We see a jet that can't take off due to zombies being in front of it, making their way towards it. Luckily, however, they couldn't get into the jet, since there was no way up, but they were still trapped there. Now, we see a zombie down the sights of a sniper rifle, but then he turned and posed like someone was looking at him sexy-like. "What a scumbag." The woman behind the gun said.
"He's an actor. He came from Tokonosu for shooting the film. Distance: 45 hundred. Angle of elevation -6, almost no wind. No need for correction." He said. We now see the girl behind the gun, a sexy tan chick with purple hair like Saeko's. She smirked a little at what he said. "Alright, it looks like you've got a green light." He said. From there, she shot the actor right in the face, then the rest of the zombies, hitting every shot perfect. "Bravo. Confirming all targets on the runway are now neutralized. Over." He said into his earpiece. He then looked and was shocked to see she was rubbing on her boobs under her kevlar vest. "What are you doing?" He asked.
"I've been laying on my boobs all morning. They feel almost numb." She said.
With us...
"Wow, not often you'll hear a girl say something like that out loud." I said, reading the above.
Back to them...
He then smiled at this as she stretched. "You know, I could massage them for you." He said.
She then took off the vest. "I'd let you, if you were a better sniper than me." She said.
Back with us...
"Be right back, guys, I need to practice my sniping." I said, walking away, looking for a vantage point.
[That chick has issues.]
So do we! A perfect match!
Back to them...
"Oh, come on, you're one of the top 5 shooters in the force! What do I rank, 15?" He asked.
"Guess you're not feeling 'em, then." She said.
"So how do you think they got here? I mean, this is an airport. On an island. You can only get here by boat. They've been restricting the entry, right?" He asked.
"Only important officials. And technicians they need to maintain the airport. And their family members. Some of them must've gotten infected. It's not that bad right now, but we don't know how long it stays that way." She said.
"Who knows what would've happened if they hadn't had us come along? These guys would've been fucked. Although, it's not like we have and endless supply of bullets or anything." The dude said.
Back with me...
"That's the biggest perk of having magic guns. You never run out of bullets or need to reload." I said with a smirk, mowing down more zombies with Dante's sniper rifle.
Back with them...
"So you're going to run away?" She asked.
"No I'm not. At least not yet." He said.
She then unzipped her jacket, revealing a tiny shirt that barely covered her boobs. "I'm going to the city. Sooner or later." She said.
"You got a boyfriend or something?" He asked.
Back with me...
"She will when she meets me." I said.
Back with them...
She smirked at this. "I've got a friend there." She said.
Back to us...
I rejoined the group and the friend the girl spoke of was Ms. Shizuka. "[Dammit!]"
Saya then bumped Hirano, who was both snoring and drooling. "Hirano! Stop it!" She said annoyed.
"Huh? Morning, Saya. Is it time to get up already?" He asked.
She huffed at this. "Yes, it's morning. Ugh and you're drooling." She said, waving him away.
"Oh, sorry." He said after wiping the drool away. They then looked out the window at the long line of pedestrians as far going as the cars were. "Look at that." He said. "I think it's better to evacuate to the suburbs." He said.
"3 of your survival plans would've ended in disaster, your argument is invalid." I said, leaning up against the window like a badass.
"Cars aren't the only way to get out of here." She said, pointing to a jet taking off.
"The airport on the ocean, you're right!" He said.
"It's far too dangerous to be anywhere in the city. I bet a bunch of people are trying to escape to an island or some isolated area with a strong military presence or something." She said, crossing her legs and holding her chin, thinking.
"Something tells me those legs are crossed often." I said to myself.
[Did we really just go there?]
Ha! Anti-sex joke!
"Like Okanawa? But the American military that's stationed there isn't there to fight-" He started, but then looked like he had an idea.
"No one is anywhere to fight zombies. There's no special group that goes 'Zombies! Get 'em, boys!'" I said.
"Oh, but they're self-defense forces." He said, realizing it.
"If the military has taken appropriate measures, then I'm betting Hokaido or Hyushu should be okay, too. If planes are leaving than all the flights are heading to those areas." She said.
