I finally edited the story. I mainly only changed the first nine, I think, and the rest was just small edits. It took me long just to edit this because once I completed one chapter, I didn't go to the next until one or two weeks later. Luckily this ended when is started editing part of five, and I got the rest done today. I also got this chapter done.

I would reread it if I were you. I mainly think you only need to reread chapters one to three or four, since those were the ones that were mostly changed. But you might as well just reread the rest. If you did read all the previous chapters, could you see the difference, or is this your first time reading it? If you have read the original, then I would like to know your opinions.

Warning: Intense crack in this chapter. Read the title and you will already know how crackish this is going to be.


Chapter 15 SweatDroppingXFangirlingXAlluka?

It was one day, worse than the rest. They had been in for a week, earning up to a million yen, and luckily, Killua wasn't spending it all on chocolate, unlike the last time.

For a change though, they both remembered when the announcement person told everyone that the 200th stopped giving money. And for a change, they...well more like Killua, taught them a lesson.

It happened earlier in the week though...

"And another win for him. Ladies and gentlemen, our winner has completed their task to reach the next floor. Congratulations!" The crowd cheered, screaming running in the room. "Starting tomorrow, we will-"

The door slammed open. The announcer, the who had always been there since Gon and Killua first went, turned her head, eyes opening.

A small smirked went on the cat faced assassin. He slowly crept to the announcer, his finger nails sharpening.

"I'm back," he announced. The woman went back to the speaker to give final words.

"Excuse me for a moment." The intercom's went off, and the headphones laid on the desk. "What do you want? This room can not be entered if you aren't working here," she grumbled, eye twitching.

The white haired assassin quickly made his way up to her, putting his finger on her neck. "I would like to make some changes to the rules here." The smirked grew, and she gulped.

"You have to ask the-"

"He said I could. I just wanted you to make an announcement to everyone, so they could know the change."

"Al...alright, then. Wh...what is it?"


"Attention everyone. There has been a slight rule change to the money you earn." The intercom went throughout the whole building, top to bottom.

"Aah!" Everyone argued about the whole money change thing like last time. Because of what happened before, they already knew that now the last floor you could get money on would be the 100th, so they would earn even more money, leaving the ones who fight, get nothing, unless you were in the 100th to the 10th.

"From now until the end of this year, we have a special deal. If you have reached the 200th floor and up, you earn twice the amount than what it was a few years ago, and to all those who are below 200, to the 20th, your amount will lower to two-fifths of the amount you would get." The small popping sound it was, went, showing the speakers were now off. Everyone ranted there, of course because of the doings of the kitty brat.

Now for the good news to the people on the 200th and up, they cheered proudly, except the prize there was that you had to win, but if you lost, you would have to pay 10,000 jenny fee (if you don't know, that's only $100.) but only because this would help the program to pay the extra money.

And the fighting continued on. They were already at the two hundredth because of the increase of their strength with nen, and Hisoka wasn't there.


As they ended for the day, Gon and Killua were making their way to the elevator after coming from a restaurant. Killua was licking a bunny (typical) and Gon was watching everyone around, seeing if he had recognized anyone, besides the other three he had met up with.

They had been almost to an elevator, until they were interrupted by a group of people.

"Is that?" one said in surprise.

"It can't be!" One squealed, running up.

"It's...It's..." almost everyone was speechless. Gon and Killua heard, turning their gazes in the same direction.

"What's going on?" Killua went, blinking at the sparkling eyes of the people.

"IT'S THEM!" a girl squealed jumping as she ran up to them. Killua fell down, as a girl with dark brown hair, tied back into a ponytail, wrestled him.

"Get off ME!" The girl jumped off, her expression looking like she was worried. "I don't know why I suddenly got tackled by some girl." He wiped his pink shirt, frowning at her. And his eyes were closed during those moments he was wiping his clothes, and as he opened them, a whole crowed surrounded them.

"It's the Freecss and Zoldyck boys!" The crowd cheered. Killua stared blankly, and Gon waved, nervously laughing.

Killua whispered over to Gon. "What's going on?"

"It's been awhile since we were last seen by people. They know about what we've done."

"We haven't done much at all. This is the only place I can think of that we did good at, and we failed a lot in the 200th floor." Of course, Gon forgot that Killua didn't remember all the things they were known for other than this; completing Greed Island, defeating the ants, and the time when everyone found out that Gon was back from his coma and the election how everyone voted for him, until close to the finals.

Gon sweat dropped, and Killua stared more at the crowd blankly.

"Why're they famous?" a person in the crowd asked.

"Don't be stupid. They got rid of those beasts and completed an almost impossible game."

"Oh right."

"What?" Killua's eyebrows furrowed, suspicious. "What're they talking about?"

"Uh, uh..." Gon tried to defend, but nothing in his head would work as an excuse. Once again, he sweat dropped.

"Back off." Bisky tried to defend too. "Except any single guy can stay." Now her eyes sparkled.

The crowd didn't listen, and cheered some more.

"Move out of the way hag!" yelled a fangirl. Bisky's expression grew darker and darker. She clenched her fist hard.

