I finally arrived In Japan after a very long an inconvenient flight where most the people where talking through the inflight movie. That plane unfortunately crashed on the shore of a Japanese beach. "Life's a beach." I said, continuing on, noticing most the city was on fire. It was pretty. "Wow, I should've visited Japan a long time ago. It looks awesome when it's on fire, too." I said, then realized what I just said. "Oh, god, I am a pyromaniac..." I said, continuing on.
Meanwhile...
Takashi was sulking over losing Rei as his girlfriend, as always, when suddenly Saya showed up (by the way, yes, I will be referring to everyone by their FIRST names. Some of their last names sound to similar, or I wind up thinking they're talking about someone else). "What do you want?" He asked.
"Every time you have to face something you don't like, you always come to this STUPID staircase. It's like your own little pity corner, look at you! Good God." She said, walking down the stairs to where he was. She then leaned forward with her hands in her pockets, getting up in his face, which caused her boobs to stick out. Something that did not go unnoticed by Takashi. "The first semester has JUST started. How are you EVER going to make it through the year?" She asked, scolding him.
"I could say the same to you, the 5th period isn't even over yet." He said indifferently, looking off into the distance.
"It's okay, I'M GENIOUS. Unlike YOU who got into this school by DUMB luck." She said in a condescending tone.
"Saya, why do you always Diss me like that?" He asked, annoyed.
"Because I don't like stupid people!" She said, with a pouty look on her face.
"What?" He asked quickly before she spoke again. "Especially the ones that can't admit that they're stupid. I mean, you're pretty stupid, but at least you know you are, so if I tell you that you're stupid, maybe by some miracle, you'll be less stupid, stupid!" She said (That is the most times I've ever heard someone use the word stupid in less than a minute). He merely turned away from her at that point. "Grow up! Moping because your little friend dumped you? Stupid." She said, walking away (As she's walkin' away~).
Suddenly, he heard a banging at the gate and looked to see. "Huh? Who's that? A trespasser?" He wondered.
Meanwhile...
"So tell me, Alucard, how was your mission in Japan?" Integra asked over the phone.
"Meh, I'd say 99... .9% done." He said, looking out the window at the exact zombie that was banging at the gate. "'sup, bitch?"
Back to Takashi...
A couple of teachers then walked up to the gate, some of them armed. "You there, what do you think you're doing, this is a private school?" The female teacher leading the little squad questioned.
"It's okay, Ms. Iyashi, let me handle it." A tough-looking teacher said, rolling up his sleeve and approaching the trespasser (Bad move, rolling up the sleeve). He reached out and grabbed the zombie, then pulled back and smashed him into the gate.
"Hey, now! Mr. Tajima! Excessive violence is-" Ms. Iyashi began, but suddenly, the zombie grabbed Tajima's arm and bit it, causing him to fall back and roll on the ground in pain, freaking out Takashi, before the teacher died.
"Oh, my god! He's dead!" The old teacher, armed with I don't know what, exclaimed.
"No way. That's impossible! He was just..." Ms. Iyashi said. Then, Tajima's hand twitched. "Mr. Tajima? Are you alright?" She asked. Then his eyes popped open "Oh, Mr. Tajima, thank god! You had me worried there for a-" She started, but then he got up, yanked her close by grabbing her shirt and bra, biting her neck, spraying blood everywhere. Takashi freaked out and stepped back, the old teacher with the weapon fell back onto his ass (fail) and the other teacher ran away like a bitch.
Thinking of only one thing, Takashi ran quickly as he could, burst through one door and slammed open the door to Rei's classroom. Rei of course was his old girlfriend who dumped him. It was brutal. "Takashi? You couldn't be happy with just skippin' my class?" The teacher asked.
Ignoring him, he walked right up to Rei. "Come with me!" He said, urgently, pulling her up from her seat. "We're gonna get out of here!" He said (or possibly, we've gotta get out of here).
"W-what are you talking about?!" She demanded as Saya stood up jealously.
"Dude, what are you doing?" Hisahi asked. He was Rei's new boyfriend.
"People just got killed by the front gate. No bullshit." He explained in a serious tone.
"Are you serious?!" Hisashi asked, shocked (He just barely said "no bullshit").
"Yeah, I'm making shit like that up." He said, darkly, not exactly sounding sarcastic. All the while, a nerdy fat kid was listening to this and got a kinda dumb look on his face. He looked worried, but not at the same time?... I can't explain it.
Rei then yanked her hand away. "Jesus, what's going on?! I can never understand what's-" She started, until Takashi slapped her (oh, that's a dick move. And sexist).