"So you think maybe we should head that way, too?!" He asked, hopefully.
"It's too late!" She snapped, a vision she's having taking over the screen. "The areas with heavy presence of self-defense forces and American military may be managing to keep THEM under control, but I'm sure they've already begun to adopt a stern policy of letting anyone else in." She said. "No, sooner or later it's going to be that way everywhere else in Japan. I mean, what would you do in that situation?" She asked.
"I'd seclude myself." He said, imagining himself with a blanket on top of him, playing video games unhealthily close to the TV, shooting at an enemy, when suddenly, she rose up on the screen, moving his gun out of the way and slitting his character's throat.
"What would happen if everyone in this world starts thinking that way? What if they start focusing on keeping their community as small as possible in order to survive?" She asked.
He gulped at this. "You really as some relevant questions, you know?" He asked.
"Well, what the hell else are we supposed to talk about when an apocalypse is going down? Our favorite comic books, animes and restaurants?" I asked, then pondered something. "Is that the plural for anime, or is it just anime, not animes? Eh, who cares?" I said, dismissing it.
"Ooh, I've always liked The Hulk, Black Lagoon and Koto's!" He said, somewhat excitedly.
"Spider-man, Soul Eater and Longhorn- gods-dammit!" I said, annoyed.
"What are you two talking about?!" She demanded. "If only I could consult with someone I trust... I could've talked to Takashi if he were here." She said.
"Yeah, you like Takashi, I know." Kohta said.
"Don't be ridiculous!" She said. She then freaked out when she noticed Saeko and Ms. Shizuka standing in front of her giving her a strange look. "What?!" She demanded.
Saeko then looked up a bit. "I'm getting worried. About Takashi and the others." She said.
"No need to worry about them. They've got one of my clones with them. Just as good and badass as having the real thing with you." I said.
She smiled at this and sat next to me. "You're right. They'll be fine until we can meet up." She said.
"Besides, it's just like Soul Eater, no one important dies." I said.
"What about Hasashi?" Saya asked.
"NO ONE important dies." I said.
Elsewhere...
An explosion happened, a man with a meat cleaver coming out of the smoke. Then, other people were being mowed down by some punk with no shirt, a weird tattoo on his left shoulder and a shotgun. "That's right, you run! All of you, run like hell!" He laughed, blasting more people away.
"This is absolutely nuts! It's like a war!" Rei said.
"And we're front row center for it." Takashi said.
"People repress themselves all the time. They hold their true desires and feelings back. So when civilization crashes, they see a chance to unleash their demons and go 'fuck society and laws!'" 'I' explained.
"Dangerous place to be. Hold on tight." He said, revving up the bike and tearing through.
The dude heard the bike and looked at us. "Hey!" He said, gesturing for his guys to come get us as 'I' flipped them off.
"Hold on to me, Rei!" He said as we zoomed through zombies and past the guy with the cleaver, who I stabbed in the chest with a butterfly knife on the way by, ripping his heart out of his chest from the velocity. We then passed the guy with the shotgun as he shot at us, missing, then I pulled out an uzi and loaded him and the other one up with bullets.
"We're not dead! Why were they shooting at us?" She said.
"They're crazy motherfuckers, they do that. Hell, in that game Dead Island, most of the enemies in act 2 are human." I say.
"The whole world's gone crazy. We can't trust anyone." Takashi said.
"Not the whole world. Just Japan." 'I' said.
"Dammit, Alucard.!" 'I' said in a sigh ironically at the same time Integra screamed at Alucard as she saw it on the news.
"Whoops. My bad." He said, although it was clear he didn't care.
Back with us...
We came to the bridge, but then Takashi looked and turned away. "Hey, you're going the wrong way, man." 'I' said.
"What? The bridge is straight ahead!" Rei agreed.
He stopped the bike and turned around a bit. "I know, but did you see it?" He asked, to which we both looked at the long-ass line of both pedestrians and cars.
"DAMN, THAT'S A LONG-ASS LINE!" 'I' said, shocked.
"At this rate, we don't know when we'll be able to cross." He said.
"Not for a LONG time, I can tell you that much." I said.
