The zombie infestation continued to spread on the bridge, some people attempting to climb on cars to get away and many other cars crashed. One thing was for sure: life signs were VERY minimal on that bridge. Back in the apartment, Saya was sleeping on the couch, glistening from sweating, or possibly she didn't dry off very well after taking a bath, either way, she was wet. You could tell because the perv-cam focused on her boobs, water running down them. Also, Aisu was standing over her a devious look on his masked face. "She's asleep, so I doubt she'd mind if I-" He started, reaching for her until I grabbed one of his horns and pulled him away.
"Hey, I do not condone that type of behavior, man. If anything like THAT happens in my stories, it's gonna be fully consensual." I say.
"Maybe you should explain to the audience how you survived that Final Flash and why your own girlfriend did that to you." Damion suggested.
"Oh, good idea. How I survived: I'm a badass demon ninja, dummies! Why she did it: Erika IS fine with the whole 'I can have 20 women' thing, but she prefers to meet and get to know the girls before I start putting the moves on them so she can know if they're crazier than she is." I explained.
"And I find practically vaporizing him to be a more effective way of making him learn his lesson than just smacking him upside the head." She explained, walking in, now wearing a green and black version of the pilot suit from Xenoverse and her hairstyle was also different, the best way I can describe it is it looks similar to the hairstyle Yamcha had during the Saiyan Saga when he got killed by a Saibaman.
"And before anyone says 'wait, I thought she had a bowl cut or something, Saiyan's can't change their hari!' My story, my rules. I decided she looked too much like Android 18 when she went Super Saiyan, as the hair doesn't spike and stand up like regular Saiyans, it stays the same." I explained.
"Back to the story." Aisu says.
"Right! Lets see here, more zombies on the bridge, fanservice, gunshots, bridge, fanservice, gunshots, here we go!" I said.
Outside somewhere...
A zombie was shot in the head and dropped like a sack of potatoes. We see some random punk has a shotgun. He chuckled a little bit, cocked the shotgun and running away.
Inside...
MORE fanservice- wow, for a zombie anime, they find room for a lot of fanservice. Jeez, imagine if they just had a shit ton of panty flashes and boob shots to keep people entertained in Resident Evil, huh? Anyway, Saeko was on all 4's for some reason, her ass to the camera. Oh, she was looking in the fridge for something. I think it was an avacado, I don't know my veggies that well. She pulled it out, smiled and put it up to her mouth a bit.
Outside...
The dog from the last chapter was barking at more zombies, although they just completely passed him by, not bothering to stop and try to get him. Takashi and my little group of friends came out to the balcony where Kohta still was to see what the commotion was about. "What's up?" Takashi asked.
"Bad news, man." Kohta said, pointing downwards, revealing a shit ton of zombies looking up at us and reaching up as if they could get us like that.
"Wait, hang on a second: they're blind, why are they acting like they see stuff and how did they find us? We've been pretty quiet. Besides the Final Flash earlier." I said.
"Plot holes and lazy writing. You should be used to this by now, didn't you already go through the entire Rosario Vampire anime series?" Erika asked.
"BURN!" I laughed, pointing at her.
"They're hunger never ends. They're never gonna end." Takashi said.
"That's where you're wrong." Aisu said, holding his hand like a gun and pretending he was pulling the slide thing back on a pistol, aiming at the zombies and firing Death Beams through their heads, killing them instantly.
"They REALLY could've used a good Icegen in the actual show." I said.
"I'm hoping they'll make some kind of continuation and do that." He replied.
"Well, with Frieza coming back as the main baddie in the next movie, don't count on it." I said.
Back outside...
That kid had gotten too cocky and was now surrounded by zombies. He was also getting shaky, having to reload and dropped a shell. He panicked and grabbed it, smirking a bit, but then he looked up to see three zombies right in front of him. No more that guy. The dog just continued to bark at this while we looked on from the balcony, Saeko watching through a set of binoculars. "It's worse. It's getting much worse." Saeko said.
"Well, unfortunately, for full comedic effect, I'm mostly following the storyline and plot, but once we get to the last episode, things are gonna start getting better." I said supportively.
"Yeah. The original plan WAS to just get to this point and then kill everything not living, but then we remember the little girl and stuff." Erika added.
"Curse you, plot!" Aisu shouted, raising a fist.
"Well, when you go to kill those walking flesh bags, be sure to bring me along, won't you?" Saeko asks.
"Of course. Now that you've had a little time to meet Erika, it's all good now. Hell, if these assholes weren't around, we could have a threesome right now." I told her, pulling both brutal bombshells close to me.
"What was that?" Aisu and Damion asked, Damion pulling out the sword I gave him last chapter and Aisu starting to make Frieza's Supernova attack from his finger.
"It's all gone to Hell!" Takashi said in disbelief, watching some people struggle to get away and fail, ending the imminent fight between the group as we looked out along with them.
