As we open the door, I speak up "Hey Gon... Palm how did your date go? Ours... was..."
What the hell is going on?!
I look at Gon kneeling on the floor, writing out endless amounts of letters that say 'I will not toy with Palm's feelings'.
Palm stands in front of Gon, holding a knife in her hand.
I frown "I'm guessing it went poorly..."
Palm turns around slowly as Killua runs up beside her, yelling "What are you doing?"
Palm glares at Killua "Eh? Can't you tell? I'm punishing him."
I walk up beside Killua, pointing out how stupid the situation is. At least it is to me. "And it's a unique way to do it..."
Palm turns to me "I'm punishing him for toying with my feelings!"
Killua retorts "What the hell? You're the one who's being unreasonable!"
Gon sighs as Palm retorts "Leave us alone! This is none of your business!"
Killua retorts back "Right back at you, stupid. Why don't you make yourself scarce?"
Palms posture changes as she speaks softly "What have you two been doing? Or more specifically, why is Killua injured and Daniel face has been smashed in?"
I turn to Killua "I won't lie!"
Killua is about to object as I respond "You see me and Killua got into a sparring match. While we were training I head butted Killua too hard, making him bleed. And as a result I got so upset that Killua decided to pounded my face in, telling me to man up!"
Killua responds "Huh? That sounds about right..."
Palm swings her knife "In that case..."
Killua ducks as I jump to the side, jumping out of her arms length "I'll injure you some more!"
Gon sighs "Palm..." Killua retorts "Don't bother. I could dodge your knife in my sleep."
Palm whines "I was so sure he was dead..."
Palm turns around, screaming with a monstrous face.
She slams her foot on the floor, sending the papers flying up in the air as Killua screeches in fear but mostly from the sudden scream, and her face.
I turn to Killua "Plan B! You grab Gon and we'll run for it!"
I bolt to the front door, kicking the door open as Killua runs behind me.
As Palm is running right behind us, she screams at us "Wait! I'll kill you!"
While we are bolting, Killua screams as we are chased by Palm.
I turn around slightly, seeing a deformed scary woman chasing us with an (0 o 0) face emitting a very evil aura.
Killua yells "What? Catch us if you can, stupid!"
I yell at Killua "Do you really want to provoke that? Hand me Gon!"
Killua throws Gon to me as if he was a sack of potatoes.
I catch Gon, speaking up to Killua "Ok. Climb on my back!"
Killua yells "Why?"
I turn to Killua "Just do it and hold on!"
Killua jumps on my back as I run up the house, bolting up the wall.
I make a quick u-turn, bolting past Palm along the walls, heading back in the direction of the house.
Palm screams out "Wait!"
Killua yells as he tries to hangs on "We should be running away from her!"
"I know! But I can't leave my shit back in the house!"
I run in the house past our room, grabbing my stuff, quickly bolting back out the door, running straight pass Palm again as I use the houses again to avoid her.
Palm screams out "Come back here!"
Killua yells out to Palm "Catch us if you can, stupid!"
Gon whines "Stop this guys... You're just making her angrier. "
Killua yells at Gon "Huh? If we ditch her here, we'll never see her again. We just have to call Knuckle and tell him we'll meet him somewhere else."
Gon frowns "I'm going back."
I look confused, slowing down my pace a bit "Why would you want to go back to that?"
Killua nods "Do you want to die? If you let your guard down thinking she's not much of a fighter, she'll stab you in the back!"
Gon laughs "She wouldn't do that."
Killua and I yell together "HUH?"
I continue to speak "Did you not see what she did to us?"
Killua nods "Didn't you see her take that knife to us?"
Gon shakes his head "No!"
Killua frowns "Damn, you're too much!"
Killua jumps off my back as I put Gon down.
We continue to walk the rest of the way after losing Palm.
Time Skip
We stop at the Triple Circle Hotel as Killua finally speaks to Gon "Are you crazy?! Why would you want to go back there?"
Gon frowns "Can I at least apologise to her for our behaviour?"
I retort "Our behaviour?! She pulled a knife on us! A fricken kitchen knife!"
Killua sighs "Alright! Let's find a seat. I'll then go back outside and call up Knuckle. I'll tell them about our change of residence and make sure Palm actually has stopped following us."
We sit down as Killua leaves.
I hold up my hand, calling a waiter over to order "Can I have a hot chocolate, tea and strawberry vanilla cake for Killua."
Gon speaks up "Can I have juice and a sandwich."
I remember something "Also can I have a couple of bandaids also... for my boyfriend who's not here at the moment?"
The waiter giggles "Sure~. I'll go get some for you."
I turn to Gon "So how did it go?"
Gon looks confused "Huh?"
I frown "The date?"
Gon sighs "It was all great... but something else was weighing down my decision..."
I sigh "Damn... Killua, I'm guessing... I can't believe you've still got your heart set on him."
Gon nods "Yeah..."
Time Skip
Killua walks in, sighing as I hold up the bandaids for him.
Killua takes them off my hand "Thanks... Ok, it looks clear... So tell us everything that has happened!"
Gon sighs "So on the date, I told her that I wanted to grow stronger so that I could save Kite. But instead..."
Gon scratches the back of his head, smiling at us with a goofy look "All that stuff happened..."
Killua taps the table "Then tell her to wait until Kite's back to normal."
