Disclaimer: I own nothing except for Sven and Neb.

Ben's Note of Sheer Awesome: Ok, so let me be clear. This is a week later after Alistair's proposal. Everything's ready for the wedding, things are getting heated. So, with that aside, I'm no longer deathly ill! As it turns out, I was sick enough to be hospitalized. It wasn't for too long, only a few hours, but sick enough. They got me on some medication to keep my paranoia/hallucinations/depression/cough/pain at bay, so I should be back to normal! Sort of! Still sick, just not the deadly kind!

KCL: I'm seventeen. I'm old. And I'm sorry I'm old. Anyway, glad you enjoyed the chapter. To answer your question about Honey, she's the daughter of another character I write for in a different fandom I'm eluding to. And as for the guy in Kitty's head? I have no idea who you're talking about.

Pickles: Well… you're welcome, I guess. Never heard that one before… but I'm glad me yelling at you guys managed to make you realize you needed to be nicer. I think it was the fact I was dying that made you be nice, but hey, whatever it was, you realized something about yourself and changed because of it, and I'm honored that it was me… only sorry I had to yell at you… shutting up.

Apple Cider: Just wondering what M ratings were to people, that's all. And I'm not sure where I'm going yet, but when I do, expect you guys to be the second to know. (The first being my family and girlfriend.) And yes, I'm still sick.

Prompt 91: Night Before

(Alistair)

Alistair didn't understand why he had to have a bachelor party. He just didn't understand it. But, for some reason, Neb insisted. "It's to make the fangirls scream in impatience," he had said with a smirk.

Alistair knew the real reason Neb wanted him to have his bachelor party. Since Neb and Lizzie were eloping (with Alistair, Kitty, Sven, and Maddie coming for support), Neb didn't get a chance for a bachelor party. Making Alistair have one was the next best thing.

Alistair sighed as he sat himself down in a booth. Currently, they were five hours into this 'bachelor party' at the Musty Muffin. Most of the guys Alistair didn't even know. The only three recognizable people straight off the bat were Neb, Muffin the bar owner, and Maddie. Why Maddie was at a bachelor's party, Alistair would never be able to guess. Something along the lines of, 'because Sven's scared of bachelor parties'.

Alistair shook his head as Maddie sat down next to him, her face covered in chocolate. "Hi! I think I'm hyper! WHEEE!"

Alistair chuckled. "Maddie, calm down. No more chocolate," Alistair said calmly.

"Aw! But I love chocolate!" Maddie pouted.

"I know, but everyone knows how you get on chocolate," Alistair chuckled, then paused. "Hey Maddie? Do you think… I'm rushing this? I love Kitty, I want this… but you and Sven are both eighteen too and you two are still taking it slow. Maybe Kitty and I are moving too fast."

Maddie was silent for a few moments. "I think you're going at the pace you need to be going at," she said. "Sven and I go slow because, let's be honest. Sven's still hesitant about love. We're going as slow as we need to go, and… I'm ok with that. But you and Kitty? You guys never could go at mine and Sven's pace."

Alistair thought this over for a few moments before smiling. "Thanks Maddie. I needed to hear that," he said, then smirked. "No marriage anytime soon then?"

"Umbrellas don't throw onions at opossums!" Maddie said with a blush.

(Kitty)

"How did I end up in this position again?" Kitty asked then hissed. "Hey! I'm sensitive!"

"Hold still! I need to angle this right!"

"Ouch!"

"Kitty, stop moving!"

Kitty pouted as she held still. She was standing in the middle of her dorm room wearing a white wedding dress. Lizzie was pinning a few sections that didn't look right to her. Sven sat nervously off to the side and watched.

"Ouch!"

"Quiet! I'm trying to make this wedding dress perfect," Lizzie said, biting her tongue. "It's my first one you know. Sven, you paying attention for when you make mine?"

"S-s-s-s-sure… I told Maddie to not mention popcorn fun time," Sven grumbled to himself.

"Why? Dress making is nothing to be ashamed of," Lizzie said with a smile. "Right Kitty?"

"You're poking me!" Kitty screeched.

"Hold still! I'm fixing your dress!"

Kitty grumbled something that should never be heard out loud. "I envy Alistair's bachelor party right now, because this is terrible," Kitty grumbled. She then looked over at Sven. "Speaking of, why aren't you over there?"

"Um, w-w-w-w-well… bachelor p-p-p-p-p-parties normally has… g-g-g-g-girls," Sven said nervously.

"Um… Sven, bachelor parties only have boys," Kitty tried to reassure.

"No, he's right, there's girls," Lizzie said, shivering. "Neb tells tales… its wonder how he isn't more scared than he is already."

"Er… this is why Alistair's my rock and not anyone else," Kitty said. "Anyway, Sven, I'm sure even if there are girls, and I doubt there are, that you can remain faithful to Maddie."

"Its n-n-n-n-not that," Sven said worriedly. "Girls who aren't W-w-w-w-w-wonderlandian scare me!"

"That's… oddly specific," Lizzie commented.

"I'm not running in fear of y-y-y-y-you, am I?" Sven said.

"He makes a good point," Kitty said. "Everything's ok Sven. Maddie will always be there to protect you. Speaking of… thinking of getting married like me and Alistair and Neb and Lizzie?"

Sven paled and promptly fainted. Lizzie looked up at Kitty and sighed. "He loves Maddie, but I don't think marriage is a good thing to be on his mind right this second," Lizzie said.

"Hey, I asked because he's not dating Neb," Kitty smirked.

Lizzie turned a deep shade of red. "What is that supposed to mean?!"

"Nothing Lizzie. Absolutely nothing," Kitty giggled. She then thought to herself, This will get her back for poking me a lot… OUCH! Lizzie, that hurts!

BN: This one I felt was a bit rushed, but what can I do? This one was to get all of the pre-wedding jitters out of Alistair and just have fun with Lizzie, Sven, and Kitty. This was more of a fun chapter than a serious one to get us ready for the big wedding, which I will confirm is the next chapter. The struggle for waiting is real people! I will write it as soon as I can, don't you worry! I'm still recovering from my illness, so we'll see how soon I get it out! Till next time guys!

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