"The city!" One of the nameless students said as we looked at the turmoil of the previously extravagant city. A car pulled away from some building (all the signs are in Japanese. I can't read them). A clerk is inside the convenient store he works at, looking totally uneffected by the living hell around him. A zombie was approaching the window of the convenient store he was right next to, but we ran it over with the bus.
At this moment, some punk rock-looking motherfucker stood up angrily. "Shiiit! Like I said, it's only dangerous if we keep going!" He protested. "First of all, why do we have to go with Kumuro and the others?!" He demanded.
"Because we're the only reasons yo' bitch ass made it out of there alive. Sit down, little punk rock-looking motherfucker, I'll kick ya ass!" I said like Red Man in How High.
"Maybe we should've... Just looked for a safe place inside the school! If you ask me, we were better off where we were!" He snapped.
"Oh, yes, a zombie-infested hellhole that is now completely overrun by the rotting fleshbags. And one more thing: In the very beginning as you were making that plan, you stopped and hesitated, that's already a sign that your plan is flawed and doomed to fail. And failure here and now is fatal." I said.
"He's right! I kind of agree with Sunoda. We should barricade ourselves-!" Another student started before Ms. Morikawa hit the brakes, unbuckled and turned to face us.
"Okay, everyone, that's enough! I can't concentrate on the driving with all this yelling!" She half scolded/half pleaded to us.
"Yeah... Whatever." The Sunoda kid grumbled.
"How about you tell me what you wanna do." Saeko said, crossing her arms, to which I pointed at her as a mixed gesture of saying "she's got a point" and "Oh! She got you!"
He growled a bit and pointed at Takashi. "I just can't stand this guy! I hate him!" He said.
"Well, he's the only reason you're still alive. He's the one that told us to wait so your ungrateful ass could get on. You owe him your life. Any more complaints?" I asked tauntingly.
Kohta got ready to aim his gun, but Saya stopped him, at which point, Takashi stood up. "Why? What the hell did I ever do to you? I don't even know you." He said.
"You know!" He said, rushing at him, but Rei swung her make-shift spear and got with in the stomach with the side, doubling him over and I punched him in the face, sending him back across the bus.
"Pull some shit like that again, punk-ass! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!" I said with a scary look on my face, raising one hand.
"Asshole." Rei said to him. She then jumped out of the bus.
"Rei!" Takashi said.
"I won't do it! I'm not staying here with punks like them!" She said angrily.
"Huh. Normally, I'd throw them out, not jump out myself." I said.
Takashi jumped off after her and grabbed her wrist. "Get back on the bus! When we get to the city, we'll get off." He said.
"No! This is why I told you you'd regret this!" She said.
"No, we'll both regret it!" He said.
Suddenly, we all looked to the side as we saw some bright lights and saw a horrible sight. "Okay, you need to punch it!" Saeko told Ms. Morikawa. The busty nurse then looked to her side and saw exactly what we were seeing: A bus loaded with the infected barreling straight towards us.
"Oh, gods, it's like the bus in Black Ops 2 in the zombie stage Tranzit if you let the zombies overrun it!" I said, shocked. The bus then hit a car, flipped and almost crushed Takashi and Rei, but they were just out of range but were sent flying from the impact of said crash, flying through a tunnel, which the bus then skidded up to and blocked when it crashed into it. "That does not bode well. You, go make sure they're alright." I said, making a fire clone of myself and sending it into the tunnel to check on them.
The two of them got up and looked at the damage. "So much for getting back on the bus." Takashi said.
"Yep. We're stuck on this side now because I had to come get you and I can't get you back on that side without causing you horrible 3rd degree burns." 'I' said.
"Takashi! You alright?" Saeko asked. Unfortunately, the zombies inside the bus were still alive and were breaking out trying to get to her.
"Damn, if there's one word you can give to zombies, it's persistent!" I said, punching their heads off or shooting them in the face with a shotgun.
"The police station! Meet up at the East police station!" Takashi said.
"THERE'S a good plan and he didn't stop halfway through making it." I said, clapping a bit.