"We'll head to Unbetsu bridge and meet up with the teachers and the others." He explained.
"You wanna get technical, it's one teacher and a nurse." 'I' said to be a smartass as we took off.
Back on the bridge...
People were running for their lives as the zombies heard all the commotion and the cops lined up with riot shields, knocking them down and kicking some zombie ass as the instructor continued to do his job. "The entire city is under traffic restriction! Anyone who tries to cross the river without permission will be stopped. Crossing the river by foot IS NOT permitted." He announced.
Somewhere else on the bridge, a bunch of punk kids climbed a fence to get onto the other side, the safe side, with a bunch of money under one arm while a cop tried to stop them. "Come back here!" He shouted at the kid who just climbed over, then looked, surprised as a girl jumped down just after he said that.
"Did you just look up her dress?" The first kid taunted as they ran off.
Suddenly, a girl who looked like Hinata from Naruto, except with long bangs on the sides of her face, fell down while the others laughed at her expense. "Move bitch!" The first punk said.
"So annoying, you old hag!" The girl laughed, stopping to point and taunt.
"Get out of the way!" The last one said as they continued to cross, going over police barricades.
"You, over there! Get back now! Do not try to cross the bridge! This is your last warning!" A cop warned them.
The first punk merely held out the stick he had for a weapon challengingly. "Give me a break! Who's gonna listen to a bunch of stupid cops? It's every man for himself these days, asshole!" He said.
The girl then threw herself on him. "You're so cool, Hidei-chan!" She said.
"Use the water!" The cop announced, a riot-control fire hose blasting him and a brunette chick off the bridge with water, leaving the girl and the other guy shocked and scared.
The girl then turned to them innocently. "There must be some mistake! I was just going along to be safe!" She said, trying to save her own ass.
"Blast them!" The cop said again, her and the other guy getting blasted off the bridge as well.
"Damn, karma's a bitch!" I laughed. "Hope they can swim."
[Really?]
Nah! Screw those guys!
Meanwhile, one of the students, the one who was pissed at Takashi and got pwned by Rei and I, was spouting out some bullshit, while the important characters looked at him like he was insane (it was the teacher, but I killed him, so that wouldn't work). "This guy's a goddamn maniac." Saya said, to which I nodded.
"You got that right. Sounds like he's a recruiter for some kind of cult religious group." Saeko agreed.
"Yeah, a REAL nutjob." I added.
"It doesn't just SOUND like it, it is." Saya said, looking at the reaction of the other students. "And look at the slobbering idiots just hinging on every word. Like a bunch of scientologists. Or rather Shido-tologists." She continued.
"Those are people I like to call 'losers without their own opinion.'" I agreed.
"I've gotta get out of here." She said.
"Yeah, I'm getting sick of this guy, but the last time I killed a bunch of teenagers, it didn't end too well." I said.
Flashback...
"Now think about what you've done." Dante said, walking away, leaving me tacked to a wall once again, but this time with Sparda instead of Rebellion.
"Man, that's fucked up." I said, looking down at the sword in my chest and how I was 5 feet off the ground.
End flashback...
"Given the situation on the road, it looks like we're going to have to give up our ride." Saeko said, noticing the people walking were moving EXPONENTIALLY faster.
"I'm game." I said.
"We have to somehow get across Unbetsu bridge and head to the East police station." She said.
"Didn't we just agree to walking?" I asked.
"We're still supposed to meet up with Takashi and the others." She said.
Saya smirked at this. "You're sure quite concerned about Takashi, aren't you? Aren't you concerned about your OWN family?" She asked.
"Hey, we need everyone we've got here, we can't just leave the two of them to die." I said.
"Of course I am. But my father is my only family and he's at the dojo overseas." Saeko explained.
"I've always wanted to date a chick whose family owns a dojo." I said.
Why's that a big deal?
[Our family owns a CHAIN of dojos.]
(Yeah, but it's rare to see a chick who runs a dojo.) I explained to the voices in my head.
"So the only people I need to be worrying about is myself, Sai and Takashi. Really don't care about anyone else." She continued.
