Well I couldn't just ignore the news in the HP fandom, could I?
Luckily a huge chuck of the Glee fandom are Potterheads as well.
And, also, like, Klaine themselves are Potterheads, so this fic actually makes sense.
(It's also written in text-message form, so, y'aknow. And title from Starkid, because duh.)
And To Magical Beasts
To Kurt
Kurt kurt kurt kurtttttt why aren't you picking up your phone!
To Blaine
I'm working, Blaine. Is it urgent?
To Kurt
You're not gonna believe thisss oh my god I'm dying hereeee
To Kurt
You know who we haven't heard from in a while?
To Blaine
I told you, Mercedes is busy with recording now, she hasn't abandoned us for new glamorous LA friends.
To Kurt
NO not Mercedes
To Kurt
HARRY POTTER
To Blaine
Yeah, well, so what, it's still the best series in the world even if we don't have any new books or movies.
To Kurt
THAT'S THE THING! We doooo
To Kurt
We do have a new movie!
To Blaine
What are you talking about?
To Kurt
Make sure you're alone, go to the New York Times site and start screaming
To Blaine
Is this what I pray to god it is?
To Blaine
OH MY GOD NO WAY NO WAY OH MY GOD BLAINE
To Blaine
Blaine this is huge oh my god is this real please tell me it's real if it's real I think I'll die
To Blaine
We're going to watch it together wearing full on costumes I know you still got your Gryffindor uniform we're going to the midnight screening and everything I don't care
To Kurt
It's going to be so awesome Kurt it's going to be the best thing ever they say it's going to take place in the 1920's in AMERICA think of how awesome that would be!
To Blaine
SO AWESOME!
To Blaine
Oh crap Isabelle needs me! Ugh ugh ugh I need to go.
To Blaine
Not before you make an unbreakable vow to watch it with me, though.
To Kurt
I vow to you we'll watch it together. :)
To Blaine
Yes! Okay, okay, I gotta go. Bye!
To Kurt
Bye, Kurt.