"What time?!" She asked.
"Ten O'clock! If not today, then tomorrow at the same time!" He said as the tunnel entrance collapsed.
"Wow, he makes it sound like it's that easy to survive with just 2 people in a zombie apocalypse with their current situation." I said, but then thought. "Then again, they've got my fire clone with them, so yeah, they'll be fine." I said.
Saeko and I got back on the bus and she closed the door. "Looks like we're not taking this freeway anymore." She said.
"Huh. That's a pretty good line. I gotta write that one down." I said, writing it in my notepad.
"Okay, I'll turn around and find another way." Ms. Morikawa said as she did so.
Suddenly, the bus sparked underneath and 'I' instantly knew what that meant. "IT'S GONNA BLOW!" He shouted, running towards the exit.
"Okay, we've gotta get out of here!" He said, taking Rei's arm and running to the exit, the three of them barely outrunning the explosion, 'me' diving out in slow motion, like in the Jim Carrey version of "The Grinch Who Stole Christmas". They all stood at a safe distance, panting a bit.
Suddenly, Takashi was tackled by a zombie who, obviously before being bitten was a biker, as he had the full biker get-up, including the helmet, which was lucky for Takashi, as this prevented the zombie from biting him.
"Dammit! Dick!" He said as he continued to fight back the zombie until it's brains were suddenly blown out.
"K to the I to the A, zom-BITCH!" 'I' said triumphantly, holding the still-smoking pistol in 'my' hand.
Takashi panted for a bit before Rei offered him her hand. "Takashi... Let's go." She said gently and happily.
"Yeah, it's just one big party as we fight for survival and zombie murdering!" 'I' said happily in a manner similar to what Deadpool would say.
"Are we going to walk to the city?" Rei asked.
"Gonna have to." 'I' said.
"If there's no other way." Takashi said, before something struck him... Not literally. "Oh, wait. He was wearing a helmet!" He said, then we looked to see a mountain/sports bike nearby.
"Well, not a crotch rocket like my favorite, but it'll work." 'I' said.
Takashi fired it up and looked at Rei, who looked back it him somewhat blankly. "Do you even have a license?" She asked.
"Is that SERIOUSLY what you're worrying about right now?" 'I' asked, annoyed.
"Getting a ticket is the least of our worries." He said, then looked back at us and smiled. "What are you waiting for? Get on." He said. She smiled and did so, sitting down just behind him as 'I' stood on the back end like a badass with my arms crossed, being able to keep 'my' balance perfectly because 'I' got NINJA SKILLZ! They then continued on into the city, where a surveillance jet (I think that's what they're called) was flying around, taking pictures of the destruction, flying by us. Rei waved to it just as it took the picture.
"Nice picture, but don't think it'll stop for us. We're on our own from now until I can wipe this thing out." 'I' said.
We stopped on a high-up curved road, looking down at the zombie infested city. "I wonder if anyone will come to rescue us." Rei said.
"I already have." 'I' said, throwing a huge fireball down into the city, setting the streets on fire, roasting all of the zombies out on the streets at once. "At this rate, the job should be over in a day at most. Would be sooner, but me and my real form have to make sure all of you guys survive." 'I' said.
"Courteous of you." Takashi said.
"Well, you know how I love helping folks out." 'I' said.
Some zombies then came up from behind us, but 'I' mowed them down with an AK-47. "Let's go." Rei said.
"Yeah, you're right." Takashi said, driving off.
Not too far off...
There was a long line of cars going across a bridge to where it was presumably safe as an officer spoke to try and organize the situation. "It is dangerous outside your vehicles! Do not get out of your vehicles no matter what! I repeat-!" He said, repeating it.
The bus was in this long-ass, slow-ass line and Saeko had her arms crossed. "If we move any slower, we'd be moving in reverse. At this rate, I don't think we'll make it across the bridge before dawn." She said.
"I'm just glad this many people survived. That way, I'm not wiping out the entirety of Japan's population and with your guys' numbers, all the death around here will be like nothing in around a year." I said.
