Chapter 106

Jasper

Our honeymoon was just perfect once I got over the shock at what my wife had done to Tanya and Kate. I knew that it was a warning, if anyone messed with me she would quite literally tear them apart. I didn't feel sorry for Tanya or Kate although they had been egged on by Emmett and Peter, I didn't think for one moment they took any persuading and I had not been at all comfortable with what happened, I felt I belonged to Bella and no other woman should get that close.

When Jay and I got a chance to talk, about two weeks in, those girls were insatiable not that either of us were complaining, we discussed what we thought might happen to Peter and Emmett.

"You don't think the girls have decided to let it go then?"

"No Jay, do you?"

He grinned,

"You know I never met anyone like Alice, Bella either, they are scarily formidable and no I don't think they've finished yet but I assume the guys will have taken precautions. I know I would."

"And just how do you prevent Alice and Bella getting at you exactly? One can see what's going to happen and the other can stop you doing anything. Oh I think they will get their revenge and I for one am going to stay as far away as possible."

"Me too. I wonder how nervous they are."

"Very if they've got any sense at all."

Emmett

Seeing what Bella and Alice had done to Tanya and Kate I could only imagine what my fate might be and Peter was equally as nervous. On top of which we were in deep shit with Esme, Carlisle and Carmen, Eleazar was the only one who didn't condemn us out of hand for inciting the girls when as Peter said,

"Fuck me, they were volunteering before we said a word. Incite? How the fuck do you incite a nympho?"

It wasn't so bad for Peter, he and Charlotte left soon after Jazz and the others but I was left with the glares and cold shoulder from everyone. Even Rose would hardly speak to me. I just hoped Peter was getting the same treatment from Charlotte, it was only fair after all.

"What do you think Bella and Alice will do to me?"

Rose looked at me over the fashion magazine she was reading,

"No idea but I'm sure it will be something creative."

"Thanks Rosie, I feel so much better for hearing that."

"Well what do you expect me to say? Fancy bringing Tanya and Kate in on your little plan, if that wasn't a red rag to a bull I don't know what was and oh yes…..I've got a question for you too."

"Oh? What?"

"Just when did you and your partner in crime find the time to meet up with Tanya and Kate to plan your little escapade? I don't remember you sneaking off while I was here."

I hesitated but there was no way of avoiding an answer and she put the magazine down staring at me impatiently.

"Peter spoke to them on the phone and we met them when we went hunting….in the forest. You were busy."

"Oh I bet I was and just how long did it take to set all this up? Or did they help you with that too?"

I was digging myself in deeper with every answer but I couldn't lie to Rose, she always knew when I tried to do that and it invariably made matters worse.

"We had a lot to do, getting that old warehouse set up just right and there wasn't anyone else we could ask, so they offered to help out. We were busy all the time Rosie honest."

"So you and Peter spent all that time in an abandoned warehouse with the Denali sisters and you were busy all the time? How long did it take for you to surrender?"

"What?"

"Well they are relentless so they wouldn't give up. Did they want to practice?"

I closed my eyes and groaned,

"I thought so, and whose place did you take Emmett?"

"Jay's but they never stripped me, well not right off, and there was no paint involved obviously."

"Obviously but you were stripped?"

"Well we needed to know the location equipment would work properly with the smoke and all that so yeah."

"And just what was Peter doing while you were being stripped off by Kate?"

"It was Tanya actually."

I hunched waiting for the blow but it never came, none of the females in the family trusted Tanya because she was man mad, even more than the other two.

"I thought Tanya attacked Jazz?"

"She did, well she didn't attack him exactly, it was just a stupid prank that's all Rosie love."

"Do not Rosie love me! Why Tanya, did you ask for her?"

"No, I love you Rosie I would never do that. Its just she and Kate decided between them. Kate watched from the observation booth with Peter as they gave instructions to Tanya."

"What fun! Does Charlotte know all the sordid little details?"

I shrugged,

"I don't know, she knew enough to lure the girls out to that shack."

"Yes, shame they didn't ask me, I'd have jumped at the opportunity. Still maybe they will next time."

"You think they might go after Tanya and Kate again?

"Oh no you misunderstand, I mean when they come for you and Peter."

I gulped, I wasn't going to get any help from Rose then and the Denali girls had threatened to kill us if they saw us again, this had backfired badly.

Peter

"How long is this going on?"

Charlotte turned to me looking the picture of innocence,

"What?"

"This moaning at me and giving me the cold shoulder?"

"Make your mind up Peter, either I'm moaning at you or I'm giving you the cold shoulder which is it?"

"Look, we made a mistake, we went a little too far maybe but no one got hurt…..well they did but that wasn't my fault. How were we to know Bella would go ape shit and rip the sisters apart?"

"Well perhaps it's taught you a lesson."

"What? Look it was a bucks night, we did what bucks do. There was no lap dancing, no strippers, fuck me what did you expect? A little hunting and get them tucked in before midnight."

"Oh I think there's a happy medium don't you? Besides it would have been better if you hadn't chosen the queens of lust as your partners. We all know what Tanya and her sisters are capable of and a wedding band wouldn't put them off, it never has. Look at Carlisle."

"Hey, that's nothing to do with me, I was nowhere near at the time, not that it would stop you laying blame at my feet. I'm amazed you don't blame me for the Great Fire of London or the fucking plague."

She looked at me one eyebrow raised,

"Only because you weren't born then Peter or I would."

Emmett

Peter rang me a couple of days before the others were due back to see if I'd heard anything.

"Nope."

"Do you know where Tanya and Kate are?"

"No, if I did Rose would use it against me, as it is all I get are scowls these days."

"Yeah? Join the club brother. If you hear anything you will let me know won't you?"

"Of course, we're in this together remember."

"How could I forget? I've got a mate watching my every move and reminding me that it's my own fault. Do me a favor and next time I have a kick ass idea, kick my ass to remind me the trouble it causes."

"Will do but it was kick ass wasn't it?"

"Yeah, and worth every minute of the pain since my friend. See you soon."

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