Previously on Saischool of The Dead... Erika, Saeko and I all made a valiant act of sacrifice, luring the zombie horde to us and away from our friends, separating us from the group, allowing them to be rescued, but we who made the valiant sacrifice got gyped, as we blew our chance to get rescued by running through the horde, so we are still in mortal danger. For now, we continued to ride on through the streets, still killing zombies left and right. "Dammit. It would really help if we knew where we were going." I said, kicking a zombie in the head and smashing its face in as we rode past. We then saw a big-ass castle-looking place on top of a hill.
"That has to be Saya's house. She was certainly bragging enough about it that I could identify it the first time I saw it." Erika said.
"Meh. 6 out of 10. My family's temple is a little more majestic-looking. And it's bigger." I said.
"I think I'd like to see it if we ever get the chance." Saeko said.
"Well, you've got my invitation any time you want." I said. We came to an area full of the zombies in front of a river and I smirked. " Hold on tight, I got an idea." I told the girls, then looked down at Cerberus. "You ready for this, boy?" I asked my dog/steed, who barked in reply. He breathed 3 streams of fire at wide angles and slowly closed in, roasting all the zombies in front of us before we came to the end of the road, where a flight of stairs was to go down to the riverside. "NOW!" I shouted. With a mighty roar, Cerberus jumped into the air and got some awesome distance, before aiming all 3 heads downwards and breathing his triple fire beam straight down, easily letting us fly to the other side of the river.
"That was epic!" Erika shouted excitedly.
"Where do you get a dog like this? I think I want one." Saeko said.
"They're REALLY hard to find when you're not in Hell." I told her. However, the flight landed SLIGHTLY before we reached the land, as we crashed into the water just at a level deep enough where Cerberus had to swim, the initial landing with about 700 pounds put together causing a large wave when we hit the water, the wave coming inward and soaking all of us. "I'll admit... that could've gone better. You two alright?" I asked, turning back and going wide-eyed to see their clothes were soaked and now transparent, allowing me to see everything underneath. "Well, maybe the landing wasn't all that bad after all." I said.
Saeko looked slightly shocked at that comment and covered up. "Jeez, you don't have to stare!" She said.
"Have to, no, want to, yes." I said.
"And I don't have to rip your spine out, but right now I want to." Erika said.
"Not for nothing, but this is why I where leather, it's not see-through when it's wet. And it doesn't get that heavy, sticky feeling cotton gives you where you're skin gets soaked and feels loose after." I said as we got to shore.
Once we got there, however, Saeko sneezed. "You have anything else in that magic coat of yours? I'm freezing my ass off here." She said.
"I certainly hope not. You've got a nice one. Be a shame to lose that." I said, digging through my coat pockets until I pulled out a sexy outfit Lady normally wears for me on date night. "This should work." I said, holding it out to her (the same outfit she wore in the show, btw).
"Thank you." She said, getting off Cerberus and getting on the opposite side from me to change. I had also given Erika her golden Saiyan armor to change into.
I tried to peek over for a minute, but that earned me a ki blast to the face. "Respect women's privacy, Sai." Erika said sternly.
I looked at her, deadpanned for a moment. "Earlier today she was laying on my chest in nothing but an apron and a thong. Along with you when you were in a skin-tight pilot suit leaving NOTHING to the imagination" I said.
"We're done." Saeko said, both of them changes and looking really good in their outfits.
"I do not deserve to be in the presence of such beauties." I complimented them. "But, I'm sure as hell not gonna complain about it." I added, getting them both to giggle a bit. "So, not to kill the mood, but Saeko, have you ever had a boyfriend or anything like that? A crush or anything?" I asked her.
"Yeah. Once. I almost thought it was love." She said, but was pretty much silent from there.
We all dried off and continued on, riding through the streets where we found more and more zombies. "Now there's more of them." Erika groaned, firing ki blasts at them.
"Seems like we're getting more popular by the minute." Erika said.
