The Smashers' Roller Coaster Ride
Yoshi, Bowser, Charizard, Mario, Princess Peach, Pikachu, Lucas, Toad, Donkey Kong, Wario, Ness, Popo, Meta Knight, Ivysaur, ROB, Captain Falcon, Falco Lombardi, Gardevoir, Mewtwo, Lucario, a random green-shelled Koopa Troopa, and Mr. Game-and-Watch were all within the six red-colored, yellow-stripped cars of a wooden roller coaster, which happened to be the famed Yoshi Island Acceleration, with Donkey Kong and Bowser sharing the sixth car. All of the Smashers were excited, bored, and not much caring about the roller coaster ride, but Lucas was quite frightened, and hundreds of the citizens of Yoshi Island all gathered around the wooden roller coaster, to watch the ride in action. The wooden roller coaster was just west of the actual amusement park, which was located in the northwestern part of the Shellder Shore, which was in the southern part of Yoshi Island. Yoshi, Mario, Peach, Pikachu, and Lucas were in the first car, Wario, Charizard, and ROB were in the second car, Captain Falcon, Falco Lombardi, the random Koopa Troopa, and Mr. Game-and-Watch, were in the third car, Toad, Ness, Popo, and Meta Knight were in the fourth car, and Mewtwo, Lucario, Gardevoir, and Ivysaur were in the fixth car, maxamizing the amount of seats used in the six available cars. A female Shy Guy with a blue-colored outfit and a blue hat got into the operating booth, getting out a microphone to speak loudly.
"Please keep your hands and feet in the Acceleration vehicle at all times," The Shy Guy stated as she pulled the lever and allowed the six cars to go onto the wooden track of the Acceleration, making a bend around the left, and then heading up the ramp, the chain pulling the cars up.
The Smashers all got comforted in their seats as the cars slowly went up, with the citizens watching. As they approached the top of the Acceleration coaster, the Smashers talked to among themselves, assuring that they will be fine.
"Yoshi, I'm scared."
"Relax, Lucas. It's only just a ride."
"Yeah-a, son! We'll-a be fine-a!"
"It'll be all right, sweety. Just don't think about it..."
"Pika pi, Pikachu chu pi!"
"This-a is-a so boring. Where's my chips?"
"You can't eat food on the coaster, Wario-"
"I AM AFRAID THAT CHARIZARD IS RIGHT, WARIO. JUST SAVE YOUR APPETITE."
"Hmm hmm. I can't wait for the Acceleration to show me its moves."
"Pfft. This will be a piece of cake."
"Cake? Where?"
"Shut up, you. Back in my day, the elders would smack you around with a fan if you don't wise up..."
"Come on! What's taking this stupid thing so long!?"
"Yeah! Let's go, let's go, let's go!"
"YAY!! I LIKE GOING ON HIGH VELOCITY!!"
"...Why did I sit with these kids...?"
"Hmmm...I feel as if it is not for us to be here..."
"We could be meditating now instead of being on this stupid roller coaster..."
"Cheer up, fellows, this will be a fun ride..."
"(Ivysaur can not talk.)"
"Looks like we're just about here at the top..."
"Well, here's for the best. Hold on, Donkey Kong!"
As the cars reached the top of the Acceleration roller coaster, the Smashers all glanced to their left and right, gasping as they were seventy feet above the ground, and they then peered to the front. Lucas peered forward, and he screamed loudly and girlishly as the Smashers all screamed (except ROB and Mr. Game-and-Watch, who beeped loudly, Mewtwo and Lucario, who really did not care about thrills, Meta Knight, who was surprisingly calm, and Ivysaur, who waved his vine whips in the air) as the cars went down very fast by eighty eight miles per hour. As the cars were very shaky and bouncing, causing the Smashers to hold on dearly, the vehicle turned to the left, and it then went fifteen feet up into the air, turning to the right and heading down fast, going twenty eight feet into the ground below. As the coaster weaved up and down, the Smashers all screamed in sheer joy and horror as the vehicle then jerked to the right, heading down seven feet as it then jerked to the left and started to head upwards. Popping out of the ground, the vehicle went back to being slow, and it then headed up fourty nine feet into the air, turning to the right and heading down at a fast pace, causing the Smashers to hold on again. The curious citizens surrounding the entire Acceleration wooden roller coaster dropped their jaws in awe as the Smashers passed by very fast in the vehicle, the speed going up to one hundred miles. As the vehicle jerked to the left and then made a wide bend to the right, it went upwards, turning to the left at a bumpy rate and then plunging twenty six feet into the ground, resurfacing within a small, seven-foot long funnel. As the Smashers closed their eyes and cheered for their lives, the vehicle turned to the left and headed up fifty eight feet into the air, the vehicle jerked to the right and headed thirty seven feet down, going a bit up and jerking to the left, shaking all six wooden cars as the Smashers hung on tightly. Toad, Ness, and Popo cheered loudly while Peach wrapped her arms around Mario, with Yoshi holding on to Lucas's right hand as the young psychic boy started to cry loudly, the vehicle bobbing up and down as it jerked to the right and headed down thirty feet into the ground. Wario's eyes got bigger as boogers went flying out of his nose, while Mewtwo and Lucario both had their eyes closed, not frightened. Bowser and Donkey Kong held on tightly to the safety bar, their weight adding to the shaking of all the cars. The vehicle turning to the right and heading back up eighty five feet into the air, the Smashers all glanced to the left and right again, to notice that they were more high up than at the starting point. As the vehicle started to head down, the Smashers (except ROB, Mr. Game-and-Watch, Meta Knight, Ivysaur, Mewtwo, and Lucario) all screamed again as they held on tightly, with Toad, Ness, and Popo waving their hands in the air, screaming in joy. As the vehicle came down faster and faster, it once again plunged into the darkness of the ground, jerking towards the left and right twenty five times as the vehicle violently shook and the Smashers bounced in their seats. As the cars turned to the right and headed up fifteen feet, it went down twenty feet into the ground, and after a big bump, the vehicle turned to the left and went up twenty nine feet into the air again, only for the vehicle to voilently jerk to the left and go around the wide bend while bumping up and down, shaking the Smashers entirely. Yoshi grinned widly while Lucas trembled with fear, having accidentally wet himself in fright as the speed rose again and the vehicle zoomed down the straight path, it suddenly plunged twenty six feet, coming down safelt at three feet above the ground as its speed came to a halt and it turned to the left, entering the docking area as the Smashers all congratulated themselves, with the citizens cheering loudly as the female Shy Guy and the assistances helped them get out.
"See, Lucas? It wasn't that bad," Yoshi stated as he patted Lucas on the back, who started crying. Peach came over and picked up Lucas, hugging him as she styarted to calm him in a soothing voice.
Shrugging, Yoshi turned to Mario and Pikachu, who both smiled. Bowser then came up to them and stated, "That was too intense...I think I might have lost a spike on my shell!"
Donkey Kong rubbed the back of his head. "Oh well, at least iot wasn't that major... right?" He stated, as he, Bowser, Yoshi, Mario, Pikachu, Peach, and Lucas joined the others, with Peach still holding Lucas.
"Thank you for riding the Acceleration, and please feel free to come back," The Shy Guy stated goodbye as the Smashers got off the Acceleration, being cheered upon by the hundreds of citicens who watched them head for their homes, in the northern, eastern, western, and southern directions, with the random green-shelled Koopa Troopa heading off into the northeastern direction.