Yoshi

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

1 story, more than eight Smashers with one hundred and twenty three unique tales. Join Yoshi and his friends as they go through their wacky everyday lives in this interesting series of one-shots! Plus he's not alone because Dry Bowser joins him as a fellow reptile!

123. The Cannon

The Cannon

"Hello, and welcome to the Toadette and Dry Bowser Info Break!" Toadette greeted as she waved to the camera. "You're probably wondering why exactly are we doing this. Well that's a good question!"

"Is it really?" Rayquaza asked as he and Ridley were both stuffed into a cannon, with Dry Bowser standing next to it.

"Yes, yes it is!" Toadette squeaked as she twirled around. "And this time, we even have the main star of the story with us! Go ahead and bring him out, DB!"

"Why do I even bother with helping you out with this...?" Dry Bowser quietly muttered to himself as he pulled a tied up green Yoshi out of a black magician's hat, with Yoshi held up together by rope.

"I didn't agree to this!" Yoshi exclaimed as he tried his best to break through.

"Trust me, I didn't either." Dry Bowser agreed as he then chucked Yoshi into the cannon, with Dry Bowser setting it on fire as it blasted the three reptiles high into the sky.

"Ooh, that's gotta hurt!" Toadette remarked as she squinted her eyes, placing her hands on her face. "Good thing they have insurance!"

"...do we even have that?" Dry Bowser remarked as he began polishing his bones, only for his bones to be broken apart as Yoshi, Rayquaza, and Ridley came crashing back down, with Toadette shocked as she then fell on her back, struggling to get back up.