I plan on making multiple chapters like this randomly throughout the story, so I hope you like this one! They'll be little fluffy/ humorous chapters about Lucy and Natsu or other couples I like. They won't be very long, but I'll try to make them the best I can!
Lucy shrunk back into her fluffy pillow in fear. Mira closed the door behind her and joined Erza at the foot of the bed.
"Where were you all night?" Erza asked.
"W-we were ou-out at the river," the terrified blonde chattered nervously. The two S-Class girls crossed their arms at the same time and stared at her dangerously.
"Are you two a couple now?" Mira asked hopefully. Lucy looked down, fiddling with the blanket while trying to hide her dark cheeks.
"I knew it!" Mira squealed. "I knew when he brought you in this morning there was something different between you two!" She bounced up and down excitedly beside Erza. Erza smiled, but didn't join in the celebration.
"Lucy, you have a very important mission now," Erza spoke seriously. Lucy nodded. She knew she shouldn't get distracted at the moment by her heart when she needs to find a way to get rid of the wish.
"I know," she said. "I need to find Pisces' key, and then-,"
"I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about your mission, which I have cleverly titled 'Keep Erza Informed'." Mira smiled even wider at the mention of this; she apparently knew what the red head was talking about and enjoyed it. "If Natsu ever does anything inappropriate, hurtful, or rude to you, you are to tell me at once."
"And I expect updates on your relationship on a daily basis," Mira added, sighing happily.
And so they continued, lecturing poor Lucy about do's and do not's of keeping them both well informed. On the bright side, Lucy realized she'd much rather be lectured than yelled at.
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Natsu was getting much of the same treatment, albeit much worse, the second he walked back into the guild about an hour later. Happy ditched him when he saw the hoard of people waiting for his return.
"Hurt her and I'll kill you," Gray threatened. It seemed like there was a line a mile long, all leading to the scared dragon slayer. In the first place, he didn't know exactly what they were talking about. Hurt Lucy? They should know he would never do something like that! He loves her now, so why would he ever hurt her? They should be saying all this to Lucy; she's the one who always kicks him in the head!
"Treat Blondie good," Laxus said next, keeping his arms crossed. Although Laxus isn't the most emotional person in the guild, he cares about Lucy more than some may think. Besides being nakama, he thinks of her almost as a little sister, along with many of the other male and female wizards in the guild. He stalked away as quietly and casually as he came over. Gajeel was next. Things were just getting weirder and weirder for Natsu.
"Don't be an idiot, Salamander," he said. Levy was right behind him with Pantherlily.
"If you're going to tell me you'll kill me if I hurt her, Gray beat you to it," Natsu said annoyingly.
"Oh, I won't kill you if you hurt her. I'll keep you alive, and torture you for the rest of your life." The short blunette's usually cheery mood was replaced with the darkest aura Natsu had ever seen. His teeth chattered in fear.
A bang drew everyone's attention towards the infirmary room. The door was slammed shut behind Natsu's two worst nightmares, who were marching over to him. He judged the possibility of escape, deciding against it. Erza would only punish him worse if he tried to run.
"If you break her heart, I shall break you with no remorse," Erza said. How do you break someone's heart? Natsu didn't even know that was possible. Did it happen if you got hit in the chest too hard? He made a note in his mind to make sure Lucy never got hit in her chest again, just in case.
Once they were sure Natsu had gotten the message, Mira smiled and tilted her head in the direction they had come from.
"She's asking for you!" Mira sighed dreamily, clasping her hands together. Natsu was up and out of his seat in an instant.
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"Did you get the same talk from Mira and Erza?" Lucy asked when Natsu barged into the room a minute after said girls left, panting. He nodded before joining her on the bed.
"My life was threatened!" Natsu whined. Lucy giggled. Although they didn't touch, Lucy felt Natsu's warmth. It comforted her, in a way. Natsu smiled when he saw Lucy laughing. At least she was feeling better now. Feeling slightly worried when he thought of Erza's words, he put his hands over her… upper chest and squeezed.
The warm feeling Lucy had a second ago vanished.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" she shrieked, shoving him off the bed with all her strength. He tumbled away and landed on the floor with a loud thump. Lucy covered her chest with her arms, feeling extremely violated and embarrassed.
"I was makin sure your heart wasn't broken! Erza said if it broke she'd kill me!" Natsu said. Lucy face-palmed. Of course. He doesn't even know what a broken heart is.
"Natsu, you idiot," Lucy laughed, suddenly finding the whole situation funny.
As the camera zooms out from the couple, there was an audible smack and more yelling.
"JUST BECAUSE I LAUGHED DOESN'T MEAN DO IT AGAIN, PERVERT!"
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