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Fang
All I could do was stand there, and stare at the floor, blushing furiously before quickly shoving my shampoo and everything else back into the bag, only for max to snatch it out and read it out loud. God, she just wanted me to curl up and die, didn't she?
"L'Oreal. Kids' apple 2 in 1 shampoo. Extra gentle, no tears, no knots, no split ends." Max read through stifled laughs. I snatched it away from her grumbling some choice words under my breath as I stuffed it in my backpack. Max suddenly grabbed my hair and yanked me forward, running her fingers through it and sniffing it. I felt sooo awkward.
"Hm, apple smells really good. And I guess it's right about the split ends. Your hair is like freaking perfect. But you still used kids' shampoo!" Max exclaimed. And I tackled her to the ground, slapping my hand over her mouth as the jet went into turbulence.
"Shut up. I use kid shampoo, you happy? Don't tell the whole world!" I snapped bitterly. Max pushed my hand away and curled her fingers in my ear.
"Keep using it. Your hair is really soft." She whispered before yanking me down to kiss me. I immediately pushed my tongue in Max's mouth, suddenly desperate for her touch. I'm pretty sure this was the best part of our relationship. Me being able to make out with Max whenever I wanted.
And then suddenly she was on top of me, and I didn't know if it was because of the turbulence, or because I let my guard down. Probably both. Either way, I pulled her flat against me and kissed her neck sweetly.
"Fang..." Max moaned, pulling back. "Bout to land. Hold off till tonight, will you Apples?" She asked, smirking. I shot her a warning look as she got off of me.
"There's a bathroom in the jet though. We can lock the door." I whined.
"Over my dead body!" Ari snarled, walking out of the private room and stomping on my stomach. I grunted.
"We can use that room!" I tried, and max just shook her head.
"You're right, we could. But we'd only have about three minutes." Max said into my ear as she helped me up.
"I can do it in two if you give me the chance." I said slyly, kissing her neck again from behind her. Max elbowed me in the gut and I groaned in pain as I sat down on one of the couches.
"We'll test your theory Fangles," Hope swelled into me. "Someday." And swish! My hope just went out of the plane.
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When the jet landed, I followed max out to see a girl leaning up against a Ford. She smiled at Max, nodded at Ari, and gave me a questioning look before Igster got off the plane.
"Oh hell no! He's sleeping outside!" The girl immediately snapped.
"Drop it, Lupo." Max whispered, quickening her pace towards the girl. She had pen-straight dirty blonde hair that flow to her waist, and golden eyes. Like literally, golden. They were pretty, yet creepy. Was that kind of color even possible? I shrugged it off, and watched Ari climb into the back seat.
"He's not staying, Max." Lupo growled.
"Why not?" Max snapped.
"Because I said so, so he can go fly the plane back to wherever the hell it is he came from!" Lupo snarled. Max sighed and I cleared my throat.
"Hello ladies, I'm Fang, Max's boyfriend, nice to meet ya! So um... what's going on here?" I asked, sounding confused.
"James is a jerk! I will not let him stay in my house!" Lupo snapped.
"Fruit Loop, come on!" Iggy said, and I burst out laughing, only to get kicked in the shin.
"You think that's real funny don't you?" Lupo snarled before turning to Iggy.
"Get out of my freaking sight, bastard." She snapped, before turning and walking to the driver's side, slamming the door behind her as she got in.
"This is gonna be one awkward drive." I said, trying to lighten the mood as I rubbed my shin.
"Iggy, I knew you shouldn't have come." Max mumbled, shaking her head.
"Oh and, Fruit Loop Igs? Really?" I asked.
"What? That's her favorite breakfast! It's been my nickname for her ever since we started dating." Iggy defended.
"Look dude, when you break up with a girl and then suddenly show up again, the best thing to do is get down on your knees and kiss her ass for the next however-long-it-takes-for-her-to-forgive-you. Not say 'Fruit Loop, come on!'." I advised, patting his shoulder before getting in the back.
Max said something to Iggy and smiled at him before getting in the passenger side. The car didn't move like expected.
"Floor it already, Fruit Loop." I said, smirking. Lupo scowled.
"Listen Prince Emo, Next time you call me that I'm gonna shove a fork down your throat." Lupo snapped.
"I don't see any forks around." I said innocently. Lupo growled and snatched the iPod away from my hand.
"Hey! Don't hurt Suzie!" I exclaimed.
"You named this piece of junk?" Lupo asked, getting all up in my iPod's business. "Fresh Prince fan, much?" She said, playing the theme song out loud. I shook my head.
"That was for Max-"
"Nope. I already got all the episodes on Ari's laptop. Dude, that was all you." Max said, smirking from the passenger seat.
"Can somebody tell James to get in the freaking car already? He's paying for every drop of Gas I put in her when I stop." Lupo muttered, exasperated just as Iggy got in.
"Okay so-" And then he was cut off by the jolt of Lupo flooring it, and didn't get another chance to speak seeing as she cranked the music to Maximum level.
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The drive had been long and quiet, and tiring. When we got to her place, it was dark out and I wanted nothing more than to collapse on a water bed and sleep. I got out of the car and stretched, and then remembered what Max had said earlier. I had held off long enough.
As soon as Lupo unlocked the door and let us in, I grabbed Max;s hand and headed straight for the stairs. "Whoa Tiger, you're hurting my wrist." Max said playfully.
"Uh-huh. Interesting. I really don't care at the moment." I muttered.
"Whoa, who tangled your hair?" Max snapped.
"I'm tired, I'm iPodless, and you look seriously hot right now." Is all I said, dragging Max up the stairs. She seemed to understand and glanced behind her before looking back at me a rolling her eyes.
"Dude, what's up with your drive? Didn't you just say you were tired?" Max asked.
"Not that tired." I mumbled, kicking open a door to a spare room- or what looked like a spare room anyways- and slamming and locking it behind me.
"It's really not a smart idea to leave, Ari, Iggy, and Lupo all alone in the same room." Max warned as I shoved her on the bed.
"Uh-huh." I muttered, crawling over her.
"You're hair smells like grapes." She said.
"I know." I said absently.
"You're not listening to a word I say, are you?" Max asked.
"Nope." I smirked, amused. And then smashed my lips down on hers.
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The next morning, we went downstairs, and we both saw the oddest thing. Lupo and Iggy... were kissing?
Eh... nothing to do with Faxiness so you probably don't care about that cliffy. Thought MPHK might. And so does anyone else who's a Liggy fan. Anyways let's go... 170 REVIEWS before next chapter.
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