"Luigi, I understand you really need more Mario cosplayers, but why am I dressed like Mario?" asked Cindy, dressed in one of Mario's many outfits.
"I'm sorry about this, Cindy, it's just that Mario broke his foot while dancing to Footloose the other day, and I'm just trying to make it feel natural," replied Luigi, sighing loudly.
"And by natural you mean chaotic as always?" asked Cindy raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, I do," replied Luigi looking out the window." Say, what do you think happened to Rosalina?"
"Maybe she got kidnapped by Bowser because the Koopas need more milk," replied Cindy, shrugging." Do you want me to contact Ludwig?"
"Nah, it's fine I'll just talk to Bowser over there," replied Luigi pointing to Bowser who was at a nearby table a few inches away from the counter." Speaking of him, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE!?"
Bowser placed his ten foot, fifty foot wide sub down on the table." I don't know, maybe it's because I have nothing else better to do than watching over the kingdom, or yelling at Junior and Kemmy."
"Which is why you always get invaded by Mario every time you kidnap the Princess," replied Luigi shrugging as Bowser growled at him.
"You gotta lot of nerve Green-" began Boswer.
"IT'S TIME FOR THE RAWK TO SOAR DOWN AND BECOME THE HAWK HE WAS DESTINED TO BE!" shouted A Familiar Voice, knocking down the doors to the shop with one swift kick, rolling into the store and playing the electric air guitar as he went up to the counter.
Luigi blinked twice, and took a deep breath.
"That'll be two grand and we do accept visas," replied Luigi.