Hi there! My name is Franklin Delano Donut, and it is an absolute pleasure to meet you! This is such a special occasion; I almost feel like I should roll out the brown carpet!
What's that, Simmons? No, I didn't mean red. I know my colors. Yeesh.
Anyway, welcome to Red Base! Come on, I'll take you around the rear. Sometimes Grif likes to nap at the bottom of the ramp, so it might be a bit of a stretch to get in, but I'm sure we can reach around him! Oh, and I can show you my garden on the way! The only place with enough light is on a little bit of a slope, so I hope you're okay with some uphill gardening.
Something wrong, Simmons? Oh, looking for Sarge? If you see him, can you tell him I'm doing a different take on my daily wine and cheese hour, just for him? Yeah! It's going to be all about beer and tasting sausage!
Oh, okay. Bye Simmons!
No, no, wait a second. Let's make sure he's really gone.
Yeah, he is. Alright, listen up, rookie. I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
I know exactly what I'm doing.
Yes, I know this armor is pink. I know what 'sausage tasting' and 'uphill gardening' are. Give it two days in this fucking place and you'll see. You will literally go insane of boredom if you don't come up with something to do. Sarge builds his robots, Grif exerts an inordinate amount of energy into not exerting energy, and Simmons bends himself over for Sarge. Me? I just see how much I can make people squirm.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun. Someone's coming. Hey, don't blow my cover, and learn from the best.
Oh, HI THERE SARGE! You know that baseball diamond we were talking about making? I just had the BEST idea! We should add a fifth base!
You know how much I love tossing balls!