Yes, I totally googled "perfumes for men" and picked one off the "seductive perfumes for men" list. By the description it seemed to fit Kurt (besides the fact it's meant to seduce women), at least in my eyes without ever smelling it. Also, I can imagine him buying a Chanel perfume.
Sleepy Texts and Expensive Perfumes
Kurt was woken up by the bright morning sun, red behind his eyelids. He still had the phone in his hand and he was so hot and sweaty it should be illegal. It took him a minute to groan, kick off the blankets and bring a hand to rub his eyes- and then, with utter disbelief and slight disgust, he realized how oily was his face.
He forgot to moisturize last night! How could he let such a thing happen?
His phone buzzed. He unlocked it, blinking sleepily.
Good morning, my love. xoxoxo
Oh.
He fell asleep texting Blaine.
Good morning, babe. :*
He sent the message, then smiled and sent another.
Just so you know, you made me forget moisturizing last night and now I'm oily and disgusting. Hope you're happy.
He put the phone back on the nightstand and flopped onto his stomach, nuzzling his pillow and stretching his legs and arms.
The phone buzzed again a couple of minutes later, and Kurt hoped that the thing he dropped while trying to reach it wasn't his bottle of Chanel's Egoiste Platinum perfume. He pushed the phone next to his nose and read.
It's a pleasure to know I have the power to make Kurt Hummel forget his moisturizing routine.
Bastard.