Disclaimer: I own nothing except Amber and everyone else I made up! A special thanks to AnimeGirl639, TheRedHeadGuy, Taliaem, and Hikari-Angel143 for sending in some dares. Yeah, I think its a good idea to make this a Dare or Dare game. I'm currently in a Dare or Dare game (12-17-2013) and have already been dared to slap my crush's ass two times. They were all pretty damn embarrassing. *shiver* I was almost dared to ask him to see his "area". (1-28-14) I was lucky to get out of it. -.-'

Gray: lol

me: *glare* Do you wanna die?

Gray: Heh heh heh no.

me: THEN START TYPING!

Gray: YES MA'AM! *begins typing out of pure fear*

me: KWEKWEKWEKWEKWEKWEKWE!

Amber: Your evil laugh isn't so evil anymore...

me: Not really what I'm shooting for, honestly. I just like people laughing, that's all.

Natsu: So, you just do it to be funny?

me: Yeah. But that's the funny laugh. This is the real one. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! *the earth shakes*

Everyone: O.o

me: Yup. NOW KEEP TYPING!

Gray: WAAAAAAHHHHH!...

We are all at Lucy's place. There are some chicks and dudes. Natsu's there. I sighed. There are also other people I don't know. There's a boy with dark brown hair, dark green eyes, and a boyish body build. He wears a green T-shirt, camouflaged pants, combat boots, and a camouflaged baseball cap. Lucy says he's actually a girl.

I don't believe her. But his/her name's Dylan Forest. He/she's cool.

Another person is has light tan skin and is a bit on the thick side. She has midnight blue hair that's held back with black chopsticks into a high, tight bun with a few strands of loose hair. She has chocolate brown eyes with a hint of blue. She has on silver cross earrings and a silver cross necklace. Her guild insignia is midnight blue and on the back of her thigh, where half of it is hidden by her shorts. Her outfit consists of khaki shorts, a white crop top with a black tank top, and red flats. She has a blue belt looped through her shorts and wears knee-high white socks.

Cana told me her name's Cassandra Lota. She's pretty cool too. There are other people from the guild there too. Natsu, Gray, Gajeel, Elfman, Laxus (Lucy's surprised he even bothered to come) Juvia, Levy, Mirajane,and Erza. I'm pretty that you already know Lucy and Cana are here.

So far we've had a fun time. There was some minor flirting and a lot of talking. Just about everyone wanted to know what my magic is, but I said that they'll have to wait and see. I'm very self conscious of my magic. Gajeel said its not a good thing. I said eating forks is bad for digestion. There were a lot of "Ooh! BURN!"s.

We ate a bit and just mingled. Eventually came the time that I dreaded.

We all sat on the floor of Lucy's bed room in a circle.

"Okay," said Lucy, "I've decided we're gonna play Dare or Dare. No truths!" There were some groans. "So," continued the blonde, "who's first?"

"The noob should be," said Gray.

Cassandra hit the side of his head. "Be nice."

Dylan smirked in amusement and whispered something in Gajeel's ear. They snickered loudly. I thought over some ways to get back at Gray. The thought hit me like a dodge ball to the face (A/N: Those hurt!). I smiled evilly. "Oh, Gray," I said in a sing-song voice. He looked at me nervously.

"What?"

"I dare you to walk on hot coals."

Gray anime-cried. Cana used some Card Magic to summon a bed of red hot coals. Gray, who was already in his boxers, dipped a toe into the coals, squealing from pain. "Do I really have to do this?" he complained.

"Yes!" came the response from everyone. Gray sighed in defeat. To keep his pride, he walked as quickly as he could over the coals, saying things like "Oh Mommy!" and "Oh my, GOD!" and "Why is this so hot?!" and "Why me?". Everyone, even Laxus, was laughing hysterically. Gray sat back in his spot, cradling his red burnt feet. I giggled.

"Okay, Gray, dare someone that's not Amber."

"I'll get my revenge eventually," sighed the ice mage. He turned toward Lucy. "Um...Lucy, I dare you to throw Plue out the window."

"Nani! Fine." She stood up, took out a silver key from her pouch and said, "Gate of the Little Dog, open!"

There was a puff of smoke, and the cutest little Celestial Spirit ever stood in front of me shaking. He was absolutely adorable! Lucy picked up the Spirit and said almost a thousand apologies before Natsu opened the window and Lucy chucked Plue out. The Spirit made a sound that sounded kind of like "Pu puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Is that how he speaks? I shrugged to myself while continuing to laugh my ass off. Lucy sat down and sulked to herself. She looked at everyone and smiled when she looked at Dylan.

"Dylan, I dare you to cling to Gray like he's the most delicious thing in the world."

