Welcome back! Today we learn that Naruto, being the sassy boy he is, takes no shit from Miya! And for you, guest number one, listen up buddy. Now I only really watched Naruto for them fight scenes son. I mean who didn't? Did anyone really watch Naruto for the deep, strange, long plot? The only thing I got out of Naruto was that there's an asshole, a pink banshee, and a demon. Hell, I learned most of my Naruto knowledge with Tai Lopez, in his garage, reading fanfiction. So bleh! So you may be wondering. "Black Magi, why are spewing out chapters?" And my response is that I simply had nothing to do. So without further ado, ladies and gents, chapter three!

The Kami Ashikabi

Matsu took her glasses off and put them on

the desk next to the bed. Naruto undid his henge and let Matsu do the work. She started to slide Naruto's robe off, and felt his toned body(I forgot to mention, while he has the looks of Juubi Obito, he's not as white as a spoopy skeleton). As she went down to take his pants off, the door flew open. And there she was, in all her scary glory, the Sekirei pillar, holding a broom, with a oni mask floating behind her.

"Illicit activities are strictly forbidden at the Izumo Inn." Miya went to hit Matsu with her broom, but Naruto stopped it before it could hit her. Miya looked at him. This wasn't the man that was with Matsu before, so who was he?

"Matsu, come to me! I'll protect you until your Ashikabi returns!" Miya called out to Matsu. Matsu went to hide behind Naruto but Naruto held her back.

"What are you talking about? Matsu is my Sekirei. If you wish to have her, you must go through me first!" Naruto summoned up his own personal katana. It was the normal length of a katana, with a flame design on it. All along the blade, the numbers one through ten were marked, each a different color. The hilt was normal, with a fox with nine tails medal attached to a chain on the end of it.

"Chain no Juubi!"

The symbol for ten lit up and the sword glowed with elemental chakra. Miya finally saw who he was. She backed off.

"Y-you are that man from Kamikura island…" She was scared. Her knees gave out, and her mask crumbled. She was at the mercy of him. Her whole world fell apart, she was no longer the strongest in house.

"What's going on here!?" Uzume rushed into the room. What she saw shook her core.

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They sat at the table in the main room. Miya trembled under his gaze, as did Uzume. Naruto and Matsu sat across from them both, and nothing was said. Another Naruto came out from the kitchen and brought tea.

"Wait, what? How are you here, but also in the kitchen?! What are you hiding from Matsu, Naru-tan?!" Matsu puffed her cheeks up childishly. A light bulb went off in her head and the glasses became fogged.

"Ufufufufufufuf."

"Hentai Glasses…"

Naruto sipped his tea and hit Matsu on the head lightly. He cleared his throat.

"So I take it there is more than five of the Sekirei, Matsu?" Naruto had only seen the first five at Kamikura Island, Miya, Matsu, Kazehana, Karasuba, and a sulking, sad, sad Mutsu(who, by the way, was ignored the whole first chapter. He was later found brooding in a corner with Sasuke). He had no other knowledge of the others.

"Yes, there are a total of 108 Sekirei, and I am no. 1, the Sekirei pillar, Miya. Didn't Minaka send you a video explaining everything?"

"I don't have a phone. I do have a laptop though." Naruto didn't keep a phone because he just didn't have the time to get one. He needed a laptop for his work when he went around the globe though.

Suddenly, the tv lit up. A man was shown.

"Hello ther-!"

Naruto shut the tv off. It didn't need to be on. Plus he didn't like the looks of the man. Matsu poked him.

"That was Minaka, Naru-tan…"

"I don't like him already."

The tv flickered on again.

"Hey! Don't do tha-"

He turned it off again. This Minaka character was beginning to grate his nerves. The tv turned on, again.

"Hello? Is this the Izumo inn?" A woman was there instead of Minaka.

"Hello. I assume you want to talk to me?" Naruto wasn't the same idiot he was a few thousand years ago.

"Are you the person who winged Sekirei no. 2, Matsu?" Takami wasn't surprised as she saw Matsu cling to him. It was obvious she didn't want to come back.

"Yes. By the way I think this is going to play out, you want me to come to you?"

"Yes, we need to run tests to see if Matsu is holding up fine."

"Sorry, but she is staying right here. No tests will be run on her." He turned off the tv.

He turned back to Miya and Uzume. He smiled.

"Where were we?"

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After their 'talk' about the rules, and how he politely declined them, saying, "Sometimes I might do things that break the rules. So if I do, just ignore it." He and Matsu went back to their room and went to bed.

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He woke to the sounds of a keyboard warrior. Matsu was naked, sitting at the desk, typing. She saw he was awake and turned to him.

"Ah, Naru-tan has awoken! Do you like it?" She gestured to her body.

"I do indeed," he said as he kissed her. Her wings flared up and her glasses fogged. She sat back down. She continued what she was doing.

"I'm hacking into MBI's database, and gathering all of the Sekirei's data. Oh and I'm shutting down their servers for a while! Takami-tan will be pissed! Ufufufuf!" She laughed evilly.

"Okay. I'm going to go start breakfast."

He walked past the rooms in the hall. As he reached the stairs, he sniffed the air. He backtracked a few doors down, and peeked in. A man stood, without his shirt on.

"Damn it! Why, why am I turning into a woman! Is my Ashikabi a man? Why me?!" Homura moaned.

Naruto shrugged. He went down to the kitchen and began to cook.

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Naruto walked down the street. He was going to his old apartment and getting his stuff. He went through the park as a shortcut.

A woman sat on a bench. A torn lab coat was covering her, and there was blood on it. A thug approached her.

"Hey there beautiful, come with me, I'll show you a good time." He smiled, his green teeth showing.

Akitsu looked at him. she didn't move. The thug grunted and pulled a switch blade out.

"She doesn't want to come with you. Leave her alone." Naruto made his presence known.

"Shaddup or else I'll kill you!" The thug said.

Naruto sighed.

"Is that what you call a knife? Let me show you a real one."

The thug fell dead, a kunai in his head. Naruto sealed his body into his wrist. He looked at Akitsu.

"Here, take this." He handed her his jacket.

"Broken… Useless…"

Naruto looked at her, mainly her forehead. Now where has he seen that sign before?

"What's your name, miss?"

"...Akitsu." She said, stone faced.

"Akitsu, come with me. I'll fix you."

Akitsu looked at him. He could fix her? If there's any hope, she'll take it.

"...ah, ok."

Naruto picked her up and ran to his apartment.

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Well, that's a long chapter! Well for me atleast. You may be wondering, Black magi! Two chapters within a couple hours? Wtf man?! My response is, I'm bored. Get over it. I'll be busy next week, so it might take a few days to a week to get out the next chapter. For the Akitsu scene, I'm really bad at those kind of scenes, so please excuse it. Hey! I'm looking for a beta! If you become my beta, you get a small loan of a million dollars!