Monsters Alike
By ThatDementedRedHead
Inspired by the sexy demon Sebastian and sexier vampire Alucard. XD Fanservice is amazing, isn't it?
~fellow fangirl, TDRH
~Prologue~
'Earl Ciel Phantomhive,
I have noticed as of late you and your butler are a bit unnatural... But recently I have accepted the truth of supernatural beings. I think that you may be able to assist the Hellsing Organization. They have a very unique cause, one which I think you and your butler will find suiting. The troubles currently arising are far more important than a few murder cases. Please, I have arranged a meeting with their head, Sir Integra Windsgate Hellsing. It shall take place at noon tomorrow, for these matters are overwhelmingly urgent.
May god be with you, child.
Queen Victoria'
Ciel read this letter with an unreadable expression. "Sebastian, have you heard of the Hellsing Organization?"
"Yes sir, I have. It is very much related to Vlad the Impaler, and Dracula. The one who started this organization bound Dracula to their family, and now he kills his own kind for his master. I believe he goes by Alucard."
"The reverse of his previous name?"
"Yes. His current master, the head of the family, is Sir Integra. She is a remarkable woman."
"A woman called sir?"
Sebastian chuckled. "It is a title, young master. And yes. She wears a suit as well. She is the exception of Earls not being able to be woman." He gazed at him curiously.
"We shall attend the meeting." He said. "Prepare our luggage. A storm is said to be coming, and with this sort of order it seems as though we'll be sticking around." Sebastian bowed and left Ciel to ponder the thought of another family who punished sinners in the name of the Queen and held their monster on a leash. It seemed quite humorous to him.
Tomorrow as Ciel stepped into the carriage with his butler he found himself eager to see this. For once he was excited for something.
Upon stepping out of the carriage his ears were assaulted by a female squeal. "Ohhhh he's soooo cute!" Exclaimed Seras eagerly, looking at him as Mey-rin and Finny did. He looked up at the police girl with a blush. She surely wasn't wearing decent clothing! But... It was a bit later in time...
"Police Girl, you may want to refrain from making him go deaf." Stated a baritone voice. A man with red eyes and orange lensed glasses grinned at him with large fangs. "You must be my master's guest."
"And you are Alucard. I have no time for games. Where is Sir Integra."
"Oh ho ho. Such a confident young boy. And it must be so dull without games. What do you say, Michaelis?" He asked. Sebastian looked up at him in surprise.
"Sir. Why don't we go to you're master. Mine tends to be impatient." He said with a polite smile. Ciel scoffed.
"Come this way, s-sir." The police girl said, grinning. "Master, this is the queens guard dog, he has-"
"I know who he is, Seras Victoria." He said. "Bring him to our master."
She nodded and led them, and Sebastian couldn't help but frown as she checked him out. 'Please don't be another Grell...' He thought to himself.
"Who's Grell?" She asked, falling beside him. Sebastian jumped. 'The hell?!' She giggled. "Vampires are odd that way." Sebastian nodded and they reached the office, where a butler was opening the door. "Thanks Walter!" Exclaimed the carrot topped Draculina.
"Yes, Seras." A woman smoking an over priced cigar sat with her feet kicked up on the desk, wearing a green suit. She frowned.
"So this is the Guard dog the queen talked about." She said, not speaking of his size. "And his demon butler. Alucard."
The vampire walked easily through the wall and smirked. "Yes, my master?" He purred.
"Shut up." She snapped at his mocking tone, some sort of innuendo definitely in those words... She sighed at his basterdly mood. Smashing the end of her cigar, she smiled at the little boy. "That's impressive, earl. Never seen a kid the same age as I was with a monster on a leash before." She commented with a smile.
Ciel was well informed from last nights inquiry with his butler. "Mine was not as much work. A demon simply craves a soul, unless you manage to best the devil." His eyes flashed that eerie fuchsia color. "It seems I'm not going to be getting any taller."
"So, the queen suggested you two as new recruits. But more as immediate senior officers. She said you're talents would be brilliant, and she is very concerned about the recent ghoul count. That is why you may leave your post. This is your next assignment."
"If it is the queens will I shall carry it out. What does this job require."
"A strict training from Alucard. I apologize, but Walter will be assisting your butler in picking his new weapon. His hands will not be effective. Head and chest only! It's all that will kill them. She said you're a lover of hate. So you're new hate is to wipe every last damned ghoul from this land. Understood?" She said authoritatively.
"My master is great at strategies, My lady. He has no effective killing techniques."
"Well he needs to defend himself. Fledglings, demon or not, are vulnerable to vampire bites. Anything with a soul will do. And he still has one, as does you." She stated firmly. "Walter! Take Sebastian to the armory. Alucard, Seras, teach him how to shoot something more powerful. Without breaking it, he's a demon, he has strength."
A series of "Yes, Master" echoed and the demons were taken in opposite directions. Sebastian hesitantly followed the human to the lower levels.
"You have no gun, how do you protect yourself?"
"The angel of death, is the name I've acquired. My silver micro-filament wires is a favorite of mine." Sebastian hummed, it reminded him of a certain spider demon. "What human weapon would you prefer?"
"What do have?"
"Anything." Sebastian raised an eyebrow and rummaged through his mind.