"Listen! Listen to me!" He said.
They apparently ran out of class, because now they were running down the hall. "What's going on?" Rei asked.
"There was someone at the school gate. P.E teachers went to check it out and something happened. And now those P.E teachers are killing each other!" Takashi said.
"That's insane." Rei said (not as insane as what you're GOING to see).
Meanwhile, at the gate...
I finally reached the school and found the zombies about to attack a mother and her baby. I fried them with lightning and popped up beside her, singing my version of "slaughter your world" (Look it up on YouTube). "Excitement abounds~! I almost can't wait! Relax, I don't want your baby, I already ate." I sang, looking at them. "Though I do tend to generally kill... Kill things that... Don't fight back. I've found the zombies! What fun could they hold? What shall I bbutcher them with?! Fire or cold?! *makes flames in one hand and ice in the other with L'cie magic* Running from me, I'm sure you'd think: He's a pathological, bloodthirsty, homocidal maniac!" I continued to sing, dancing around more zombies and melting their faces off. "I kill zombies *kills it with fire* and angels *shoots it out of the sky with a shotgun* and demons *blows it up with a bazooka*! I'd maim toddlers, teens and then more *kills a toddler and teenage zombie*! You see a wife *comes across newlywed zombies*? I see a widow *kills the husband zombie*. But what then? Can't you see? What I kill foooooor? I want to incinerate and decapitate! I want to melt, want to melt some faces! Watching the zombies- Ah, what to they call it? Fry *burns a group of zombies to a crisp*! A suppose that being undead, there's not much to life. I can't die my mortal weapons! *gets repeatedly impaled* How did that not make me- ah, what's the word? Die? *goes back to murdering zombies with fire* You've nowhere to hide! Nowhere to run! Your corpses will burn like the heart of the sun! With infinite glee, it's going to be me, that slaughters Z world *sets both hands on intense fire*! *grabs a zombie* How could I glare, into these eyes and then not... Stab them *stabs the zombies eyes with his fingers*!? How could I look at their death and then not LAUGH?! *pulls out a sword* I'd cut him in half *cuts one in half*, then I'd graft. His head back. Onto his shoulders *cuts it off*. And after I lop it. I make a puppet. On top of a staaaaaaaaaaff! *has a zombie's head on his hand, working it like a puppet* I am a guy who makes things die! Have some urges and need to fulfill them! After my mayhem I simply don't... What's the word? Caaaaaare *throws the head like a baseball into another zombie*! The stench in the air! The smell of the gore! Carnage far greater than ANY waaaaaaar! My legacy... Death should be ME... I'll slaughter Z... Woooooooooorrrrrrrrlllllld." I ended soflty and beautifully, then vaporized two more zombies coming at me.
Back in the school...
"Attention all students: An emergency situation is taking place in the school right now. All students must follow your teacher's instructions and evacuate! I repeat, a violent incident is taking place at the school right now!" The loudspeaker said, before something unknown cut it off. Suddenly. "Ah! Get away from me! Get back!" He said.
Meanwhile, the dumbass fat kid from before was crawling his way out of the classroom. "Hirano!" Saya said, walking up to him (I'll call him by last name because he's annoying, dumb and I don't like him. He's like Tsukune only fat).
"Hey, Saya." He said, surprised.
"Shh, gotta go." She said.
"Help! HELP!" The guy on the loudspeaker said before getting killed.
Everyone was shocked, sitting there, unsure of what to do. Then a piece of chalk rolled off of a teacher's desk, hit the ground, broke and all hell broke lose. Everyone screamed, panicked, ran out of the room, tripped over each other, probably trampled each other, one dude- what the hell was that for?! One dude punched another dude in the face for no apparent reason... Da fuq?! Another dude grabbed a girl by her shoulder and hair for no reason and I don't know what he did with her and lastly... Jesus Christ, Japanese kids are violent! I'm just saying. Not trying to be racist, but Jesus, in the middle of a zombie attack, their punching, raping and one dude kicked a chick in the ass, sending her down the stairs.
Back with me...
"Sounds like all Hell broke loose. I'd better not miss a DAMN thing." I said, glaring.
Meanwhile, Takashi's group ran up to the roof and encountered their first zombie. After recognizing it as one of her teachers, Rei was hesitant about killing him, but when he was attacking her and almost getting to her, she became enraged.