At that moment, Kohta's stomach growled and OH, Saya was pissed. "SHUT UP! BE QUIET! YOU'RE SO DISGUSTING!" She screamed at him.
"Not really something you can control there, princess." I said.
"I can't help it. I've been so hungry. Ever since I started PX-90." He said.
"No fucking clue what you're talking about, but here." I said, tossing him a tube of Pringles.
"Wow, you have everything in there, don't you?" He asked.
"Not a kitchen sink." I said. Suddenly, we heard gunfire and looked outside to see a group of officers unloading on one zombie, then another. Two girls cowered and covered their ears to this, causing me to roll my eyes. "Oh, calm down you pansies. They're not shooting at you, so get over it." I said.
Back with Takashi, Rei and my clone...
They continued through the city, stopping in front of a building ruined building. "No one's here." Rei said quietly.
"It would seem that way." 'I' said.
"Did they get away? Or did they die?" Takashi asked.
"But if they died, they'll become them!" Rei said.
"That means more happy, fun playtime for me." 'I' said optimistically.
"Maybe they went to find others... The ones that are still alive." He said.
"Well, no use in worrying about it now, we need to keep going if we're gonna meet up with your friends." 'I' said.
Rei looked off a little bit and smiled, pointing. "Takashi, Sai, look at that!" She said, pointing to a cop car not too far away.
"No license, no helmet, stolen bike. I'm just asking to be arrested, aren't I?" Takashi said jokingly.
"At this point, I'd say rules are out the window." 'I' said.
"Oh, what, after fighting that many of them? Don't tell me you're still afraid of the police." She said.
"You've got a point." He said, driving up to it.
"Yeah, fuck the police!" 'I' said jokingly. Unfortunately, the cop car was crashed and the cops inside were dead. "Well, that's unfortunate." I said.
"You've gotta be kidding me." Takashi sighed. Rei then walked towards it, but he called out to her. "Rei! That car is leaking gas! Don't do it!" He said.
"Do they not teach you about chemistry over here? I thought Japan has a better educational system than America. Gasoline doesn't ignite unless a spark or fire hits it." 'I' explained.
"There could be something in there that we could use!" She said.
"Resourceful woman. Very good." I said, nodding.
"What's wrong with you?! This is Armageddon, man up!" She said.
"Oh, she just dissed you! Pussy whipped!" 'I' laughed.
She then proceeded to loot the dead officer she could get to and found a pair of handcuffs, a baton and a revolver. "Do you know how to use it?" She asked.
"I've watched enough TV. How hard could it be?" He asked.
"This ain't a game or some TV show, bub. This is real life! Act like it or don't expect to survive!" 'I' said like Wolverine.
"And what do they say? Don't aim it unless you plan t shoot." He said.
"Very good." 'I' said, nodding.
He held it and looked at it somewhat awkwardly and somewhat scared. "What is it?" She asked.
"It's just a lot heavier than I thought it'd be." He explained.
"Oh, you pansy, it can't be that heavy!" 'I' snapped.
"Of course it is, it's the real thing." She said.
He opened it up and saw that the revolver held 5 shots. "It can only shoot 5 times?" He asked.
"I call bullshit!" 'I' said, looking to confirm what he just said.
Rei then walked up to us. "Takashi, here." She said, handing him 5 more bullets.
"Alright, now you've got 10 shots!" 'I' said in a fake cheery tone.
"The grip on the other gun was broken, but I think that the bullets are still good. They're bloody, but still usable." She said, wiping her hands off.
"And that's all that matters in a situation like these." 'I' said.
Takashi chuckled at this. "I'm impressed." He said.
"My dad collects guns, so I've been around them my whole life." She said
"I'd like to meet your dad if I get the chance. He and I have something in common." 'I' said.
"Besides, do you think I'd freak out over a little blood now?" She asked, emphasizing her clothes had plenty of blood spots to spare.
They put the weapons away and we all got on the bike. "Should we get rid of these?" She asked, gesturing to their weapons.
"Uh, no! You're gonna run out of bullets, so you need something else as back-up." 'I' said.