"I've been particularly fond of a sword, actually. And bullets will not be a problem. Dodging them is easy."
Walter smirked, he had just the thing. "I have something I think you'll like." He sorted through crates, metal shelves, and cases until he found a black box. Opening it Sebastian stared at the sword, with it completely.. Black?
"I thought silver was effective..."
"This is more effective. Something like this is one of a kind. From the dark island, where vampires originated... Well, vampires like Alucard. It has a silver core and the dark metal coating it is toxic, like poison, and conducts the silvers qualities. The coating isn't toxic to demons. Perfect for you." Walter smiled and watched as Sebastian grabbed the hilt, picking it up with ease.
"It's perfectly balanced." He commented. Liking the way it felt in his hands, he gave a few test swings.
"Yes, Alucard made this at some point, but the one it was made for died before they could use it. It's been gathering dust, so he would appreciate it being used." Walter explained. He started to talk but realized the demons mind was elsewhere. 'Young Master...?' Sebastian heard gunshots of a powerful weapon and a grunt that definitely was his masters.
"It's too big!" Sebastian heard him groan. He laughed softly at his masters comment.
"My, My, that must be entertaining to watch. Join me watching my master attempt to hold a real gun?" Sebastian asked. Walter chuckled at the young mans personality. Sadistic, it was definitely a large part of him. They traveled to the shooting range and found Seras holding a gun half the size of her masters jackel, but still awkward in his hands. She sighed in disappointment, shaking her head. "Master, his hands are way too small! I don't know how he'll pull the trigger!" She exclaimed. Ciel grit his teeth at her comment. Pride was very important to him, and it riled him up for a girl to say such things.
"Then show me yours!" He challenged. She grinned and giggled softly, grabbing her Harkonnen cannon. Ciel gaped as she shifted into a sniper position and shot the jeep they use for target practice to bits. "Uh...E-eh how did you-"
"She's a vampire. I made her, as well." Alucard said. Walter frowned.
"I suppose I could use Alucard's ARMS Casull as an example? Make a smaller version?" Walter asked.
"With less fire power, of course. He'd break both his wrist and his face with mine." Alucard stated. And with Ciel's glare he pulled the gun and shot the target. "You should be happy, Earl. This is the first custom Walter made. To get a similar one is an honor."
Both Ciel and Sebastian looked at the butler, who chuckled. "Oh, and Alucard. Sebastian wanted a sword. I though the one you forged would work well. You don't mind, sir?"
Alucard grinned. "Let me see it." Sebastian pulled it from the sheath he had on, having discarded his tail-coat. "It suits you. At least someone is using it." He said. Seras jumped.
"GAH!" Her intercom had squealed in her ear, and she tapped it. "Sir Hellsing?"
"That stupid Priest's been spotted. What is it with vampires and priests anyway... But he's turned all his church-goers into ghouls. One was a virgin. She's a vampire. Go take care of it. I suspect you all are ready?"
"That barely requires one vampire." Walter said.
"Practice." She said. "And he doesn't have gun yet, so he can use one of mine. It's small enough. Gear up and go." She ordered. Again, an echoed 'Yes Master' was heard as they went to get their equipment. They all clambered into a jeep after Ciel had his gun.
As they got out they immediately saw the bodies of writhing police officers. Ciel gasped in shock and Protest as Seras shot the first one. "...!" 'What is she doing?!' He thought, aghast.
"It's mercy. They turn into ghouls otherwise. C'mon, we've got a vampire to smoke." She said, walking into the church.
"You lost child..." Echoed a voice, soft and meant to be reassuring, but the sin warped it into something sinister. He looked up, surprised to see more than one of them.
"Sebastian, you go first. Ciel, you can get the girl." The police girl allowed him. He walked forward, grinning.
"It seems all of the scum of the undead have bad taste. Really, a priest? What's next, a high collared cape?" He asked, raising an eyebrow tauntingly. The priest snarled at him and lunged, and with one swing of the blade dust was fluttering through the air and pouring onto the holy texts. "Pathetic, really." He murmured.
Seras clapped. "Good one. Now to find his bitch." She said, having grown lax with her language since that purple freak of an 'original' vampire.
Someone snapped their fingers. "You! You killed my master!" Shrieked a high pitched voice. Ghouls rose from all of the seats for prayer.
"Ciel, you get her. We'll get the ghouls." Seras said confidently. Ciel stepped forward.
"Ha, I can't believe you were a virgin. You look like a street slut." He said, aiming the gun. She growled, grazing his face with her nails, leaving long bleeding gashes. Ciel shot. "Damn." He's missed her chest.
"You insolent brat!" She said in her annoying voice. Ciel made sure not to miss, and it was like slow motion as the silver bullet lurched from the barrel and embedded into her chest, puncturing her heart. Blood splattered the walls and the cross hanging from the ceiling, and the ghouls turned to ash as their master died. The blood evaporated, turning a sickly purple color before it vanished, ash lost in the breeze. Her body was a measly pile of gray ash as well. It covered the whole church now.
Ciel was fascinated by the ash. How it went almost instantly from flesh to a gray pile of flakes. His gory side wondered if the things could feel themselves dissolve, the other part gagged on the inside.
A/N: Hello, been gone for a long time now. As an attempt to reconnect with Black Butler I've created a cross-over with the new show that I like.