"Sound logic." I said while Saya was obviously getting annoyed.
"And just look at me." She started again.
"I am and I'm liking what I'm seeing." I said smoothly.
"If any of us are gonna make it out of here alive, it's going to be me, right?" She said as Saya giggled nervously.
"Yep. ~It's gonna be me~! And you." I told her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders.
"So, where is everyone's house?" Ms. Shizuka asked.
"Back in the states." I said.
"On the other side of the bridge. The same with Takashi's." Saya said.
"Oh! My parents are not in the neighborhood! But, I'd go anywhere as long as I'm with Saya." He said, blushing, causing her to back off.
"So tell me, Kohta: where's your family? Are they close?" Saeko asked.
"My father is a jewelry merchant, so he's gone to Amsterdam to buy stones." He explained.
"Ooh, I love Amsterdam. Especially the coffee places. 'Hi, I'd like a latte' and a doobie... AND 19 dozen donuts, thank you.' It's the only place Lady and Moka DON'T like window shopping." I said, laughing, then turned to the 4th wall. "Because in Amsterdam, there's hookers in windows!" I laughed.
Hell yeah!
[Oh, brother...]
"And my mother is a fashion designer, so she's been staying in Paris to-" He started before Saya interrupted him.
"Christ, do you expect us to believe all that crap?!" She demanded.
"I don't know, I would've bought it." I said half-caringly.
Ms. Shizuka laughed at this. "And if it were a manga, Daddy would be the captain of a cruise ship! A giant luxury liner!" She laughed.
"I can't help the feeling that this is breaking the 4th wall and referencing the manga. I'll have to check this later." I said, but then shook my head at the 4th wall. "Nah, I'm just kidding. I don't read." I said.
Kohta rubbed his hair nervously. "My grandfather actually was! And my grandmother was a concert violinist!" He said, laughing.
"Well, they had to get money for you to go to boot camp somewhere, I guess." I said.
Saya groaned at this, kneeling down and holding her head. "Why couldn't he be better looking?" She asked.
"I thought you were already rich, why are you such a gold-digger?" I asked.
Ms. Shizuka then put on the brakes and stood up. "So, what are we gonna do? I want to come along with all of you." She said.
"Are you sure?" Saya asked, looking at her.
"Both of my parents passed away years ago. And my relatives live far away." She explained.
"Damn, sorry to hear that. Sounds like my buddy Damion's story a little bit." I said.
Oh, yeah! Hey, when is he coming into the story?
[No spoilers.]
"I know I shouldn't be saying this, but I think that kid is kind of a douchebag." She said, to which the main group smiled and laughed.
"So what do we do? I'm not very familiar with this area." Saeko asked.
"Step one: We meet up with Takashi, Rei and my clone. Step two: We find you guys a safe place to crash. Step three: I destroy all the zombies and make Japan safe again." I said.
"We really need to check on Unbetsu bridge first." Saya suggested.
"Hey, what are you guys talking about? We need to work together-" The dude started, but then Saya held up a finger while striking a kinda cute pose. "Thanks for the offer, but I'm gonna pass, buddy." She said.
"We've got our own plans and FYI, this is not a field trip, I have no obligation to be with you guys." She said while he got pissed.
"You think you can just leave? I'm in charge here!" He snapped.
"Oh, really? If you think that way, then let me put it to you like this: Look at yourself now look at me, now look back to yourself, now back to me. I've got a gun. And I call the shots." I said, shooting at his feet for good measure, then looked at them. "You guys go ahead, I'll keep an eye on this douchebag." I said.
Saeko smirked at this as she left, her long skirt incredibly short in the back for some odd reason, blowing in the wind. "You're such a man, I'm impressed." She said as they got off.
"Damn straight." I said, getting off after them.
With the others...
They arrived at Unbetsu bridge and found that it was being blocked off. "It's the same here. What should we do? Should we try a different bridge or something?" She asked.
"Nope. My plot senses are telling me we're on the right track." 'I' said.
"I'm sure there all the same. Probably every bridge is blocked. What's the point of policing unless they block them?" He asked, opening his phone, revealing it was 17:04, in military and apparently Japanese time, this would be 5:04 pm. "Dammit! We need to get across the bridge to the East Police station by 7." He said.