"Who are you calling hag?"

The crowds eyes turned into small black balls. Most stepped away, but a few stayed for a moment, recognizing who Bisky was.

"Wait! Are you Biscuit-san from Greed Island? We heard about you being the one who trained them to complete the game."

"Eh?" Bisky almost sweat dropped, but then she grinned. "Yes, I am!" And then the girls surrounded Bisky, ignoring the other two.

"That's a relief," Killua murmured, putting his hands into his pockets. Spinning around, Gon followed Killua over to the elevator, but before he could press a button, he heard someone shouting from behind. Was it another fangirl or something, he thought.

He turned his gaze once more, hearing the words, "Onii-chaaan!" It was for sure a girl, hugging him. The girl that squeezed him tightly, was none other than Alluka.

"Alluka?!" his eyes opened. "Why aren't you at home?" And he also had forgotten about the time he took her out of the mountain to heal Gon.

Alluka looked up, confused. "Do you not remember Onii-chan?"

"Uhhh..." Gon sweat dropped again.

"Remember what?"

Gon tried to wave at Killua to get his attention. "Don't worry about it, uh...I think I need to speak with her about something for a minute."

And since Killua was able to trust Gon, and that he only let them move back a little, enough for him to see, he got to explain about everything.

And after explaining everything to Alluka, she nodded.

"So Onii-chan doesn't remember what happened?"

"Yes, and I'm trying to help him remember again, so that's why we are here right now." Alluka nodded again, understanding.

After taking her back, another came up.

"It's nice to see you again, Master Killua." A woman in a suit, dark brown, double braided hair, green eyes, bowed.

Killua was yet again confused. How did this person even know him? Unless she was another fangirl. Except why would she be in a suit, and call him 'Master' if only the butlers called him that, and only few knew that they did.

Gon, yet again, had to explain everything.

"He doesn't know me then? At least he forgot about me?"

"That's only if he met you in less than two years ago."

"It was three or four months ago. I must thank you though for telling me before hand. I'm Baine. I was the one chosen to protect Master Alluka when Master Killua went away." It wasn't Killua's doings though. Alluka forced Killua, since she didn't want to spend ten years with him, if he and Gon hadn't seen each other at all during that time. (This is how they joined the game while knowing about the election arc and back. They were suppose to meet back up when Alluka forced Killua.)

As they returned, Alluka was waiting to leave since she only came because she happened to pass by the Heaven's Arena. And again, Alluka forced Killua into letting her leave, and to go to where she originally was going.

Waving, the window rolled up in the limosene, and the car drove away.

And making their way back in, they were interrupted another time by the now usual fangirls.

"They're back!" The girls ran over, but Killua grabbed Gon's arm and pulled him to the elevator, where they were chased, and luckily the door closed in time.

"Finally," Killua grunted, annoyed. "I'm just hoping-"

The elevator door opened.

"They're they-"

He quickly pressed the close door button before any of them could peek longer. "I should have already guessed."

But the door opened a second time, and he pressed the button as second time.

"Excuse me, but I have business between those two. You can continue this later." Bisky pushed through the crowd, pulling the door open. "Now if you will excuse us, we would like some time along, and that means letting us get this door closed." The fangirls stopped instantly, stepping back a foot.

The elevator ringed, and the door slowly closed. "We'll be waiting for all of you!" All of them squealed once more, and the door finally shut and the elevator finally rose to the floor they were going to.

"I didn't expect any of that to happen." Killua placed his back on the metal handle attached to the wall, and crossed his arms. 'I'm glad it's over with.' He sighed, and Gon added by explaining the plan to earning more money, in which they only needed, well about twenty billion jenny.

The elevator rang again, and the door slowly opened. The hallway was quiet for a few moments as they exited the elevator. All they hoped for was that no one would be up here.

"Luckily only people who made it to this floor can come up here." Killua smirked, turning left.

"Ohhhhhhh!" Exclamation points went on their heads. Their heads turned, making creaking noises.

This time, it wasn't a group of fangirls. A group of men, the 'fanboys' were staring in surprise.

"You got to be kidding me."

"Yaaaaas! Now we can see how it's done!" they all yelled, chasing them. "Show us how you were able to get passed this floor!"

"I couldn't have guessed this."

Gon laughed nervously, rushing with Killua and Bisky, except Bisky was in some much awe that she almost stopped.

"The corner," Killua cheered. But he heard more squealing coming from ahead. "Don't tell me."

A another bunch of girls appeared from the corners. The all ran in their direction, in which now the three were trapped.

"Zoldyck and Freecss!"

Gon sweat dropped, Bisky clenched her fists again at how they were ignoring her, and Killua pulled his hair, except without pulling any out. "Ahhhhh!"


Told you it was crackish. Plus it's eleven at night, so I'm more high than usual. I really wanted to update, so I did and I ended before I went to sleep.

This sounds like a humor story now, but I think only a few chapters in this arc are humorous, so that's all you get.

I hope no one was too OOC. I thinking Killua and Bisky are, and if so, sorry if that bothers you.

See you next chapter. ^^