Gon smiles smugly with a hidden agenda "I did. But she wanted to start dating straight away... It would be nice if she had your carefree attitude."
I smile, shooting Gon a look as Killua looks up after blowing on his tea "Eh? Don't you mean this guy?"
I frown looking at Killua "This guy has a name..."
Killua smiles "Oh. Don't you mean my boyfriend, Daniel?"
Gon smiles "Eh? How is he care free? Isn't he over attached and protective about you? I wouldn't call that carefree..."
Killua responds "But it is kind of cute... I love that about him?"
I grin on the inside, smiling at Killua "What did you say about me?"
Killua turns to me confused "It is kind of cute...?"
I tilt a finger "After that."
Killua lifts an eyebrow "I love that about him?"
I hold up my hand to my ear "Sorry could hear that.. could you repeat that?"
Killua frowns "I love-"
I cut off Killua "And the last word?"
Killua responds confused "Him...?"
I smile "I thought so..."
Killua blinks, looking at me with a frown "Damn you!"
I smile at Killua, catching Gon glaring at me.
As soon as Killua turns back to face Gon, Gon is already smiling "That's kind of cute. I wish I was Daniel right now!"
Killua responds "Why would you want to be him? His over protective, a pain to deal with and... somehow I still love him... maybe Daniel's used some kind of Nen ability to make that happen... wait you didn't did you?"
I frown at Killua "I can't control someone's free will..."
Gon retorts "But doesn't one of your ability's allow you to control someone?"
"Yeah," I retort, calmly continuing on "A specific movement sequence! I can't control their mind. Watch this, Killua, I command you! Say I love red peppers and you."
Killua responds "I despise them... Not you though."
I blink from Killua's response, looking over to Gon "See his not in complete control..."
I turn to look at Killua before continuing "Also, you didn't have to say the second part... I rather hear it from your own free will..."
Killua whines "But I do... I just don't like aspects about you..."
I look at Killua confused "Like...?"
Killua sighs "You're always sucking me into one of your plots."
I lift my finger up, pointing at Gon "Gon does the same thing!"
Gon sits there confused, listening to us speak.
Killua frowns "I meant words! You twist them into a trap..."
I laugh at Killua "I do no such thing! You set yourself up for them..."
Killua holds out his hand "See you did it again!"
I sigh "Ok... I'll stop for you... but no one else! If they set themselves up for a joke by all the gods this world has to offer! I'm taking that joke!"
Killua sighs "I'll believe it when I see it..."
Gon decides to speaks up, cutting us off "Killua... I think your cute..."
Killua turns red as he points to me "He'll kill you if he takes it the wrong way!..."
I look at Gon with shifty eyes as Gon objects "I'm just saying it... but I still think it's true."
I smile, kicking Gon's shin as he turn to me "Don't you think it's true? Daniel-Chan!"
My eye twitches in response as I calmly continue "I don't think Killua's cute... Alright. I'll be lying if I said that."
I turn to Killua, continuing on "I don't only think his cute!... I think his sexy, beautiful, smart, intelligent, creative and has a dam fine body to boot!"
Killua turns completely red, flustered from all my comments as I smile, turning to look at Gon "I would know! I check him out everyday..."
Killua attempts to swat me as quickly dodge, interjecting soon after "What? It's true! I'll be lying if I said you have a meh body..."
Killua turns around, trying to grab something from my bag as I speak up "I just love feeling his body."
Killua slams his head on the table, massaging his head as he yell at me "Daniel! That's private!"
I look at Killua, seeing him fail to hide his apparent blush. I continue "I'm just talking about your hands and hair... it's soft... like kittens..."
Killua frowns "Speaking of hair... He has the best hair! I used to wake up early, just to play with his hair and see how many styles I could make, before he woke up... the problem was what happened after he work up..."
I cut Killua off "Are you sure you want to tell Gon what I turn into after you play with my hair?... No matter the time? I'm sure Gon doesn't want to hear about our... adventures..."
Killua glares at me for a moment, going back to search my bag.
I turn to Gon, grinning at him as he fumes at me.
I smile, turning to look at Killua "What are you looking for?"
Killua responds "My wallet. I threw it in your bag while you we were running because I was going to pay for our meal."
I turn to Killua as he interjects "Hey you already payed for me twice today. I'm not letting you go again!"
I blink a couple of times before responding "What makes you think I haven't payed already?"
Killua frowns "Come on you hate paying!"
I lift an eyebrow "Actually, it's more like the reverse. I hate being payed for..."
Killua pouts as I poke his cheek "Your cuteness will not work with me!"
Killua frowns "I didn't want to do this! But, I'll have to retort to this no matter how much I hate doing it in the public!"
Killua looks me in the eyes, begging calmly with his glistening eyes "Can I please pay for this?"
I turn away red "No! It won't work on me! I must resist it!"
Killua sneaks in closer "Please~ "
I frown, giving into Killua's demands "Fine! But..."
I quickly kiss Killua on the lips "As long as I get to do that..."
Killua blushes "All that work?! And I could have gotten away with it just from a kiss... is that a onetime deal?"
I stutter "Y-Yes!"
Killua fist pumps "Oh~ I'm going to enjoy exploiting that weakness!"
Gon tries to change the topic "Oh! When's Knuckle coming back?"
Killua blinks "Don't you remember?... It's the day after tomorrow."
Gon smiles as he clenches his fist "Soon we get to see Kite again."