"HOW? That's a little easier said than done!" She said.
"We can always swim across. Anyone ever think of that?" 'I asked.
"Hang on a sec. I'm thinking." He said.
"I wish there were..." She started.
"Well, there isn't! So there's no use bringing it up." He snapped.
"You don't even know what she was gonna say." 'I' said.
Suddenly, we heard a familiar sound. "Gunshot!" Rei said worriedly.
"Nope." I said, Takashi and I both realizing it was a different sound.
"No, it was a..." He started.
On the bridge...
We were attacked by zombies and Kohta was shooting at the first couple as I ran in, pulling out a banjo. "You got a purty mouth!" I said like Tallahassee, bashing the closest zombie in the face with it, knocking him to the ground, where I bashed his face in with the banjo again.
"Maybe we were safer back on the bus with the others. Just throwing that out there." Ms. Shizuka said worriedly as Sakeo, Kohta and I fought off the zombies.
"Hold on, weren't you the one that said you thought the kid was a douchebag?" Saya asked, not particularly worried.
"As a matter of fact, I did. But he wouldn't be the first douchebag I was stuck on a bus with." She said.
"Just to let you know: I'm running out of the nails!" Kohta said.
"Do you want to borrow this?" Saeko asked, holding out her sword after she killed the zombies she was fighting.
"I really don't do hand-to-hand combat!" He said nervously.
"Here, try this." I said, tossing him a hollow tube blocked at one end and a bunch of fireworks. "Rocket launcher." I said.
"I can't say the same, Kohta." She said, swinging the weapon again and taking a stance. "I'm actually quite fond of it!" She said.
"Kohta, next time you see your dad, tell him to get me the best stone he has for an engagement ring." I said.
With the others...
Takashi was now zooming down the road towards a big rig truck that we could use as a ramp. "What are you doing?! Are you nuts?!" Rei asked.
"I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it!" 'I' said happily.
Back with us...
A zombie was getting closer to Saya as she only backed away. "No!" Ms. Shizuka said as she tackled Saya to the ground in an attempt to save her, covering the left half of Saya's face with one of her giant boobs in the process.
"Saya!" Kohta shouted worriedly.
"Oh, no!" Saeko said as she looked over.
"Why are we just standing here instead of helping?" I asked, doing the same as them.
Suddenly, Takashi, Rei and 'I' flew onto the bridge on the bike after going off the ramp. "Holy shit." Kohta, Saeko and I said at the same time. The zoomed in, knocking down a bunch of zombies and Rei jumped off high into the air before impaling a zombie in the head, spinning and killing another two.
"My turn!" 'I' said, jumping off a shooting beams of demonic energy out of 'my' fingers, expertly killing all my targets easily.
Kohta ran out of bullets, but then Takashi zoomed over to him. "Kohta!" He said, tossing the revolver to him. Amazingly, he expertly caught it, smirked evilly afterwards and aimed it at a zombie, firing and just barely missing Takashi in the process, easily killing the zombie.
"Double tap, baby!" He said in a dark tone.
Takashi then zoomed over to Saya and Ms. Shizuka, putting his foot down and spinning the bike to knock away the zombies coming at them and zooming off to me. "Sai!" He said. I already hand an idea of his plan.
"I see you." I said with a smirk, jumping on the back as he zoomed into a huge group of zombies, doing donuts so I could do a 360 of fiery death, shooting streams of fire from my hands, the spinning allowing me to get all the zombies surrounding us before he took off to get Saeko. "Give me your hand!" I shouted, holding my hand out. She took it and he spun once again, turning her into an airborne spinning top, spinning towards the last couple of zombies and ending them easily with one swing.
"Amazing!" Ms. Shizuka said as I fused my clone back into me.
"Looks like it's all cleared for now." Saeko said.
"That... Was BAD. ASS." I said with a smirk.
"They sure were tough to beat." Ms. Shizuka said.
"Tough for everybody but you, maybe." Saya said as Rei ran up.
