Okay, so, yeah- yesterday I was totally thinking about Blaine reading The Fault in Our Stars XD

Alright, here we go! Two drabbles a day up until the 12th when I leave. Now, since I fucked up the counting (I don't like math) I'm going to upload three drabbles on the 12th- since my flight is on the morning of the 13th.

Wine into Water

"Blaine."

"Hmph?"

"You're drunk."

"M'not," mumbled Blaine as he leaned against Kurt's chest, one hand still gripping his glass and the other on Kurt's back, under his shirt.

"You are, and you know it." Kurt got up from the couch and pulled Blaine after him, towards the kitchen. It was relatively quiet- most of the people were in the living room, besides Puck and Quinn, who stood by the fridge and made out loudly. Kurt ignored them, finding a clean glass and filling it with tap water. He pushed it into Blaine's hand, taking away the alcohol.

"Hey!" moaned Blaine.

Kurt crossed his arms. "Drink."

Blaine pouted. "No."

"Blaine," said Kurt, rolling his eyes.

"Kurt," mimicked Blaine.

"You know you'll thank me later when your hangover isn't absolutely demoralizing like last time."

Blaine sighed. He could be drunk, but not drunk enough to forget how a hangover feels. "What do I get from it? If I drink this water, what would you give me?"

Kurt caught on quickly enough and decided to play along. He ducked to whisper in Blaine's ear. "I'll give you head."

A smile bloomed on Blaine's lips. He reached and grabbed the cup of water, emptying it with one long gulp.

Kurt smirked. "Not so uncooperative now, huh? C'mon, let's get you another one." He took the glass from Blaine and turned to the sink to refill it, but before he could turn back, a pair of warm arms wrapped around his waist.

Blaine rested his head on his shoulder and whispered in his ear, "What do I get for another?" before nibbling on the lobe.

"Mm, let me think. Another glass would be… sex in the shower tomorrow morning, and I'll fuck you against the shower door."

Blaine's breath was growing faster, and Kurt could feel his erection pressing against his thigh. "And another?" he muttered, his hips grinding against Kurt's.

Kurt was beginning to pant. "I'll get you off now. I can feel how much you want it."

"Fuck."

"Bathroom, now."

"Lead the way."

*looks at title and laughs at the stupid pun* Oh, I'm a genius.