Uh… so… Pirate!Blaine.
I have zero knowledge about pirates.
So instead- Halloween! Blaine in a pirate costume :D
Title from Florence and the Machine's Drumming Song.
IMPORTANT!
I'm going away between the 13th and the 23 of July.
You already know the drill- two drabbles per day until the 12th, on which three drabbles will be posted.
Sweeter Than Heaven, Hotter Than Hell
Kurt's jaw dropped to the floor as soon as he opened the door. Blaine stood there, blushing, in a deadly seductive pirate costume.
He looked sweeter than heaven and hotter than hell.
"You like it?" he mumbled shyly.
Kurt shut his mouth, swallowed, and replied, "I love it."
"Really?"
Kurt swatted his arm playfully. "Yes, really," he said, and didn't ogle his ass at all when he walked in.
They left to the party twenty minutes later, (after Blaine had convinced Kurt his hair looked just fine and his minimalistic outfit- the merman to Blaine's pirate- was gorgeous) happily hand holding and smiling at each other every time they shared a glance. As soon as they walked in, they were targeted with three whistles and a catcall from Santana.
They decided it was time to get drunk, and moved to the bar, occasionally leaving it to dance for a song or two.
The parts of Blaine's costume gradually came off the drunker he became. First, the hat. Then, eye-patch. His vest followed, with the decorative belt that held the plastic sword. Kurt didn't have much to take off, so he sufficed with grinding against Blaine completely inappropriately to the loud beat, kissing him when he got the chance and whining under his breath when he didn't.
"You taste nice," mumbled Blaine after his lips got practically dismembered under Kurt's intoxicated ones.
"You do, too," purred Kurt, letting his hands roam all over Blaine's compact, exposed body.
They kissed again, all tongue and no breath, Kurt's hands pulling Blaine close and Blaine's hands scratching marks on Kurt's shirtless back.
"Let's go home," Kurt whispered.
"So we can make loooooove?" Blaine sing-songed, grinning.
"Absolutely," Kurt replied, pulling him towards the door, picking up random bits of his costume along the way.
Blaine giggled. "Awesome."
About Kurt's merman costume: well, he obviously wouldn't wear a long, tight skirt to mimic a tail, so I thought he might go for a pair of skin-tight shorts painted to look like scales, with maybe some decorations over his chest, arms and hair.
I left the description out so you can imagine it just how you want it to be. He's shirtless anyway, so who cares. ;)