We then saw a little girl with her father coming to a house with the lights still on. "I'm assuming we're gonna have to do something about that?" Aisu asked, to which we nodded.
The two of them went through the gate and the dad closing it. "Daddy, where's Mommy?" The girl asked.
Her father knelt down to be at her level and smiled. "We'll meet up with Mommy later. Now come on, this way!" He said, leading her over to the door and knocking on it. "Please let us in! I have a child and we have no way to evacuate! Please, let us in!" He said loudly, banging on the door.
"They're going to draw the undead to them like that." Erika said.
"You're right. Come on, we've gotta go!" I said as the non-humans took flight, landing on a nearby rooftop to see what would happen and protect them from any on-coming zombies.
The father listened for a small amount of time before banging on the door again. "Let us in! We need help!" He said.
This time, there was an answer. "Get away from the door! Go somewhere else!" A cowardly voice shouted from inside.
He was shocked at this, but tried again. "Please! I don't care about me, but my little girl! Let her in!" He demanded. The lights in the house started to turn off.
"Cowards." Damion spat.
"I'm thinking we're gonna have to kill these people soon." I said.
"I'll help!" Aisu said, raising his hand.
"Daddy?" The girl asked.
"Not helping the man is one thing, but there's NO excuse for not trying to help the little girl." Erika said, angrily.
He became shaky at this and visibly angered. He then raised the wrench he was carrying above his head, holding it with both hands. "OPEN THE DOOR!If you don't I swear to god, I'll break it down! DO IT!" He shouted.
"You know, I didn't add this part, but earlier in this episode, Saeko says 'They tune in to even the tiniest sound' or something like that-" I started.
"Nice impersonation." Aisu said, as I had tuned my voice to sound exactly like her when I said her line.
I acknowledged this quickly before continuing. "So, how are they not picking up on all the banging and shouting?" I asked.
"Lazy writing~" Erika said in sing-song.
"Or they only want to focus on this scene right now." Damion added.
"Wait! I'm gonna open it right now!" The person inside the house said, the light coming back on and we heard the door unlock.
The dad then opened the door. "Thank you! Thank God for-" He started, before the asshole impaled him with a knife tied to the end of a pole or something. I say "impaled" instead of "stabbed" because in my mind, stabbed just means, well, stabbed, but impaled means you were stabbed and it went completely through you, which it must've, since there was blood coming out of his back as well, creating a huge, fast-spreading blood stain on the back of his shirt. This infuriated the 4 of us as we watched from the adjacent rooftop.
The dad looked down at the knife in his chest, then back up at the man holding it. We now see the guy holding it, horror still etched on his face, his wife right beside him, equally as terrified, the woman behind them looked to be crying with her hands clasped together in front of her mouth, the next guy looked like a straight up asshole holding a bat and looking like he was mad at them for wanting SAFETY, the woman behind him was shocked at what was happening and then there was some old dude whose face you couldn't really see from back here, but what you could see was he was holding some kind of broom. Overall review: they were a bunch of cowardly assholes who deserve to die. "I'm so sorry!" The cowardly douchebag holding the makeshift spear apologized, starting to pull the weapon out of the dad, stopping after he pulled it out a little bit, the little girl seeing her father's blood dripping off the soaking wet knife. He then completely pulled it out as the father struggled to stand, slowly backing away as he began to lose balance. "I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry" He apologized again. "Please forgive me." He pleaded as they closed the door again.
"I sure as hell won't." I growled.
"Sai, call up your grandparents and tell them they're about to have some company." Damion told me, as in case I hadn't mentioned this before, my grandfather is the god of death and my grandmother is the goddess of Hell.
"Those people HAVE to die for this." Erika seethed in anger, her hair beginning to spark and rise as if she was about to go Super Saiyan.
"Why are we even trying to save the humans? They're a bunch of cowards who will take the lives of others to protect themselves." Aisu asked, looking at me, Damion doing the same, as he also believes the human race is doomed and everything Aisu just said.
"We DON'T save humans like that." I said simply. "We save humans like THEM." I said, pointing back to the apartment. "These people can go to Hell as far as I care." I said, glaring back at the house.
Back to the scene of tragedy, the dad continued to back up until he bumped into one of the brick walls the gates are attached to, the gates opening at that point as he slouched to the ground... Yeah, that totally makes sense and can happen, the gates opening when you don't even touch them...
The little girl then ran up to her dad. "Daddy! Daddy!" She said, getting to her knees by his side.
He coughed a bit. "Daddy's okay... I'm alright..." He said weakly, raising his hand and stroking her hair, before his hand dropped, but she caught it. "Go hie somewhere... Where no one can find you... Go and... Hide somewhere..." He said weakly, his hand slipping out of her grasp as she began to cry. He continued to smile at her until his life finally ended, his head falling to the side.
