A flare went up into the sky to provide light for all the people on the bridge, but it also lured in the zombies. "The so-called killing 'pandemic' that's been occurring all over Japan continues to spread with unprecedented speed. The number of infected in our country has already reached over 2 million." A news reporter said as a small dog growled and barked at the oncoming zombies, then ran away from them. "Because of its powerful infectiousness and the paralyzed system, it's speculated that the number could reach 10 million within a day or 2 and centers for disease control appear to be stemmed(?)." She finished while more interesting things are happening inside. The girls were all undressing in the bathroom, preparing for a bath together: Rei taking off her leggings, Saeko taking off her blazer, Ms. Shizuka taking off the remains of her skirt and Saya also taking off her blazer. The dog from earlier was also running down the street as fast as it could.
"Are you looking at me?!" Saya demanded off-screen as Ms. Shizuka started taking off her bra (Sorry if this is getting perverted, this is just what's happening right now).
"Oh, come on, don't be such a prude." Rei said as she started to take off her panties (I think it was her, anyway. She's one of the only tan ones in the group). Outside, the dog wagged its tail and whimpered as it say the lights on in our building and steam coming from the bathroom. "Come on, hurry up!" Rei said as she tried to push Ms. Shizuka along with them to the bathroom.
"Ms. Miyamoto!" The nurse said in shock as she was forced along into the bathroom.
All the while this was happening, Takashi, Kohta and I were watching the news as they were talking about taking it to an off-shore location. "Ah, this is boring as hell. There's gotta be something better on." I said, changing the channel. It was another news station, but this one had something way more important on: ME!
"And in other news, an unknown boy around 18 years of age by the look of him has been absolutely DESTROYING the zombie threat everywhere he goes. At this rate, all the people who know of him are hopeful that he'll be able to wipe out the threat in a matter of days. We can only hope he'll be done faster than they are." The reporter woman said.
"As long as people stay smart, I will. I'd be out there clearing out this entire city by now if I wasn't sticking around here. But I have obvious reasons for that." I say, looking at the steam-covered glass door of the bathroom.
"Wait a minute, we are receiving a breaking, live-action news report: whoever has been dealing with the zombies either has friends or has been inspiring others to take a stand, because we have just received reports of 3 others clearing out the undead threat at incredible rates." She said. They then showed the 3 VERY familiar-looking people over various parts of town. First was a dude dressed in all-black: cargo pants, fingerless gloves, leather jacket over a t-shirt and combat boots with black shoulder-length hair that covers his right eye. He was currently and very literally TEARING through the zombies, ripping them apart with his bare hands, before pulling out a katana and rushing into an entire horde of them, finishing them off in less than a minute without a zombie so much as touching him.
"I expected nothing less from you, Damion." I say with a smile, turning back.
The next one was the one that was most clearly an alien. He was an Icegen, more commonly known simply as Frieza's race, the same height as me and as muscularly built as Goku, with Cooler's mask, black skin and domes (the little orbs on the head and chest), but his chest piece, mask, forearms and forelegs were bright red. Lastly, he had upward curving devil-like horns and triangular ear-vent... things. That's the best I can describe it, to get a better idea, either get Dragonball Xenoverse and tool around for a little bit or watch Freex3r on YouTube create his character, then do a little mental adjustments based on what I said. Also note:, if you do that second one, he has the first set of eyes, you know... OPEN! And he doesn't have boots on, his feet are revealed. He was currently flying through the air, launching a number of Death Beams at the zombies before landing and throwing 2 destructo disks into a large crowd of zombies, easily slicing them all in half.
"Excellent performance as always, Aisu." I said, then turned to the 4th wall. "For those who don't get the name pun, that's Japanese for Ice." I explained before turning back.
The last one was by far my favorite of the 3, however. A Saiyan girl my height with a decent amount of muscle with shoulder-length hair parted far on the left side so on the left it goes behind her ear and out of her face, but on the right it's over her ear and mostly out of her face except a small split in front of her eye about as wide as a pencil that was highlighted green so she had a space between the hair just big enough for her to see through. She was wearing armor a lot like Raditz's. FINALLY, the explanation period is over... Anyway, she was going to town on the zombies, floating just above the ground at the perfect distance to kick the zombies in the heads, effortlessly shattering their skulls in the process, finishing everything off with a devastating Final Flash attack, covering the entire street with ash that used to be a bunch of zombies.