"Don't fuck with me!" She said, pushing him back (by the way, I don't think you can push back a zombie. They're like 3 times stronger than the average human). "I'm VP of the martial arts club!" She said, going badass and kicking the zombies ass with the metal broomstick-turned spear/staff and finally stabbed him in the chest, lifting him off the ground. Unfortunately, while in most fantasy worlds, a stab to the heart WOULD kill a zombie, Highschool of The Dead decided to make them a bit tougher than that, so he slammed Rei into a wall.
"Rei!" Hisashi said, grabbing the zombie and holding him so Rei could pull out her weapon.
"Hisashi! Get away from him!" Takashi warned.
"Don't worry, I got 'im." He smirked. He didn't... The zombie turned its head almost completely around and bit Hisashi's left arm. That's what you get for being a smartass.
The other two did whatever they could do try and kill him, but nothing seemed to work. "Dammit, why won't he just die already?!" Rei demanded.
"Oh, no, it's just like I thought! He is dead! He's dead, but still moving!" Takashi said.
"What?!" Rei said in disbelief. At this point, the zombie bit completely through Hisashi's arm. "Hisashi!" Rei screamed, trying to pull him away from the crazed zombie. She then turned back to Takashi desperately. "Takashi, do something! Don't just stand there, do something!" She pleaded.
Now mustering up courage, Takashi ran in, jumped and swung with all his force, smashing the zombies head, finally killing it (about fucking time, huh?).
"Hisashi! Are you okay?" She asked.
"Son of a bitch just bit me! No big deal." He said, somewhat in pain (yes, it is. Haven't you seen the movies?).
The group then heard a scream and looked down to see a girl near the stairs of the school trying to push back a zombie. "No! Stop it! Stop it!" She pleaded, but it finally overpowered her and bit her neck (these are weak-ass zombies).
"We can handle one of 'em, but there's no way..." Takashi said, darkly.
"The roof!" Hisashi said.
"The roof?" Rei asked.
"We should barricade ourselves up there until help arrives. See what's going on." He said.
They made it to the roof and looked to see what was going on to find there city looking like a death zone, fires and traffic everywhere. "Holy shit!" Takashi exclaimed.
"But how?! Everything was fine a minute ago!" Rei said, suddenly getting forced forward by a strong gust of wind. They looked to see a helicopter with American camo on it flying to the city.
Back with me...
"Shit! It's the military! I didn't do it!" I said, raising my hands in defense.
Back to them...
"American military?" Takashi asked.
"No. It's special defense forces. But where did they come from? There's no base around here." Takashi said.
Rei began waking her arms to get their attention, despite they were flying away from them. "Over here!" She shouted.
"Don't bother. I wouldn't even waste my strength. Those are special defenses. They probably have a special mission. They're not here to save us. They're not even gonna stop that." Hisashi said, pointing to the courtyard where the zombies were eating a young girl in her gym outfit. "And that's what's going on outside where you can get away from it. I can only imagine what's going on inside of the school.
In the school...
Two girls who were apparently BFF's were running down the hall, holding hands. "We should be okay as long as we run together, Misuzu!" The first girl said.
"Of course! Because you and I are BFF's, Tishini!" Misuzu said. Suddenly, a zombie grabbed her leg and pulled her down towards him. She said something in Japanese, obviously asking for help.
"Let go of me!" Tishini said, shocking Misuzu. "Dammit, bitch, I said let go!" She demanded, kicking her in the face, sending her down the staircase, filled with zombies. She backed up a ways, unable to believe what she had done, only to back up into more zombies.
Meanwhile, back with me...
"Bow to the demon! BOW TO HIM!" I laughed maniacally, frying zombies in entire waves. Then I sensed what happened with the chick and her friend. "Damn, people are so willing to throw others into danger to save themselves." I said, then turned back to see a zombie right in front of me, about to bite me. Quickly, I grabbed Hiryu and pulled him in the way so the zombie bit him, then killed the zombie and curb stomped his face 18 times. Then I turned to the 4th wall. "It doesn't count if they're not your friends." I explained, curb stomping him more.
Let's check in with Saya and the fat kid...
Another fat dude was near a class window when a zombie reached out for him. "In here, too!" He said, running down the halls as they came... Oh, wait, my bad, this isn't them. I think we get to them later. Anyway, this new blonde fat kid was having a breakdown. "There's no way this is really happening. That's right! *pant, pant* I need to... Wake up. Go back to school. I'm supposed to chew all of those new club members out today." He said, jumping out of the window, smashing his head on the ground (da fuq?!).
Back to me...
A body just fell out of a window and splattered. "Ew..." I said, killing more.
Back to them...
Somewhere else, we see two zombies mauling some poor sap and another one slowly making its way up the stairs towards a badass looking girl with long, purple hair down to her ass, blue eyes and a bokken (wooden sword) as she unsheathed it (oh, shit's about to get real!).
