"GET HIM BEFORE HE GETS AWAY!" shouted The Toad Patrol, chasing Wario around a complete circle across the street from Luigiway, somehow making Wario's capture their priority." DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE!"
The Mario Bros watched in awe, taking a sip from their drinks, leaning against a mailbox right outside their shop as Wario managed to outrun the police without losing stamina, or throwing up.
"The police really are horrible at their job," said Luigi, taking a sip from his drink, shaking his head in shame." Why doesn't Peach train them?"
"Toads usually cower in fear in situations involving violence, really large monsters, Bowsers, danger, and me running around in my birthday suit," replied Mario, shrugging.
Luigi raised an eyebrow at his brother, trying his best not to imagine the last thing he said," Bro, what does that have to do with anything involving danger?" asked Luigi.
Mario shrugged," I don't know, I thought we were talking about why the police suck eggs like you did in High School?" retorted Mario, shrugging while ignoring the death glare Luigi was giving him.
"I was the Captain of the Debate team, Chess Team, The Swimming Team, The Dream Team, and even The Captain of the Girl's Swimming and Track team! Does any of that suck eggs!"
"Well, if you count being a coward, having people step over your self-esteem like a carpet, having Daisy constantly beating you up for your lunch money, and losing to Wario in an arm wrestling, then yes that does suck eggs!"
Luigi quickly threw his drink at his brother, covering his face in Diet Coke before his face was covered in Honey and Apple Juice which blinded his sight. His eyes glowed a dangerously reddish color as he screamed in agony, running down the street.
"MY EYES! MY EYES!" shouted Luigi, trying to wipe away the juice covering his eyes with his gloves, only to run into a fire hydrant.
Luigi fell to the ground with a THUD! The wind temporally knocked out of him as he lied on his back, seeing the silhouette of a fire hydrant.
"My crouch!" wheezed Luigi, raising his arms in the air before shaking his hands as if he just didn't care.
"GET HIM! CODE RED! CODE RED! LARGE MAN RUNNING AT TWENTY MILES PER HOUR AND DISABLLING ALL OF OUR VECHILES!" shouted The Toad Patrol, running after Wario who stepped on Luigi's chest, making him more dizzy.
The Toad Patrol, leaving their motorcycles at the exact spot they parked them at, ran after Wario quickly running over Luigi's chest; hand handguns ready to shoot at him with invisible bullets.