"That's my girl! One of your most beautiful performances yet, Erika." I said happily.
"Friends of yours?" Takashi asked.
"Two of my best friends and my girlfriend." I answered without even looking at him. We then decided to turn off the TV and open up some of the woman's closets and drawers for supplies. "Ordinarily, I'd call this rude, but desperate times calls for desperate measures." I said as we continued.
Meanwhile, the girls were finally taking their bath. Ms. Shizuka sighed happily as Rei stretched, the two of them sharing the bathtub. "That feels nice." Rei said happily.
"It feels like I'm melting away." Ms. Shizuka said (I think there's a term for that).
Meanwhile, Saya and Saeko were most likely showering or something, sitting down on some form of stools with suds all over their bodies as Saya looked at the various bottles of shampoo. "This is shampoo, right?" She asked as Saeko scoffed.
Meanwhile (that may get a little repetitive in this scene), in the tub, Rei's eyes widened as she looked at the nurse's massive boobs as the latter lifted them up and down slightly. "Good god, you're gigantic!" She said in shock.
"I know. I get that a lot." The nurse replied simply.
"Huh... Almost impossibly gigantic." Rei pondered, lunging forward in the tub and grabbing the massive boobs that put even Seras Victoria to shame. "Here, let me see those things, they can't be real!" Rei said, tackling the nurse as she struggled to get away, creating one of the ultimate fan-service images.
"Stop it Ms. Miyamoto! Oh, no, not there!" Shizuka pleaded.
Meanwhile, this was deeply irritating Saya, her eyebrows twitching. "Give me a break... So, what, we all just had to take a bath at the same time?" She asked, looking at Saeko.
"But you know why, don't you, Saya?" the purple-haired girl asked.
"Yeah, I guess so..." The former said, looking back at the nurse continuing to be violated by a student, gasping and turning back to the mirror, scrubbing her hair vigorously (Side note: why does all of them have such long hair. All of them have AT LEAST waist-length hair when it's not done in their respective styles). "But considering the current situation that we are in, I don't think we should be doing stuff like this." She said.
At the same time, Saeko turned down the temperature and turned on the pressure of the shower sprayer, spraying cold water on Saya's lower back, causing the pink-haired girl to shriek. "That voice is better than I thought it'd be." Saeko said happily, closing her eyes like she was smiling. "Boys must love your sexy voice." She said.
At the same time, Saya was filling up a small bowl with cold water, dumping it on Saeko's ass, causing her to let out a gasp, before shivering. She then turned and gave an accusing look to Saya, who growled and got a tick mark on her head. "Don't look at me like that, you're the one who started it." She said.
Back with us...
"Sounds like they're having fun." Takashi said, looking in the direction of the bathroom.
"Certainly SOUNDS like it, doesn't it?" I agreed.
"You wanna go have a peek? You know we're supposed to, right?" Kohta asked.
"A: don't be a perv, B: What do you mean 'we're supposed to'?" I asked.
Takashi looked shocked at this for a moment, before getting his usual uncaring look on his face. "I don't wanna die just yet." He said.
"Lucky me, I can break the 4th wall and read the above to see what they're doing." I said, doing so. "Damn, Rei's crazy." I said.
"And I'm gonna be really pissed off if there's nothing in here." Takashi said. We finally opened up closet or cabinet, whatever it was, to see a bunch of gun parts and bullets.
"There has to be. We found the ammunition, so there has to be something in here." Kohta said.
"Right? Who keeps bullets and not guns. Unless this chick is a demon, vampire or a race from DBZ, you can't just throw bullets into people." I said.
"Oh well. Doesn't matter. Let's open this thing." Takashi said as the two of them prepared to open the last cabinet. "One... Two... THREE..." Takashi strained as he counted, the two of them pulling back towards it, managing to open it, but somehow falling forward.
"Wait, what? That doesn't make any sense. You were pulling back towards you and the door opened the way you were pulling, you should've fallen backwards, not forwards..." I said, looking at them strangely, trying to figure everything out.
The cabinet was revealed to be holding 3 guns in it: 2 rifles and a shotgun. Takashi looked in it and smirked. "Hell-O." He said with a chuckle.