"This is like a disease created by them." Hisashi said.
"Them?" Takashi asked.
"The dead are attacking people, left and right. But this isn't a movie or video game. That's why it's 'them'. 'They' bite people. And then they come back as one of 'them.' And it looks like smashing their heads in is the only way to get rid of them." Hisashi continued.
Back to me...
"DIE ZOMBIES! DIE!" I said, jumping into the air and throwing down grenades and fireballs. "BOOM! You are dead! Well, you were dead before, but... Fuck it." I said, going to kill more.
Back to them...
The zombies then found them. "There are too many of them." Rei said, looking all around.
"Let's get up there and block the stairs!" Hisashi said (you know, he's doing very well for a dude who should be a zombie by now. We both saw that first teacher who got bit died in less than a minute and came back still within a minute).
"Let's go!" Takashi said, getting ready to run. They quickly ran, Takashi smashing a zombie in the side of the head, then used his back to flip another one trying to grab him over him onto its back. There was a quick clip of a zombie biting another girl and suddenly, Rei was smashed into a wall AGAIN by a zombie she stabbed in the chest AGAIN.
"Rei!" Hisashi said, taking Takashi's bat and smashing the zombies head between it and the wall.
Later, we're just getting random clips of the zombies being everywhere. "Why is this happening?" Rei asked.
"There has to be a reason. Maybe if we can figure out what's causing it, we can stop it. Or at least... protect ourselves." Hisashi said (no protection for you left, man. You're done). "We need to look around. Find matches or a lighter. If we don't make a fire now, we're gonna be fucked when it gets dark." He said.
The zombies were trying to force their way through the barricade, but apparently their either way weaker than their supposed to be, or somehow 3 highschool kids were able to make an impressive barricade from random objects. Suddenly, Hisashi began to cough up blood.
"Hisashi! What's wrong with you?!" She said, running over and kneeling beside him. "Takashi! Hisashi is-!" Rei shouted, looking back at Hisashi. They both looked in concern as Hisashi began breathing heavily. "Why? He just got bit a little, why does it look so horrible?" She said in fear.
"So it IS just like the movies. They bite you and that's it." Hisashi said weakly.
"That can't be true! What you see in the movies will never happen!" Rei said in disbelief (It's happening right now!).
"But it DID happen. To everyone else." He said, then looked to Takashi. "Takashi, will you help me?" He asked.
"Help you with what?" Takashi asked.
Hisashi then pointed to the rail. "Help me over the rail. Straight to the ground. A fall from here should smash my head." He said.
Both of them were shocked and unsure of what to do. "What are you saying?!" Rei asked, shocked.
"I don't wanna be one of them!" He shouted, then coughed violently and spat out a giant amount of blood.
"Hisashi!" Rei screamed in concern.
He began coughing up more and more blood, then looked at Takashi. "Come on, Takashi, do it for me. I wanna stay myself... Until the end." He said, then fell and began rolling around, screaming in pain.
"Hisashi! Let me help you! You can't die!" She screamed (wow, it's sad she can't wrap her head around what's obvious right now).
Nevertheless, he was finally dead as the sun began to light up the area. Suddenly, his hand twitched and Takashi tightened his grip on the bat. "Get away from him, Rei." He told her. He began walking closer with the bat, but she put herself over his body.
"No! You can't do that! He's not turning! He's not turning into one of them, he's gonna be fine!" She shouted (are you even paying attention to what's going on right now, bitch?).
"Get away from it." He said again.
Suddenly, he began breathing again and started getting up. "Hisashi! Look, Takashi! He's getting up! He's getting better..." She said, happily at first, but then she FINALLY realized he was no longer the man she knew (FINALLY! Even Tsukune isn't THAT dense... assuming he could wrap his near-useless brain around what was going on, but he probably couldn't). "What's the matter?" She asked (She STILL doesn't get it?!). "Hisashi!" She called to him as Takashi pulled her back. "What's happening?! This can't be true! No way!" She said, almost sobbing (Poor, delusional girl).
Takashi stepped forward, knowing what he had to do, but it was killing him inside. "I know you can't believe it. I can't believe it." He said emotionlessly.
"Takashi..." Rei said softly.
"But it's happening." He said.
"Don't do it..." She pleaded.
"IT'S HAPPENING!" He shouted in rage, rushing in.
"NOOO!" Rei screamed.
Back to me...
I paused for a moment. "It sounds like someone with as much importance to the story as Excalibur just died." I said.