Hello boys and girls! Welcome to chapter five of the Kami Ashikabi! Last time, our main man got two new harem members, Akitsu and Kaiha! So lately, people are pressuring me. People, as I have said, no, not yet! The time is not nigh for lemons! And from the command of the common people here, Kaguya might be part of the harem! Hooray! Let us commence with the chapter!

The Kami Ashikabi

Naruto opened his eyes. He looked down, only to see Kaiha's sleeping face on his chest. Akitsu was rubbing his arm and moaning in her sleep. Matsu, well Matsu squirmed, she then began to perversely giggle,

"Oh yes Naru-tan. Right there….." She muttered

"Kyaa! You're so big Naru-tan!" She squealed.

He made a clone, and substituted with it. He went to go sit down, but that spot was taken too! By Miya Asuma herself! Her head was on the desk, and she was slightly drooling. Her oni masks were also there, also asleep. They all had long, wooden ladles in their mouths, and Miya held two.

He began to leave the room, but Kaiha, who was half asleep, grabbed his arm.

"Nnnooooooo…." She yawned, "Don't leave me Ash… ashikabi-sama….."

He sighed, and picked her up, and made his way to the kitchen. As he went down the stairs, he took note of all the ladles. All 50 ladles that went to his room. He was beginning to grow concerned for Miya. She had an unhealthy obsession with ladles.

He set Kaiha down, who was just starting to wake up, and went to get tea ready. He went back to Kaiha, who was dressed in her miko outfit, and sat next to her.

"Good… *yawn* morning… Ashikabi-sama."

"Good morning Kaiha, did you sleep well?"

"Oh I slept very well. You kept me warm all through the night." She rubbed herself on Naruto.

"Good. I'm making breakfast for all of the house. Now I need to go and make breakfast.." He went to the kitchen, and began to make food.

Kaiha went upstairs and woke everyone up. As everyone shuffled downstairs, Naruto set the table up, and poured tea in everyone's cup. As the last person, the amoeba called Horuma, came down, he laid everything down on the table and sat down.

As everything was passed down, Naruto began to meditate. When your a god, you no longer need food. Plus he needed to check up on Kaguya.

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Kaguya laid, awake. This was it, he had trapped her and was going to kill her. Her door opened and she began to cry. She didn't want to die. She screamed as she turned and fired a Shinra Tensei at him. He didn't budge.

"I would have never believed to see you in this condition, rabbit." Naruto made a chair and sat. He pointed a finger at her.

She jumped back into the bed, and hid under the covers, scared beyond belief. This was it! He was here to taunt her, and kill her! No… She was ready to do everything to stay alive.

She stood, and got and her knees. Her obi slid off and her dress fell.

"Please… You can have my body! I'll be your sex slave, your personal maid! Just don't kill me!" Her eyes dilated.

"..."

"No."

She fell to the ground and broke down. She was going to die.

"You'll be a weapon. Like the jinchuriki! A weapon for only me. You'll listen to everything I say and only me."

Naruto gave her a cold stare. He placed his outstretched finger on her forehead.

"Loyalty seal!"

Now the loyalty seal was something he created during his time in the moon. It made it impossible to give any information on him, and gave him a big influence on them. It was basically a better version of Danzo's ROOT seal. And it gave them a tattoo on their upper arm.

The seal spread all through out Kaguya's body, and condensed on her shoulder. As the seal got smaller and smaller, it began to take the shape of a rabbit. Ironic, isn't it?

She flailed and squirmed, pain racked her body. She screamed, before her lungs gave out. She laid there for a bit before she got back up. Her eyes locked onto Naruto, and she instantly was on her knees, bowing.

"Naruto-Sama."

He grinned. Now, time to bring her out of the seal.

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"Naruto-sama! Naruto-sama wake up!"

Kaiha shook her Ashikabi while she grinded. Naruto shot up as his henge broke, revealing his horns and Rinnesharingan. Miya gasped and grabbed her sword. He got up, and his Rinnesharingan began to spin as went outside. He raised his palm as a seal appeared on the ground.

First it was gigantic glowing tanto. Then a hand of an oni. The Shinigami rose up from the ground, and looked surprised at who managed to summon him.

"Ah, Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, a face I haven't seen since the days of the Buuji."

"I've long since renounced the name of Namikaze. That man was no father of mine."

"Well then, what have you summoned me for, dear god of Shinobi?"