Kohta looked to the cabinet and got his evil smirk, pushing Takashi out of the way and laughing madly, pulling his fist back and getting that scary-ass look on his face. "I just knew it!" He said scary-happily.
"Whoa, there, Trigger, cool yourself down a little, RELAX." I said, moving one hand downward as a sign to calm down.
"So, she lives here with a friend of hers, right? Who is she? Sarah fuckin' Palin?" Takashi asked.
"I didn't know you guys kept up with our politicians over here. Anyway, considering this says 'Federal', I'm assuming she's either a government agent or police officer." I said.
Back on the airstrip from last chapter, the sniper chick sneezed. "What's the matter?" The guy with her asked.
"Someone's talking about me." She said.
"What?" He asked.
"Not a lot of friends, so it's probably..." She started.
Back in the bathroom...
Rei was STILL groping Ms. Shizuka, trying to determine whether or not the massive melons were genuine or not.
Back in the living room...
Kohta was loading up one of the rifles with that freaky smile of his while Takashi put on a specialized bullet-proof suit I gave him so that even if Kohta shot him with armor piercing rounds, he'd only feel like he got stung by a bee. I meanwhile, took cover behind my patented Bladecorp Blast Shield, which was basically like hiding behind a thousand tanks lined up in a row. "The Springfield M1A1 Super-match." He said darkly.
"You know your stuff, man. I would've just called it a Sniper Rifle. My greatest knowledge of guns comes from Call of Duty." I said.
"It's Semi-automatic, but M14 series full-automatic is nothing but a waste of bullets, anyway." He said.
"Yeah, I thought automatic Sniper Rifles was a good idea, too, but then, just like you said, I ran out of bullets real fast." I agreed.
"Whoa, chill out, dude." Takashi said, trying to calm down the guy with the gun fetish.
"I can put 20 bullets in a magazine. That's illegal in Japan. Illegal!" He said, laughing.
"Seriously? Some of our pistols almost have 20 shots." I said, deadpanning.
"Hello, Kohta." Takashi said, waving, trying to snap the maniac out of his gun-induced trance.
"Next, a 25 r-" he started, before realizing what the weapon in his hands was. "No, you can't get that in Japan! So they just completely modified an AR1-10!" He said.
"I never liked the AR1-10. Then again, the only time I ever really used it was in Black Ops 2 in zombies when the mystery box spits it out and it's next to useless in Zombies." I said, then turned to the 4th wall. "Seriously, don't use Sniper Rifles in zombies, it doesn't work." I said.
"Last in the locker is a crossbow. It's a descendant of the one Robin Hood used." He said.
"Robin Hood used a bow and arrow, not a crossbow." I corrected.
"Barnett Wildcat C5. Made in Brittain. You could even kill a bear with it!" He said.
"You can kill a bear with any bow or firearm. You have to hit them in the right spot, but you can kill it with anything." I said.
Takashi then pulled out the shotgun from the other locker, causing Kohta eyes to flash with some form of stars in them as he pointed to it, gasping. "That's an Ethem(?)-37 Riot Shotgun! It's a super-sick shotgun made by Americans!" He said happily.
"If there's one thing you can credit us Americans being good at, it's making guns. That's a lot of the reason Damion believes there's no hope for the human race, because we're all so good at making things to kill each other with." I said.
"It played a big part in the Vietnam war, too!" Kohta continued happily as Takashi was still trying to figure out how to handle it properly.
"Can we please not talk about that war?" I said in a annoyed tone.
"I see." Takashi said, cocking the shotgun (Draco, I know what you're thinking, don't do it -.-), aiming it around, coming to a stop in front of Kohta and I, the former gasping and leaned away in a weird position, flailing his arms around weirdly as I ducked back behind my blast shield.
"Are you nuts?! Don't point a thing like that at anyone, even unloaded, but when you do... Shoot to kill!" Kohta freaked out at first, but then got his dark grin again and spoke the last part as dark as Damion would.
"Roger that... I hope that's the only thing I need to point at." He said.
"Uh..." I said, not understanding.
"You know, if it comes to that..." Kohta said darkly, before turning to us. "If I happen to get bit, don't you think twice about blowing my head off." He said as if it were nothing.
"How can you say that like it's nothing? And I prefer to die in more traditional ways then that..." I said, imagining...
