Author's Note: Another Silver story -w- I actually have more little ideas for him, all very silly of course, because the way I write him is ridiculous x) This came from a request on tumbles :) I hope you like it!

Also, super special thank you to the "Guest" that had been leaving me reviews the last few days! You are too sweet! Your words really spurred me to write something, so consider this for you! :)

title: wedding crasher
rating: K+
summary: Silver has a request for the bride on the day of his son's wedding.

"I can't believe you said yes."

Juvia laughed as Gray spun her around, the skirt of her wedding dress twirling around her before he pulled her close and settled his arm around her waist once more.

"Gray-sama!" Juvia giggled, returning her hand to his shoulder with a radiant smile. "That's not what we rehearsed."

"Yeah?" Gray smirked, bringing his mouth to her ear, "Then just wait till later tonight."

Juvia flushed pink, throwing her arms around his neck and burying her face in his chest. "Gray-sama—!"

"Making her scream already, son?"

Gray flinched, twitching at his father's proud grin while Juvia fondly nuzzled his neck. "Dad—"

"Save some of that energy for the honeymoon, hm?" Silver winked, barking a laugh at Gray's glare.

"Gray-sama always has plenty of energy!" Juvia chimed in, making Gray stiffen as she rubbed her cheek against his. "He keeps Juvia awake for hours and hours—"

"Juvia!"

"As he should! He's my flesh and blood! Conceived from my flesh, against your mother's flesh, quite a few times actually—"

"Can you not?!" Gray snapped, whisking Juvia away while she popped a hand before her mouth.

"Father-sama is so bold…!"

"—and leaving her satisfied every time!" Silver rambled on, adjusting his tie. "You see, ice making and love making are quite similar, dear girl. Both require skilled use of your hands—"

Gray slammed his hands over Juvia's ears as her pupils dilated in curiosity. "Will you just get to the point?!" Gray hissed, scowling while Juvia innocently blinked.

"Ah, that's right," Silver chuckled, bending his arm back and scratching the back of his hair. Clearing his throat, he said, "I came her to steal her away from you, son! You have the rest of your life to dance with her, do you mind if your old man cuts in this once?"

"Tch," Gray scoffed, glancing away as he dropped his hands from Juvia's ears. "Answer's not up to me."

Juvia tilted her head, looking between the two.

"Daughter-chan!" Silver bellowed, offering his hand. "May I have this dance?"

Juvia gasped, her hands flying to her mouth while her face brightened in excitement. "F-Father-daughter dance…?!"

"Of course!" he exclaimed, giving a courteous bow. "It would be my honor, dear girl."

Juvia whipped her face to Gray, beaming ear to ear. His heart pounded a little harder at the radiant sight, her eyes illuminated with happiness and her cheeks flushed a rosy pink.

"Don't keep her too long," Gray said, glancing to Silver as he pulled Juvia close and pressed a kiss to her temple.

Silver grinned widely. "Someone's eager to start making grandchildren, eh?"

Gray blanched white while Juvia laughed, tiptoeing up to press a kiss to his cheek.

"…I'm gonna be at the bar," Gray murmured to Juvia, giving her a final squeeze before stepping around her with a shudder. "Gotta drown my Dad's voice outta my head…"

"Save that stiffness for the bedroom, son!"

"Quit it!" Gray shouted from the distance, earning a boisterous laugh from his father.

Juvia giggled softly, turning to Silver with a tender smile. "Gray-sama really loves his Papa-sama."

"I know he does," Silver replied fondly, holding a hand out to the girl. "He's got a thick wall of ice around him, but once you thaw it, you're in there for a good long time."

Juvia nodded, taking his hand and placing the other on his shoulder. "Father-sama's right."

"Of course I am!" he bellowed, pulling Juvia towards the center of the dance floor and swaying to the music. "There are still a few things Gray needs to learn, such as—" He twirled Juvia around before suddenly leaning her back for a dip. The girl squeaked as his hand on her back kept her steady, pulling her upright into standing position once more, "—the dip with the spin."

