"Luigi, Mario's about to jump off the highest building in the city…..again!" shouted Wario, running into the restaurant with a sack of money slung over his left shoulder.
"WHAT!?" shouted Luigi, nearly dropping his sub on his pants, looking at Wario with a shocked look." WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING!?"
"I have a sack full of money slung over my shoulders, a vendetta over Mario for his popularity and other things, and really short, chubby, meaty legs what makes you think I'm fast enough to get there in time?" retorted Wario, snorted loudly as he turned to leave." Man, you're dumber than that man who keeps losing to an animal despite having an I.Q. of three hundred, and multiple robots that could easily take care of him."
As he walked out of the restaurant, causing Luigi to run out of the store like a Yoshi fluttering in midair, Dr. Eggman knocked him to the ground with one heavy punch; quickly grabbing the sack of money and running off into the distance as fast as Sonic.
"HEY!" shouted Wario, scrambling to his feet, kicking his feet up, flutter-kicking in midway before Fred Flinstoning after him." GET BACK HERE WITH MAI MONEY!"
Lucky for Luigi, the clock tower was just a couple of blocks and a turn around the corner away, so he really could have walked fast and no amount of time would be wasted. A crowd of people were formed around the clock tower, two police cars, an ambulance and a Coca-Cola truck about three feet away from the base of the tower; gazing up in awe at the Plumber a foot away from the edge of the ledge.
"What do we do? Princess Peach never taught us how to handle stuff like this," said One Toad, scratching his…...mushroom cap, his face contorted in deep thought." Do we get a ladder, or do we just yell out for somebody to save him?"
"I guess we just shout something up to him," said Another Toad, grabbing a mega-phone conveniently placed next to a ladder long enough to get to the top, and a giant piece of cloth to use of he jumped." PUT DOWN THE GUN AND SLOWLY BACK AWAY FROM THE PRINCESS BOWSER!"
"I'M NOT BOWSER!" shouted Mario, a pair of goggles on his face, a set of wings attached to his back and arms."I DON'T HAVE A GUN!"
"WE HAVE WEAPONS THAT WE ARE NOT GOING TO USE AND ARE AFRAID TO USE!" said The Toad back into the mega-phone, actually shouting into the mega-phone." STAND DOWN OR WE WILL BE FORCED TO COWER IN FEAR!"
"NO!" shouted Mario.
"ATTENTION EVERYBODY!" shouted The Toad, turning to the people behind them." YOU MAY NOW PROCEED TO COWER IN FEAR, SCREAMING RANDOM THINGS AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS LIKE IDIOTS, WHILE WE WAIT FOR SOMEBODY TO SAVE US!"
Immediately, everybody started screaming and shouting at the top of their lungs, letting it all out as Luigi quickly pushed past the crowd, walking up to the same Toad that still had the mega-phone in his hands.
"HAVE NO FEAR MAMA LUIGI'S HERE TO" began The Toad, Luigi snatching the mega-phone out of his hands.
"Gimme that!" shouted Luigi, turning on the mega-phone and directing it at Mario." MARIO WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE! AGAIN!?"
"THEY THINK I CAN'T FLY! THE WINGED KOOPA SQUAD! I'M GOING TO SHOW THEM!"
"WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? JUST WHY!?"
"BECAUSE WE CAN FLY IF WE TRULY BELIEVE! AND WE DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING FUN GOING ON IN THE CITY SO YEAH! I GOT BORED BUT MAINLY FRUSTARTED!"
"Did he just say frustarted?" asked The Toad to another Toad, who shrugged.
"MARIO WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST USE A HANGLIDER OR ONE OF THE POWERUPS WE HAVE COVIENTLY AND STRANGELY SITTING AROUND!?"
Mario blinked twice, forgetting about the power ups used in many of his games, and the power ups that everybody else forgot they could use in the case of an invasion.
"NOBODY REALLY KNOWS ABOUT THAT STUFF! THEY ALL START PANICKING LIKE MORONS!"
Everybody looked at one another, realizing that what he was saying was in fact true.
"NOW GET DOWN BEFORE-"
Suddenly, Waluigi ran up to Mario, shoving him off the edge before jumping up and down in victory that Bowser could have easily achieved himself. Everybody, except Luigi, started to scream like idiots again before looking at the clock tower once more and realizing that Mario had managed to get his overalls stuck on one of the hands.
"Not again,"groaned Luigi, remembering the last time this happened." Just like when we were little."