Sai's imagination...
"BALLS TO THE FUCKING WALL!" I shout, running into an entire army of zombies, killing as many of them as possible before I'm finally overtaken and ripped to shreds.
Or...
I was bitten, so I got Damion quickly to stand beside me, katana at the ready as I got on both knees, stabbing myself with a my own katana through the chest, lowering my head as Damion raised his own blade above his head, bringing it down and taking my head off.
Back to now...
"I'm a traditionalist." I said.
"Same to you." Takashi said to Kohta about the blasting each other's head off, thing.
"It's a deal!" Kohta said, loading the rifle he had.
Back in the bathroom...
"Ow!" Saeko screamed as Rei suddenly began to grope her.
"Oh, god, more big ones!" Rei said as she played with the other girl's boobs, Shizuka calm and happy she was no longer getting groped and Saya far away from Rei, crossing her arms over her boobs (Not to sound like I perv here, but I actually went to the wiki and found out Saeko actually has smaller boobs than Rei. Rei's bust is 87 cm., Saeko's is 83. Actually, Saya has the next biggest set at 92 cm.).
Back with us...
Kohta and I were loading up the bullets into the clips for the guns as Takashi sat there, not knowing what to do. "Will you help to, Takashi? It's a pain in the butt to put the bullets in." Kohta said as he continued to fill a clip.
"Yeah, contribute to the team, man. If this was Clash of Clans, you'd be kicked out by now." I said, leaning to the 4th wall. "Sort of an 'in' joke with Draco." I explained.
"Did you practice with air-soft guns?" Takashi asked.
"Hell no, I use the real thing." I said.
"Same here. With the real ones." Kohta said.
This shocked Takashi. "What are you saying?! You've done this before?!" He asked, shocked.
"Hell yeah. I've had almost more gunslinger moments than I can remember." I said.
"When I went to America..." Kohta started.
Image flashback...
Kohta fired a gun, smoke still coming out of the barrel. "I was trained by this instructor." He started, another image from the side revealed a guy a few feet behind him. "He used to be part of a private military company, Blackwater, for a month." Another image with the guy beside him, giving a thumbs up. "He's an ex-captain of Delta Force." He said.
"Oh, my god, the class nerds a card-carrying member of the NRA." Takashi said somewhat in fear.
"It's always the quiet ones. My boy, Damion, he likes conversation a little bit, but for the most part, he's a quiet guy. You already saw what he did on the news. Different story behind him, though. For fear-for-my-life reasons, I will not disclose this info to you." I explained.
"I'm really glad we're on the same side." Takashi said, looking back.
"Yeah." Kohta agreed, looking back at the guns.
"And if that's your secret life, what's THIS chick's deal? These guns are definitely illegal, aren't they?" Takashi asked, looking at the guns and ammo in front of us.
"Who cares? She's only making cameos. I doubt she's gonna be part of the main story. Besides, I already put in my vote for police officer of government agent." I said.
"It's legal to purchase the guns in parts. But it IS illegal if you put them together in this way." He said.
"Clearly you guys don't have a translation of 'right to bear arms.'" I said.
"Whoever lives her knows what they're doing. And that makes sense to me since Ms. Shizuka said her friend used to be in the military." Kohta finished.
"So you can get away with anything as long as you're a cop." Takashi said.
"Apparently here, yes. In America, hell no. You've gotta worry about internal affairs, those snitches and rat cops who try to figure out everything about you and rat on you, mobs people who can spill your secret, the list goes on." I explain.
"It's obvious this person isn't an ordinary citizen. An unmarried police officer normally lives in the dormatory. But to rent a room like this, either her parents are rich, or the man she's dating is rich, or she's involved in some... funny business." Kohta explained.
"Maybe she won the lotto or something." I said.
Back in the bathroom...
…... Holy crap, seriously? Shizuka was somehow trapping water between her boobs and throwing it at Rei, splashing her with it.
Back with us...
"They should probably hold it down in there." Kohta said.
"It would take FOREVER for zombies to get up here. We're on the top floor of a big-ass apartment building, with a gate. This is as held down as we can get." I said.
"It's okay." Takashi said, looking out the window with binoculars. "I know they respond to what they hear, but they're not hearing the girls..." He said, looking off into the distance...
(To be continued...)