the adventure, I guess being around the dwarves had made me think. They are good company but I am just homesick." I nodded understandingly. "Yeah, I feel you right there Bilbo. Though, you'll somehow find them as family. The most unnatural family, you'll ever get." I said as he smiled.

"Thank Easton. You really do help." I shrugged. "I've been alone half my life. My friends left me to do other stuff. My family died. Strangers never gave a single look." He looked at me shocked. "Half your life, you are alone?" I nodded. "Never got on well with anyone. Usually got into arguments Which led into fights. No one would even adopt me. I guess I was the Under Dog." Bilbo looked at me. "Your life must be hard!" He said, I nodded in agreement. "I guess my world is a mess." I stated.

Bombur has prepared a dinner of soup, and the dwarves are eating it. I enjoy the food was given to me. But I do miss the food back in Earth. I sat down by Bofur's feet since he was giving me company. Nori was of doing something else and Fili and Kili was watching the ponies."He's been a long time." Bilbo said walking towards me and Bofur. "Who?" Bofur asked pouring soup into bowls. "Gandalf." Bilbo responded.

"Don't worry about the man, Bilbo!" I said, stuffing the soup into my mouth."He's a wizard! He does as he chooses. Here, do us a favor: take this to the lads." Bofur said. Passing the two bowls to Bilbo. I see Bombur trying to get more. Bofur hit his brother's head with a spoon. And said "Stop it, you've had plenty."