"No! I wanna be with you, Dad! I wanna be with you forever!" She wept, crying loudly, finally drawing the attention of the zombies.
"I'm going to kill them!" Damion snapped.
"Right behind you!" Aisu said, just as angry as my vampiric friend. The two prepared to rush in, but I caught their arms.
"No. Those people don't deserve to die by your hands. I've got a better idea." I said, my eyes piercing red as a sign of my mutual anger.
"I'll ge the girl. You make those fuckers pay!" Erika snapped, flying in.
"Yes, ma'am!" I said obediently, not even wanting to THINK of the consequences of arguing with her now.
The zombies entered through the gate and turned to the girl, but Erika appeared in front of them as a Super Saiyan 2, uppercutting the one in front and sending its head flying into the atmosphere. "You want her, you gotta get through me!" She snapped, breaking apart any zombies coming within arm's reach of her in one hit.
Meanwhile, we landed just in front of the door. Damion grabbed it, ripped it off its hinges and rushed forward, bashing it into the head of the guy who killed the girl's father, knocking him to the ground, but not killing him or even knocking him out. As he hit the ground, Damion then lifted the door and brought it down on the guy's knees, breaking his legs off at the knees, causing him to scream in pain. "That's not even close to the pain you made her feel." He snapped.
The others rushed in, but were also broken off at the knees by Aisu's tail. "You know, people say MY race is cold, but what you guys did right there? That was just heartless." He said coldly.
I then appeared in the doorway. "Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Now, I'm sure you're wondering what terrible life choices have led to this point. The answer is very simple, as it didn't even happen 5 minutes ago. You left that young girl without a father. Now we're going to leave you in a burning building with a bunch of zombies more than ready to tear you apart worse than Mileena's second fatality in Mortal Kombat X." I said, going upstairs, placing a boom-box on top of a stand playing 'Through the Fire and The Flame' by Dragonforce as I went upstairs and began to burn the place down from top to bottom. I finished up quickly and we stopped at the doorway. "Enjoy your last minutes and prepare for what you're going to feel for the rest of eternity." I said, waving goodbye as Damion spit at them and Aisu just flipped them off. "Let's go, babe!" I called to Erika as we took off.
"Right!" She agreed, turning around and back to base form, picking up the girl and the dog, which had come from nowhere and will be explained later. "Come on, dear." She said as gently as a mother would, taking off and stopping in mid-air, watching as the zombies entered the incredibly loud, burning house. "Have fun, assholes." She growled, rejoining us, quickly.
Kohta had also been going on a rampage, shooting at the zombies further away Erika WASN'T getting. "That's what you get for going after a little girl. You want something to eat, why don't you munch on some of these!" He said, aiming at another one. "Ready, aim... Dinner Time!" He said, shooting it through the face, leaving a giant hole where its eyes and (on the inside) brain used to be. (Keep in mind, this also happened while we were dealing with the assholes in the house, not after we got back).
From inside the apartment, Saya was dreaming about Kohta as she heard the gunshots... Although, from the placement of the thought bubble and stuff, it looks like her BOOBS are dreaming about him. He continued to shoot at them, which had began to wake up Ms. Shizuka and had alerted Saeko and Rei, who were elsewhere inside. We then see the dog running to the property to try and protect the girl as well.
"Kohta." Takashi said with a smirk.
"What?!" He demanded, trying to focus on what he was doing (I take back everything I said about this guy, he's pretty awesome).
"I thought you said that you weren't going to shoot. That you didn't want to make noise, so we wouldn't attract any attention." Takashi continued, still smiling, as he had been wanting to run out and save everybody from the beginning.
"BUT IT'S A LITTLE GIRL WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!" He shouted. Then we made the assholes pay, grabbed the girl and the dog and got back.
"I know that shouldn't have been fun, but that was fun." I said.
"We made some douchebags get what they deserve, that's always fun for me." Damion said.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, in MY mind, we did a good thing." Aisu said.
"I honestly don't want to know what goes through your mind." Erika said, setting down the dog and the girl.
Unfortunately, the party was ruined when Saya burst into the room both angry and taking charge. "We're getting out of here, there's no way we can stay here after all this goddamn noise. Pack up and get ready to go." She snapped.
"I just slaughtered a horde of zombies with my bare fists! … And a little help from Kohta. But that's not the point! We could TOTALLY hold this place down!" Erika said, still pumped and ready to fight. You know, Saiyans...
I sighed and put my hand on her shoulder. "Plot babe, it makes the story make a little less sense now that I think about it, but it gives us more chances to show how funny and badass we are." I told her.
We then got to the car: a badass Humvee and loaded everything up. Surprisingly, even with our increasingly large group, everyone managed to fit in with room still to spare... Especially with Erika and Saeko sitting on my lap. ;)