"You're a couple of sexy women, I'm a badass fire demon and we're riding on a giant 3-headed dog from hell. Give each of us a pair of sunglasses, everything living or dead would be throwing itself at us." I said. We rounded the corner and saw a shit-ton of zombies in front of a park. "Well, this could be a small problem. Okay, Cerberus, let's try to just run through for now. And AVOID the fountain." I told him. One thing I forgot about the large hell creature is that when he's thirsty and sees water, nothing on this Earth will stop him from getting to it. As soon as he saw it, he ran at full speeds and dove straight into it, getting us soaked again, but luckily, the girls' clothes were more water resistant than their previous cotton outfits.
That didn't stop them from getting angry, however. Saeko groaned angrily as she shook off a bit before glaring at me. "Jesus Christ, do you actually enjoy getting me wet or something?!" She demanded.
"That was Cerberus' fault, but I wouldn't mind getting both of you wet in a certain way." I said slyly, before Erika punched me in the face and knocked me into the water. "Hang on, I got an idea." I said, pulling out another boombox and blasting Dynamite by Taio Cruz.
"Nice. Drawing them in with the noise." Saeko observed.
"I may be psychotic and have ADD, but I still have some good ideas from time to time." I said.
"Not bad, babe." Erika said, kissing my cheek as she jumped out and started killing the zombies as they weren't focused on her.
"That's a good idea, up-close and personal, since the sound from a gun echoes." I said.
"Alright then." Saeko said, her Bokken in her left hand and as she walked past me, she gave me a small pat on the crotch before jumping out with her sword at the ready. "We'll do this!" She said, rushing at zombies, easily knocking one away, ducking another one, sliding under and behind it and smashing its head from behind, before holding the sword out to the side to stop another zombie. "Hold it." She said, Astonishingly, it did stop. "God you reek, I know you're dead, but is a little hygiene too much to ask?" She asked, before killing it.
I was stunned for a moment due to a mixture of adrenaline and testosterone from a girl touching my crotch before murdering zombies, but now I was completely pumped. "I am the hype!" I shouted, jumping out and pulverizing zombies with 2 sets of nunchaku.
I looked at Saeko and saw a look of competition in her eyes. "Alright then, that's enough holding back!" She said, rushing in at the crowd of zombies, sending them flying.
Slayer!
Double Kill!
Triple Kill!
Overkill!
Killing Spree!
Kill-trosity!
Killing frenzy!
Skullimanjaro!
Kill-tastic!
Kill-pocalypse!
Killionare!
Rampage!
Perfection!
Un-freakin'-believable!
But the game was over when Saeko suddenly stopped in her tracks, eyes wide with shock as she saw 3 little kid zombies shambling towards her.
"Saeko, what's wrong?! Why did you stop?!" I asked her. She just continued to sit there. They were coming right at her and were GOING to bite her. "Well, thankfully, this is my new RWBY weapon!" I said, putting the nunchaku together, at which point they extneded into a spear, which I threw at the 3 zombie kids, impaling them all in a head in a straight line.
Triple kill!
"Well, clearly you're not in the mood to fight anymore, let's get the fuck out of here!" I said, whistling to Cerberus, at which point we all hopped on and ran off. Later on, I broke into a house, which was abandoned, anyway, at which point, we began to look around. "So... What exactly happened back there?" I asked. She didn't answer, so we all decided it was best to change the subject.
"Night time is too dangerous to be outside. We'll have to stay in here until morning." Erika said.
"Agreed." I confirmed.
We found a candle and put it in the center of the room we decided to stay in. After a while, I found something I thought would cheer Saeko up big time. "Oh, no way! There's a real katana in here! Saeko, check it out!" I said. I placed it on the mat next to her uniform. "Your other clothes are dry, too. I'll just go over here while you girls change." I said, going behind the wall, but then putting on a new special pair of goggles my brother invented to see through walls, but it wasn't x-ray vision, thank the gods.
"We've finished." Erika called once they were dressed.
(I know.) I thought slyly in my head, putting the goggles away and rejoining them.
"So, you're not going to ask again?" Saeko asked.
"I figured since you're acting this way, you don't want to talk about it. Which I can respect, since there's plenty of stuff I don't want to talk about." I said, remembering the time my brother killed me and shivering at the memory.