"Yeah, he's right. Let's keep 'em until we can get some target practice." He said.
"Good points. And don't you feel better now, with something that has a little more oomph?" She asked.
"Oh, please, I've got all the oomph we'll EVER need." 'I' said.
We took off and a zombie came out of some store nearby, but I still managed to shoot it in the head with the AK.
They then stopped at a gas station to refill the bike. "I wonder if they still got gas..." Rei wondered.
"They say any gas station has a tank that's big enough to hold enough gasoline to fill up a thousand cars. So, they should have some." He said.
"Sound logic." 'I' said nodding.
He then got up to the pump, but grumbled in anger. "What's wrong?" She asked.
"This gas tank is self-serving. You can't get gas unless you put money or a card in." He explained.
"So, put some money in." She said.
"I don't have any." He said.
"Sai?" She asked.
"I'm a clone. The real one has all the money." 'I' explained.
"I kinda left my wallet in the bag." She said.
"I'm assuming you mean a bag from an earlier episode you don't have now, so okay. Still no problem. In this case, you play a little game I call 'Rip Off The Abandoned Gas Station'. You rip off the abandoned gas station and take the money in the register since it ain't doing anyone else any good anymore." 'I' said, going into the station. 'I' went in, grabbed some snacks, then smashed open the cash register, as it wasn't working electrically. However, unbeknownst to the two of them as 'I' went in, they were being watched... Or more specifically, Rei was. Someone or something was hiding in the shadows, staring at her from behind, then staring AT her behind. As 'I' broke open the register, that someone or something snuck around behind them, grabbed Rei and knocked out Takashi with a powerful hit to the back of the head/neck area. Rei screamed as this all happened, alerting 'me'. "Oh, great, what now?" 'I' asked, walking outside to see a black guy holding Rei from behind.
"Hey, quit squirmin'!" He said, putting a knife up to his throat. And by the way, something was fucked up with his eyes, as they were pure white.
"Who the hell are you and what are you doing?" I asked.
He turned to me with the knife up to her neck again and started laughing like a maniac. "Hey, you've got a hot piece of ass right here, you know that?" He asked.
"Actually, she's his piece of ass, but that's besides the point. Let her go and I'll be merciful as if this never happened." 'I' said.
"Why would I do that? You think I'll settle for one of them stank-ass zombie bitches? Think again, motherfucker!" He said, holding her in a way that was opening up her shirt.
"Now you're being very rude and I can't stand rude people." 'I' said in 'my' Hannibal Lecter impersonation.
"Well, what are you gonna do about it?" He asked.
"Snap your neck, paralyzing you from the neck down, then leave you to the zombies and at the last minute before they can kill you, but after they've torn into you, I'm going to set this place on fire and and let you burn to death." 'I' explained.
"Really?! How are you gonna do that?!" He asked, putting the knife up to Rei's neck so it was actually touching her neck.
"Like this." 'I' said, moving faster than he could see, now being behind him, quickly grabbing is neck and quickly, but delicately enough to only do the damage 'I' wanted, snapped his neck, causing him to drop like a sack of potatoes.
"Holy shit! What are you?!" He choked out, having extreme difficulty in doing so, but after what 'I' just did, which would traumatize his vocal cords and throat altogether, it's understandable.
'I' leaned down to whisper in his ear. "Your worst nightmare." I said, looking up and grinning as the zombies came. "Oh, look. When you made the girl scream, that was the dinner bell. Now our guests have arrived." 'I' said, walking away, grabbing Takashi and getting on the bike along with Rei, driving out of range of the explosion that would happen when 'I' blew up the gas station, looking through a sniper rifle to watch the zombies tear into him. "And now, to flambé the meal." 'I' said, shooting the gas tanks and blowing up the whole station, roasting the zombies and the guy alive. "Too bad that ONCE AGAIN, the only black guy that shows up in an anime is a stereotypical gangster rapist guy. I've said it before, I'll say it again, Japan: RACIST!" 'I' said, but then thought of something. "Wait, would that be flambé or sauté?" 'I' wondered.