Juvia gave a musical laugh, tilting her head forward with loose strands of hair falling around her face.

Silver smiled warmly, exhaling through his nose. "You remind me so much of her."

"Eh?" Juvia blinked, raising her eyes to his. "Of who?"

"Gray's mother, Mika."

Juvia's face fell, her lashes lowering as she tilted her head down. "…Juvia's so—"

"Shh, shh, just listen," Silver replied, tipping her chin up. "I'd been thinking a little lately. Since Mika passed, and then his mentor, Gray never really had a stable woman figure in his life. I've done my best to be there for him, but I won't always be around—"

"Please don't say that," Juvia whispered, her lower lip quivering.

Silver smiled gently. "It's the inevitable truth, my dear. But, when the time comes for me to join my wife, I'll be at peace knowing one thing."

Juvia's eyes glistened, watching silently as Silver tucked her hair behind her ear. "…Which is?"

He grinned at her, brushing away the teardrop threatening to fall. "That he has a wonderful woman by his side."

Juvia choked out a sob and Silver laughed, drawing her close for a hug. "Don't cry, daughter-chan! The bride is supposed to be blushing on her wedding day, not crying."

"But…" she whimpered into his suit. "Father-sama—"

"Is still here, hugging his beautiful daughter who made my son the happiest man on earth today." He stroked her hair as she sniffled against his chest. "I'm not going anywhere for a long time, daughter-chan. But listen to me." He leaned back, coaxing her face up to his. "I love my son more than anything, but the boy has his flaws. Us Fullbuster men aren't as perfect as we seem—except for our hair." He slicked back his spikes and Juvia giggled softly, brushing the corner of her eye. "Not a spike out of place. But, aside from that, Gray can be too hard on himself at times. He shoulders everything, I'm sure you know this."

Juvia averted her gaze, glancing over to Gray conversing with Natsu and Lucy by the bar counter. "Juvia does."

"Right. So just… look out for him for me, would you?"

Juvia returned her eyes to Silver's, feeling them water once more. "Father-sama…"

The man smiled fondly. "Take care of him. Love him. That's all a father can ask of his beautiful daughter-chan."

She returned his smile, laughing softly as she rubbed her eye. "Yes… of course. Juvia will always look after Gray-sama."

"Good," Silver nodded. "Actually, while we're on the subject… there is one more thing I need to ask of you."

The girl blinked at the gleam of his eye, tilting her head. "Er… y-yes?"

Silver suddenly took both her hands in his own, leaning close to her face. "Would you… name your first son after me?!"

Juvia flushed pink, steam rising above her head. "E-E-Eh!?"

"And then—when you have a daughter—name her Violet!"

"C-Colors?!"

"It is up to you to keep the Fullbuster generation going!"

"Up to Juvia?!"

"Yes! And given the way my son looks at you, I'm sure he'll barely keep his hands off you!"

"B-B-But—J-Juvia—likes the name Hale—"

"Ah, for the combination of your magic, eh? I see. In that case… you'll need to bear three children!"

"Th-Three?! At once?!"

"Triplets! That's it, daughter-chan!"

"Eh?!"

"Too much of an age gap would lead to sibling strife, but triplets would solve that problem entirely—oh! Pearl! Juvia, you'll need at least four children. Pearl and Violet should be twins. Unless—four sets of triplets! Hm, but in that case, you might as well go for the whole nine yards. Nine sets of triplets for the nine months of pregnancy! Twenty-seven children!"

"T-T-Twenty… seven… children…! With Gray-sama…!"

"Gray!" Silver called, earning a glower from his son before he downed the last of his drink. "Come! Time to start your baby making honeymoon!"

Gray choked, spitting out his drink while Juvia promptly fainted.

Author's Note: For some reason, I've made it a point to have a running gag in all my Silver fics. You might've figured it out by now x) On that note, RIP Juvia's uterus xD Thank you for reading! Hope you liked it ;u;