"Thanks for giving me a job here Luigi," Mario says as he walks in." I mean I get tired of Peach complaining that I don't have a decent job. I'm-a plumber for heaven's sake!"
"Anytime bro," Luigi replies handing him a chain of keys." Can you go to the back, and get the cups?"
"Sure thing, bro!" Mario salutes taking the keys and going to the back.
Suddenly, he screams and runs out, embracing Luigi.
"Don't go back there!" Mario shouts as Luigi shoves him to the side.
Luigi walks back there, and screams before running out of the back, jumping over the counter, and barrel rolling out of the front door with Mario following in hot pursuit.
The next day an exorcist walks around the shop with a cross in his hands, muttering whatever incantations that were used to expell evil spirits from haunted areas. Wario, who was bored out of his mind, just happened to walk into the store, scratching his butt before gazing at the exorcist and raising an eyebrow.
"Why is Jason in here?" questioned Wario pointing at Jason before turning to The Bros, who were behind the counter watchin him." He's not even in Nintendo!"
"Hey, I may be a killer but I need money!" shouted Jason, quickly lashing out at Wario before continuing his job, rolling his eyes." Senseless Italian Fat Man."
"Don't ask," They both say as Jason stops.
"You know I get that happened but do you really want me to use the holy water?" asked Jason, scratching his head." I mean, it's supposed to banish evil spirits and all, but I'm not exactly-"
"HELL YEAH!" The Mario Bros shouted.
Jason blinked twice before shrugging, walking to the back causing Wario to scratch his head briefly before exiting the shop.