Another small amount of time passed before she turned to us. "If you don't mind, I'd just like to talk about it. You brought it up, after all." She said.
"As long as you're comfortable talking about it. That's the most important thing for me is making the ladies feel cozy and secure." I said.
"I started thinking about it... The fear." She said.
"Because you saw the little kids?" Erika asked.
(She'd get NO fucking sympathy from Lance on this one.) I thought.
"Actually, it wasn't about them at all. Remember before you asked me if I ever had a crush on someone?" She asked.
"Oh, yeah..." I said, thinking I knew where this was going.
"You can't get this far without having a crush on someone. I never told them how I felt. I just don't think I have the right to." She said.
"You don't need the right or permission to tell someone how you feel about them." I said.
"Yeah, you have the right to express your own feelings." Erika agreed.
"Even though I almost killed someone?" She asked.
"You're talking to the right people on this one, both of us each have a good number of kills under our belts." I told her.
"4 years ago... I was attacked on the street at night. I had a practice sword with me... And once I started hitting him... I didn't stop... I couldn't stop..." She said.
"That's a natural reaction when someone attacks you. To me, that's personal and if you attack me, I'mma stomp your ass out." I said.
"Yeah, the last guy that attacked me got a 2 foot hole in his chest." Erika said.
"After I told the police what happened, they gave me a ride home in a police car." She said.
"I'm gonna give you the moral high-ground here, it was self-defense." I said.
"Right. You have that right here in Japan, back in America they have to hit you at least twice before you can retaliate." Erika said.
"I thought it was 3 times." I said.
"It might have started out that way, but to be honest... I enjoyed it. Just letting the rage out... It was nothing but... Joy." She said.
"It does give a strange sense of satisfaction to put someone in their place after they attack you." I said.
It was now a small flashback/image montage. The man had Saeko pinned against a wall and tried to lick her neck. She looked scared at first, but then she had a look of confidence. We saw her swing the sword, then the man was on the ground, blood everywhere.
"When I found I had the upper-hand, I was calm... I pretended I was terrified. And then when I had him... I fought back... I fought until there was nothing but blood... and bones... It was Bliss! Absolute, total PLEASURE." She said.
"That could be put to good use when targeted the right way." I said.
"That case being one of them." Erika agreed.
"That's me! ME! That's who I am, can't you see?! The feeling of power! Of control over someone else's life! Does anyone like that deserve love?!" She demanded.
"You have GOT to meet Sai's brother Lance. He's in the exact same boat as you." Erika said.
"I know what you're talking about, Saeko. My whole family is a bunch of murderers. We just target those that don't deserve to live, like murderers, pedophiles, rapist, extremist terrorists, you know, the people that no amount of rehab, therapy and prison time is gonna fix." I explained, then smirked. "Besides, this whole situation has given me a chance to look at things exactly like you, to destroy those I thought didn't deserve to live and were no better than those walking flesh-bags. Ending the life of someone that doesn't deserve to live... Is truly one of the best feelings there is on this planet. To get rid of the wastes of human life and resources that could go to those better than them." I told her.
"Nothing about me has changed. I realized that in front of the fountain. It almost feels like it's gotten worse." She said.
I reached out and touched her hand. "I know what you're going through, Saeko... And I know how to control it. I'll help you, I promise. And I promise I'll never let you slip into the madness that those similar to us and weaker than us already have." I told her.
"And I'll help in whatever way I can." Erika said. With that, I came in closer to Saeko and she came forward as well, at which point we made out in total passion, two maniacs who still have souls reaching out for each other. Erika joined in as well and then the night turned into a night of passion and love. In other words, we had a three-way.
FINALLY! It's about time we get some action in this fic!
[We all knew it was coming sooner or later. Huzzah.]
The next morning...
The sun finally came out and we all deemed it safe for us to go out. "Alright, then. Now that I have rigged up our destination on this GPS, we should get to Saya's house in 10 minutes at most, zombies contingent." I said, then turned to the 4th wall. "In other words, as long as no zombies show up." I said, but then looked up to see a bunch of zombies coming towards us. "Oh, fuck." I said.
