Hello and welcome back kiddos! So, people were saying, wtf man, kaguya man, the seal man, r/roast man, y no Yaoi. Listen, Kaguya was going insane. She was scared and powerless against Naruto in his mind. But there was a hole that was there, which was that if she wasn't on some sort of leash, she would be able to go against Naruto in numerous ways. The loyalty seal is like Danzo's seal, which keeps information about him from coming out, but now it gives him the ability influence her actions. So there. And! There was some really important info in the last chapter! It will come back up later, so don't be like, "hey man, no one knew bout that"

The Kami Ashikabi

Naruto sat across from Miya and Uzume, who were openly gawking. Across from them, everyone was different. His Sekirei each sat quietly. Miya was gawking at Karasuba, who had not said a word since they sat down. Karasuba and quiet? Those two words should have never met. Uzume was just fantasizing about how hot he looked.

"Miya, it has come to my attention that many of my belongings have been searched through. Was it of your doing?" Naruto gave her a hard stare.

"Uh… Y-yes…" Her face turned a bright red. Uzume gasped. Miya never stuttered or blushed. NEVER.

"Can you elaborate?"

A knock was heard on the door.

"Um...uh…oh look! Someone's at the door!" Miya got up and scrambled away.

Minato Sahashi was having a rough day. Failing his exams, got his ass chewed out by his mom and sister. Now he was involved in this big game he had no care to partake in. Here he was, at this small inn. He wasn't going to go home with his Sekirei, his mother and sister would destroy him ( (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━ ﾟ. * ・ ｡ﾟ )!

After knocking, a nice woman greeted him. Behind her was five other women and a man. The man had horns, a third eye, and his eyes were strange. Maybe he was a cosplayer?

"Um.. I'm looking for a place to stay with my friend. Is there a room available?" He asked meekly.

Behind him, a woman came out. On her back laid a trident. Kuruse sighed as her Ashikabi was oblivious to the other Ashikabi in the room. She grabbed the middle of her trident and pointed at Naruto.

"Get behind me Minato." As Minato shuffled his way behind her, Naruto stood, as did his Sekirei and Kaguya.

"Ah, we have rooms available. It costs 1000¥ a month for a room." Miya smiled nervously. The red hue still hadn't gone away from her face.

Minato fumbled for his wallet and got out the money needed. Miya took it and shook his hand.

"Welcome to the Izumo Inn."

He was going to regret this, wasn't he?

(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━ ﾟ. * ・ ｡ﾟ

It was about 9 at night, and Naruto and his flock, and surprisingly Minato and Kuruse, were in the central most park.

He walked up to the pedestal, adjusting his suit. He cleared his throat.

Naruto yawned.

He opened his mouth to talk, but backed down.

They all got up, had little banters within themselves and walked to the inn.

He walked away from the pedestal. Now isn't the right time. Maybe in the morning tomorrow. If he wanted his game to go right, he'd need to wait. Everything needed to be perfect. Patience is a virtue after all, isn't it?

The young night's creatures went around with their activities, unnoticed by all.

(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━ ﾟ. * ・ ｡ﾟ

Matsu huffed as she got into the hot springs. Her skin glistened, her glasses fogged, and she slid into the hot water. She began to slide further down into the water. The doors behind her opened and she jumped out of the water, startled. Naruto walked in and got in.

"Naru-tan, where's your towel?"

"Do I need a reason to be nude around my own Sekirei?" He ever so slightly tilted his head to the right.

Matsu scooted over to him. She laid her head down on his chest. Naruto brushed her hair out of her face and pulled her onto his lap. She glowed a red hue and began to give out a low chuckle.

"Ufufufuf… Naru-tan is big in the most important part of the body! Ufufufu!" She licked her lips.

"Well, when I transcended my humanity to become a god, my old body couldn't take the stress of the Shinju, and I exploded."

"What do you mean by 'exploded'?"

Naruto formed a clone, had it walk a distance away out of the hot spring, still in sight, and proceeded to implode on itself. Matsu picked her jaw up.

"Wait how are you here then!?"

"Well, I almost died, but the Shinju's power kept me alive. I just reformed into the body I have now." Naruto said casually.

Matsu gave up and facepalmed. How could he act so casual about this?! She sighed and relaxed into his arms.

(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━ ﾟ. * ・ ｡ﾟ

Naruto looked up into the night sky. He held up a glass with wine in it, and drank.

"Usagi."

Kaguya appeared next to him, head bowed.

"Call out black Zetsu."

"Yes, Master."

She stood, and out of her, Black Zetsu came forth. Naruto opened a scroll, and a white Zetsu appeared. They looked at the other and walked towards each other. They walked into each other and merged to form Plant Man!(Shameless Megaman plug) Naruto threw an old Akatsuki cloak at him.

"I want you to go get all the Sekirei bodies. Go through Hiroto Minaka's files if you must."

Zetsu nodded and sunk into the ground.

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So this isn't a long chapter. I know. But I had to get you guys a new chapter, work be damned! Also, read Saga of the Seven Legends! Do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams! Also, I'm going to make the next chapters bigger! Better! Longer! And more confusing plot! Well, anyways. As always, I'll see you next time!