Dylan looked like she wanted to kill Lucy. Gray glared at the blonde too before screaming as Dylan tackled him while screaming herself, "CAKE!"

I laughed uncontrollably as Dylan robbed Gray of his boxers and flung them around her head. Lucy and Levy ran into the kitchen screaming, "MY EYES!"

I screamed and threw pillows at Gray. "DYLAN," I cried, "GIVE GRAY HIS BOXERS! I BEG YOU!"

Dylan sighed sadly. "Fine."

Gray put his boxers back on while absolutely red in the face. Natsu went back into the kitchen to drag out Lucy and Levy and tell them everything was just fine and normalish again. Dylan looked at the blunette with a devilish look in her dark green eyes. "Levy, I dare you to write a short romance story and have Gajeel eat it after reading it."

Levy and Gajeel blushed a dark red, and Cana gave the girl a pad of paper and a pencil. Levy anime-cried while she neatly scribbled her work. After about ten minutes, Levy finished and handed the story to the Iron Dragon Slayer. His eyes skimmed over it and widened. He glanced at Levy, whose entire body was flushed the darkest crimson that has ever existed. Maybe even darker than that. The Dragon Slayer looked at the smirking Dylan with a I can't wait to kill you look on his face and ate the seven-paged story, one paper chewed angrily at a time.

"Well," I said, "he's gonna have even WORSE digestion."

Everyone snickered. Levy looked around her, her eyes landing on Cana. The brunette, who is currently drinking an entire keg of beer she carried over, looked at Levy's evil smile and gulped down some more alcohol. She removed the keg from her lips. "What?" she asked in a squeaky voice.

"Cana, I dare you to tackle Laxus like a football player the rest of the night."

Cana looked at the other Dragon Slayer in nervousness. The blonde gave her a dare that said, Come at me bro. I'll electrocute you to death. Cana sighed, probably accepting she may live for only five or so more minutes, stood up, and tackled Laxus. He squealed in surprise when the brunette ran into his side. She got up and went back to her seat.

"I'll get him again soon. Now," she looked around her unwanted gaze landing on me. Oh damn. I'm done for. "Amber, I dare you to arm wrestle Elfman."

I looked at the guy, and when I saw his muscles, hope immediately ran to hide in a corner in a parallel universe. I stood up and grabbed Elfman's ear, forcing him to walk over to a table where I decided would become the victim of out arm wrestle. We sat opposite from each other and our peers came to gather around us. Cassandra and Juvia were betting jewels on who would win.

Juvia was nice enough to bet for me.

Erza decided to play referee. She stood over us as Elfman and I locked hands and prepared for the match. I tensed up my arm and tightened my grip on my opponent's hand.

"Alright," said Erza, "3, 2, 1...GO!"

I immediately felt the power of Elfman. He is strong, and I was almost done for when I realized I was about to lose. I pushed against him, making our arms go back to the position they were in at the beginning of the match. Everyone was surprised. I grunted with effort at holding Elfman in place, but its hard. This guy is so much more stronger than I am. I pushed as hard as I possibly could, making his arm go back about an inch.

My strength is leaving me. I can feel it slipping away like sand through my fingers. I pushed again with the last of my remaining strength. Elfman pushed back against me, flinging my arm onto the table. Everyone cheered.

Damn, so close.

Juvia reluctantly handed Cassandra the money, making the girl smile widely. Natsu clapped me on the back really hard, making me grunt on slight pain. "Oops," he said sheepishly. "Great job! You were close."

He gave me one of his toothy grins, and I grinned back. I sat back down in my spot, the lightest shade of pink across my cheeks. Cana again tackled Laxus with a war cry, but he was standing this time and didn't expect it, so he squealed in pure surprise.

Everyone laughed.

Okay, now who am I going to dare? I looked around at everybody. I looked at Lucy. Heh heh heh... "Lucy, I dare you to get a pixie hair cut."

"Cancer can change it back," she sighed as she picked up a pair of scissors.

"Let me re-word that. Lucy, I dare you to give yourself a pixie hair cut and Cancer can't change it."

"What? Aww," she whined. She stood up and looked in the mirror, reluctantly gripping her hair and pulled it up, snipping it into a short hair cut. She sat back down and pouted. We all laughed. Mostly because now Lucy looks like a boy gone wrong. I laughed so hard my insides hurt. Lucy looked at Erza and smiled. "Erza, I dare you to contact Jell and say that you're pregnant with his baby."

"WHAAAAA!" screamed Titania. We all fell over laughing. Erza looked so red, she looked like a tomato. No, I'm serious. She's wearing red pajamas and she seriously blushing. Her red hair is also the problem. She rummaged around in Lucy's closet and came out with a contact lacrima. She sat down and held it up, it floating out of her hand and lighting up.

"Call Jellal Fernandes."