"What exactly did YOU contribute to the cause?" I asked.
"Ms. Shizuka!" Rei shouted happily, hugging her.
"What we did was badass and what Rei did right now was both cute and sexy." I said with a smirk.
"Oh, Rei, what a coincidence!" Ms. Shizuka said happily as Rei slid down to her boobs, having leaped at her to hug her.
"That's what a coincidence?" Rei asked, muffled from talking into the giant boobs.
"You, too, Takashi." She said, gently stroking Rei's hair.
"This must mean Tukanoso bridge is also blocked." Saeko said, walking up to Takashi.
"All of them are." I said.
"I have to confess, I'm really glad you're okay, Takashi." She said, Rei pouting.
"Glad you're okay, too." He said.
"What about me?" Saya asked impatiently.
"Uh... I'm glad you're okay, too. All of you." He said.
"Yeah. We ditched the bus because ~everyone else was an asshole~" I sang.
That's a real song. Seriously, look it up!
[Everyone else is an asshole.]
We all then looked over to Kohta. "What are you doing?" Takashi asked him as he became as happy as a kid at Christmas over the gun. "TAKASHI! Where did you get it?! Where are the extra bullets?!" He asked, checking how many were left. "This is a Smith and Weston 37 Airway that the police use! Oh, man, the feel, the weight, how good it feels!" He said, observing it like a gift from the gods.
"I'll tell you about it later." Takashi said.
"I know I get excited about my guns, too, but I THINK you're going a little overboard there, Kohta." I said, cradling my HAMR light machine gun like a baby, hugging it tightly.
"We got off the bus because the road was blocked. But we haven't been able to cross the river." Saeko explained.
Saya then walked back up to us at this moment. "The water is risen, so going farther upstream won't help I guess." She said.
"Then what should we do?" Rei asked.
"That is a good question. Maybe we can break into a hotel." I said.
"I have a thought! It's been such a stressful day, why don't we just call it quits for now?" Ms. Shizuka asked.
"Call it a day?" Kohta asked.
"Why yes! My friend's flat is nearby, it's just a short walk from here." She explained.
"Nice. I've seen a couple flats in my day, nice and roomy." I said, nodding approvingly.
"Your boyfriend's place?" Saya asked, to which Ms. Shizuka backed up and waved her hands.
"Oh, no, no, it's nothing like that! It's just my girlfriend's apartment!" She said.
"I knew it. No chick THAT good looking is straight." I said, shaking my head.
Yeah, who says all lesbians are fat and ugly-looking?
[Most of the ones we know rival Angelina Jolie on the sexy-o-meter. That's why it pisses us off so much.]
"She's always busy working and traveling with her job, she gave me a key so I can go there and look after the place while she's away." She explained, having a small vision. "Have a nice day!" She said happily, dressed as a maid, waving with a feather duster as her girlfriend left.
"Does it have a high-rise? Does it have a good view of the surroundings?" Kohta asked.
"Oh, yeah! It's a duplex standing along the river. There's a convenient store nearby, too. Oh! And a car! You know, that one that looks like a tank? The thing that drinks gas? BIG! The really big one!" She said, holding her arms out wide.
"I can imagine a lot of big ones off the top of my head." I said.
And we're not JUST talking about cars.
[obviously sexual theme]
"I don't care about a car as much as a shower. I don't think I've ever felt dirtier in my life." Saya said, running a hand through her hair.
"I couldn't agree with you more." Kohta said with hearts in his eyes. This earned him a kick in the face.
"What do you mean by that?!" She demanded.
"Gods-damn! What the fuck!" I said as this repeated in slow motion.
"I'll go check on it with her. Come on, let's go." Takashi said, leading Ms. Shizuka to the bike.
"Oh, okay." She said, following him.
"You guys go ahead. I'll keep an eye on everyone else." I said, then leaned in towards Saeko. "And I'll keep both eyes on you." I said in a sly tone, causing her to blush, but smirk shortly after.
"Look as much as you want. I don't mind at all." She said.
We are TOTALLY getting some tonight!
[Even during a zombie apocalypse, one thing is certain: We've got game.]