Chapter 25 Mario owes something
Two koopas in black suits, and with briefcases in their hands walk up to the counter, place them on the counter, and open them without a word. Mario walks up to the counter along with the other members.
"Can I not help you?" Mario asks raising an eyebrow.
"Are you Mario Mario?" One of them asks a paer in their hands.
"And what if I am?" Mario asks.
"Then you will be sued for every miserable thing you owe until you pay off your debt or return the cheese you bought but never paid for, fatty!" The other shouts.
"So this is a good cop bad cop thing?" Luigi asks crossing his arms over his chest, and pointing at them with one.
"Oh, um...I'm not Mario."
"But it says the letter M on your hat," Shaggy corrects as Mario gives him a 'shut up or I'll kill you' look." What else does it stand for? Metal? Mariposa? Max? And last I checked you were a Mario brother."
One of them grabs Mario by his collar, and shoves the paper down his shirt. They both walk out without a word.
"Mario what did you do this time!?" Luigi shouts at Mario.
"Well, I bought over ten mil in foreign cheese from a guy that looked like Osma ben Latin, so I guess he wants his money now," Mario replies rather calmly.
"T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t," Luigi stutters too stunned to even think.
Rosalina slaps him causing him to snap out of it.
"T-ten mil!?" Luigi shouts at him as Mario shrugs.
"They were good cheese," Mario replies," but don't worry! They'll have to take my house if they want to get their money!"
"YOU IMBECILE!" Luigi shouts jumping up and down," THAT-A MEANS WE WILL NOT-A BE-A TOGETHER ANYMORE!"
"Well...that's what they're gonna have to do, since I already it ate all."
Mario laughs as Luigi's left eye twitches, and he runs out the glass window, leaving a Luigi shaped hole.
"What the hell!?" Bowser shouts walking by on the other side of the street. He walks up to the window, and looks into the shop." What's wrong with Green Stache?"
"It's a long story," Rosalina sighs as Mario chuckles.