The lacrima lit up and the guy, who I am guessing to be Jellal, appeared inside the lacrima.

"Erza?"

"Um, uh, Jellal," stuttered Erza in embarrassment.

"Yeah? What's wrong?"

Erza's bottom lip quivered and she said, or screamed, "Jellal, I'm pregnant with your baby!"

"WHAT?! How the hell did that happen?!"

"Eep!" exclaimed Erza as she cut off the connection. She locked the lacrima in a box and sat back down, now a true tomato. She glared at Lucy heavily, and then her eyes continued to roam the room in search for a victim that she can torture her anger out on.

"Gajeel, dress up in a sheep costume and run down the street screaming in a British accent, 'The wolves are coming!'"

Gajeel gulped and Cana made a sheep costume with Card Magic. She slipped into the costume.

"I need this for blackmail," said Dylan evilly, taking out a recorder lacrima. She laughed hysterically. Lucy walked everyone to the door and we all went outside. Gajeel took a deep breath.

"Here goes my pride and dignity." And off he went, running down the street like a madman while screaming in a British accent, "THE WOLVES ARE COMING! THE WOLVES ARE COMING! BAAAAAAAHHHH! THE WOLVES ARE COMING!"

We were all rolling on the ground with laughter. Ten minutes later Gajeel was back, panting heavily from his ten-mile run. Lucy walked us back inside and we settled back in out circle.

He looked at Cassandra, who has not yet been dared. He grinned. "Hey, Cassandra, I dare you to take care of an egg like its your baby."

"That's not so bad." She walked into Lucy's kitchen and walked out, egg in hand and cradling it against her cheek. I snickered. It looks funny the way she's doing it. She sat down and looked at Natsu. "Natsu, I dare you to twerk for...AMBER!"

"W-W-W-W-W-WHAT?!" I sputtered. Everyone exploded with laughter. I growled. Natsu stood up...and twerked. It was pretty funny though. He sat down and hurt his sides laughing at himself. He looked at Juvia. "Juvia, I dare you to go up to Gray, say he's beautiful, then slap him."

"You want Juvia to slap her beloved Gray?" she exclaimed. Funny how she talks.

"Yup," said the Dragon Slayer.

Juvia stood, walked over to Gray, who had a frightened look on his face, and said, "Gray-sama, Juvia thinks you are beautiful!" She slapped him so hard in sadness, I saw spit fly from his mouth. We all laughed. Juvia sat down and looked at Lucy. "Lucy, Juvia dares you to act tsundere toward Amber."

Lucy looked at me apologetically, but she thankfully didn't say anything. Lucy looked at Gray. "Gray, I dare you to eat a pizza seductively."

"Umm...okay."

Cana gave him a pizza and he well, ate it seductively. I think all girls here will agree with me on this but, I liked what I saw. Juvia fainted, and Cana again tackled Laxus, earning yet another squeal.

Gray looked at Erza, who was still attempting to recover from her previous dare. I can here Jellal's voice coming from the box saying, "Erza! Erza, are you okay?! When in hell did I get you pregnant? And why is it so dark? Erza! Erza! Erza!"

It was kind of funny. Gray said his dare. "Erza, I dare you to ride Cana like a horsey."

Erza apologized to Cana as she mounted her kicked her in the ribs, making the brunette run around like an insane person. We all laughed for the gajilionth time that night. Erza finally got off Cana and sat down. She looked at me. "Amber, I dare you to sing the Nyan Cat song."

"That song? But its annoying."

"Exactly."

"Fine," I huffed, standing up and began dancing. "Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, ni hao nyan goujasu derishasu dekarucha! Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, ni hao nyan goujasu derishasu dekarucha!"

I sat down with a huff and turned to Natsu. Before I got to dare him, Lucy said to me, meanly, of course, "Now, Amber, this is the last dare for the night, so you better make it good."

I rolled my eyes. "Yes, mother. Natsu, I dare you to be Sailor Moon and say, 'In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you!'"

Natsu's eyes lit up and he jumped to his feet, practically screaming, "IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I SHALL PUNISH YOU!"

We laughed. After our super long game of Dare or Dare, we all got ready for bed. But not without Cana tackling Laxus on his bedroll one last time...

Sorry for the REALLY late update. I decided to make this, UPDATE ALL MY STORIES! Day so, here's the update. I've been working on a Fright Night and Metal Fight Beyblade fanfic for a while, plus, I was grounded from the computer and all contact from the outside world for two weeks so that was also part of the problem. Now after this, I don't know what to do next, so I want you guys to decide. I will pick the idea I like the best, and I'll use it. I would like to thank you all again for all the hilarious dares you've given me! And thanks for being part of the story (OC wise) and following it. Reviews are appreciated!

BAIS! HERE COMES DA SLAYA!