"Looks like we're gonna have to fight." Eriksa said.
"Right. Saeko, you ready?" I asked, looking back to see her looking about as withdrawn as Hinata.
"I can't do it." She said.
(This will either help or hurt me very badly.) I thought, going around behind her, grabbing her boobs and holding her tightly.
"Stop! What are you doing?!" She asked as if she were out of breath.
"You can't give up on us now. We've come too far. We're not losing anyone. Especially not after we just had sex last night. I need you, Saeko. You are one of the best people I could have in this situation and on a personal level, we're perfect for each other, just like the rest of my girlfriends are perfect for me and vice versa." I said. (Jeez, you know, watching the actual anime, it looks like Takashi's squeezing her boobs hard enough to crush it).
She finally calmed down and looked at all the zombies in front of us. "I'm fine now. Thank you." She said, walking forward, stopping and looking back at us. "What are you waiting for? Let's go." She said.
"It's ON!" I said, pulling out a katana for me and tossing Erika her katana. We all rushed forward, slicing through any zombie threatening to get anywhere near us.
(This is so badass!) I thought, decapitating a zombie.
(This is it! This is me!) Saeko thought as she slashed through any zombie unfortunate enough to be in her line of sight. (YES!) She mentally screamed in pleasure.
"Alright, then. Now that those assholes are gone, let's keep going." I said.
"Wait!" Saeko said, grabbing my hand. "You meant what you said, right?" She asked.
I smiled at her. "Every word of it." I told her.
"But why do you think all of this is happening in the first place?" Erika asked.
"I'm narrowing down my choices to 3 things: the Umbrella corporation, which is unlikely, since these zombies are nowhere near as intelligent or powerful as any zombie produced by their strain, Mercer and his virus, which is again unlikely because these zombies are again too weak and stupid or..." Suddenly, a very familiar figure dropped down a few feet in front of us. "You..." I said evilly with a glare when I saw one of my many enemies.
Saros, a member of the evil Spear clan. Dressed like a total goth punk hipster: calf-high leather boots black jeans with chains and a large cross hanging around the waist, a leather jacket with spiked shoulders with no shirt under it and another cross around his neck, a long, black katana in each hand. "Now, is that really necessary, Sai? We used to be friends." He said.
"That was before you and your clan turned your back on what's right." I told him.
"You really think the humans are doing a better job ruling the world than we would?" He asked.
"Considering what you've done here, the only appropriate answer is of-fucking-course." I told him.
"History, please?" Saeko asked.
"Long ago, in ancient times, there were 3 clans that benevolently looked over the humans: the Blade clan, the Shield clan and the Spear clan. We protected the humans from any threat ranging from demons to aliens to themselves, each with a specific task: The Shield clan would drive away whatever the aggressors were, but that's it. Once the enemy was driven back, they were gone. The Spear clan's duty was to locate the source of the enemy aggression, for instance an alien spaceship, mafia stronghold or portal to and from Hell, then they would keep the enemy there and prevent them from escaping. Then the Blade clan would deliver justice and ultimately destroy the enemy. But 10 years ago, the Spear clan got ambitious and decided they could protect everyone better by ruling over them as brutal dictators." I said with a glare.
"It worked for Hitler until everyone tried to stop him." Saros said.
"A: fuck you, I can't even believe you just went there. B: he was an evil prick who tried to kill everyone he thought wasn't perfect." I said, before continuing the story. "They betrayed us all and murdered the Shield clan, who lacked the numbers and power of the Spear clan, then they tried to take over the world and kill us, but that isn't going so well for them. We got the numbers to match them and generally, we're more powerful than them." I explained.
"Why don't we test that theory. That's what I'm here for, anyway, to stop you and your rebellious friends from ruining our brilliant plan. It's much harder for a country to fight us when half their population is destroyed." He said.
"I'm sorry, did you say something? All I heard was 'Please kick my ass, Sai.'" I said, taking my fighting stance.