Everyones jaw dropped. He was a fucking god?! Miya dropped to her knees. How was she going to fight a god?!

"I need for you to give me back Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, her body."

"Do you wish for me to take her soul from you and put it in her for you?" He owed Naruto a few favors. Naruto got him Minato's piece of soul that was in him, got him Madara Uchiha, and he lost many bets against him. He really needed to get those taken care of.

"No. I can do that." He plunged his arm into his chest. Things became very messy. Like, bloody messy. Matsu screamed. Only Matsu.

He pulled out a stone from his chest. It was as white as it gets. It shone in the sun, casting a bright reflection onto the Shinigami. The Shinigami took the stone and ate it. He raised his tanto and cut the ground.

Out of the ground, the body of one Kaguya Ōtsutsuki began to rise up. The Shinigami liked to keep his trophies nice and clean. As Kaguya finished rising, he stabbed the tanto into her.

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Naruto went out. He needed to go and get some fresh air. He sat out on the roof. He felt something, looking to the west.

He was here!

Naruto stood.

She was almost there!

He jumped from the roof.

This man will bring her to greatness. She would be the strongest! He will make her stronger!

Naruto summoned the Chain of Juubi. Someone was coming to him. Fast.

A flash of steel came through the trees and bushes. Naruto blocked the slash, soon a body entered his vision. He knew that silver haired body.

"You. You will make me strong!" Karasuba said.

"Hn."

He disappeared.

"Where are you! What are you, a coward or a fighter?!" She was losing her temper.

She stopped. She began to feel… dizzy, drowsy even. She looked down, and in her stomach, his sword. She coughed up blood, and fell on her back.

He got to a knee, resealed his sword, and put his hand to her stomach. It gained a green hue, and her bleeding stopped. The wound began to close, and within seconds, it was gone. Karasuba grinned. This time was as good as any.

Naruto had just finished healing her, and was about to get up. Karasuba violently grabbed his head, and shoved her lips onto his. From underneath her, black wings came out. As there was nowhere to go, the wings encircled them.

Matsu was outside as soon as Karasuba kissed him.

"NARUUUUUU-TAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAN! GET AWAY FROM HER! SHE IS A MONSTER IN DISGUISE!" She went from anger to fear.

"Oh, Matsu! I was looking for you!" She got up, and ran at Matsu. Matsu screamed, and ran away. This lasted for a while, and Miya joined in, chasing Karasuba.

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Kaguya awoke. The air, it was… Fresh? She got up, looking around and saw her master and his Sekirei. She got up, and bowed, looking down.

"Naruto-sama."

Naruto stood. He reached into his robes. He pulled out a mask.

"Kaguya Ōtsutsuki. You will no longer go by that name. As you are a warrior, you will now only be known Usagi."

Kaguya donned the mask. She looked back up. He looked to Matsu, Akitsu, Kaiha, and Karasuba. It was time to train. He pulled out a scroll.

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It had been three days. Naruto was the last one out of the scroll. Three days outside the scroll. Three years inside the scroll. They were all changed. Now, it was time to rid the world of some trash.

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The alarm went off. Someone was trying to get to him. He grabbed a pistol from within his desk. The door to his office was opened opened, meaning it was sliced open.

Naruto walked into the office. In his hand, the Chain of Juubi was held, as the symbol for nine was lit in a angry red flame. He shot. Naruto took the bullet and continued to walk towards him.

He was cornered. What did this thing want? Money? Power? Sekirei? He can have it! He can have everything! Well, that everything became black as his head slid off.

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Takami yawned. She lit a cig and got in her car, getting to the MBI HQ quickly. She drove into the parking lot. Today, she felt like it going to be a good day. She walked to the entrance. Her jaw dropped.

The front entrance was a mess. There were spikes, made of the earth. On these here spikes, laid the bodies of one Higa Izumi and his Sekirei, impaled. Behind them, written in what seemed to be blood, the words of 'Ashikabi of the North' could be seen. Takami grinned. There's an unknown, and he's taking names.

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Here you go! This was a long chapter. Well, long for me! I finished this in my history class. Now not only does he have Matsu, Akitsu, and Kaiha, he has Karasuba! Higa is dead. Who is next! Remember, 1 favorite and 1 follow = a small loan of a knowledge from Tai Lopez! See you next chapter! That will be by next Saturday!