The Unexpected

"You know, it's not nice to lie," Yoshi stated to Pikachu as the two were walking around Yoshi Island.

"Really?" Pikachu remarked as he tilted his head to the right. "Why's that?"

"...because it's wrong, and, well... just not right." Yoshi pointed out as he folded his arms together. "If you intend to keep one thing dead and at peace, then you should."

"Hmmm." Pikachu remarked as he turned to his right, to see Rayquaza and Ridley playing golf together. "Ehh...?"

"What? We can't have a break?" Ridley responded as he swung his golf club, watching the golf ball fly high into the sky.

Yoshi looked on in confusion as he was suddenly hit in the back of the head by a golfball. Pikachu, Ridley, and Rayquaza all turned around, seeing Yoshi knocked down on the smooth green grass, to look up at the sky, seeing Arceus po up through a dimensional rift.

"Sorry. I wanted to see if my dimension hopping skills were getting rusty," Arceus apologized as he disappeared, the rift teleporting away along with him.

Rayquaza and Ridley shrugged as they kept playing their golf game, while Pikachu tried to help Yoshi up, who was in a bit of pain.

"Hello Yoshi Island, and welcome back to the Toadette and Dry Bowser Info Break!" Toadette greeted as she waved to all the cheering Yoshis, taking a bow. "No one expected us to make a comeback, huh?"

"That's what they said about this story." Dry Bowser dryly commented as he was polishing his dusty old bones. "Was there a demand for this particular fanfic?"

"Well duh, people wanted more of me." Yoshi confirmed as he was sipping some cherry flavored caprisun.

"NO YOSHI, THAT'S ILLEGAL!" Pit exclaimed as he jumped out of nowhere, with Yoshi gawking as the white winged angel jumped on him.

"Goodness! No one expected Kid Icarus to show up like that!" Toadette exclaimed as the sound of a toilet flushing was heard. "Looks like we're gonna have to cut our show short here, folks!"

"You know, IN THE BATHROOM!" Donkey Kong exclaimed as he was wrapping himself up in toilet paper, wanting to look athletic.

Cue laugh track.