Chapter 107

Peter

I looked at Charlotte as if she were mad,

"You did what?"

"Esme and Carlisle invited us for a welcome home party for the honeymoon couples and I accepted.

"Are you out of your fucking mind? I can't go there, Bella and Alice are after my ass to nail to a wall."

"Then stay here but I am going."

"Great, what does Emmett have to say?"

"Probably the same as you but then he has no choice, he lives there. Unless of course you invite him to join you here. You can hide under the covers together, that would be so sweet."

I couldn't believe she was doing this to me! Well I'd show her,

"Yeah I think I might do that, see if Emmett wants to join me for an extended hunt."

"Coward."

"True, I rather like my anatomy the way God, or nature, designed it."

Emmett

I was on pins and needles waiting for Bella to get back because I knew we weren't safe, far from it, so when Peter rang and invited me to go on a hunting expedition with him I jumped at the opportunity. Of course Rose called me a coward but I didn't care, I'd rather be called a coward than end up in pieces like the girls had.

"And just what will you two be hunting? Peter lives on human blood or were you thinking of looking up a couple of women to entertain you?"

"Rose for God's sake give it a rest, I already told you I didn't do anything."

Peter

Charlotte went off in a huff but I'd rather have her angry at me for a while than make myself a sitting duck for Bella's wrath, I'd seen the effects of that and I wanted no part, no siree. I picked Emmett up as I dropped Charlotte off at the airport and he was subjected to the same glare I'd endured for fucking weeks now.

"She doesn't look happy."

"No but I am, it's a relief to see a friendly face Em."

"Yeah I know how you feel, Rose hasn't stopped giving me the third degree since she found out I played Jay's part when we checked the warehouse out."

"You told her? Are you fucking nuts? Never admit to anything. If she tells Char then I am going to be cut off from my conjugal rights for another fucking month!"

"I couldn't lie to her Peter, she knows when I try that and she gets vicious then."

I took Emmett into the mountains to hunt and to be honest I enjoyed it, he made it into a competition, trying to track the biggest bear or cougar although I drew the line at drinking the blood, couldn't quite stomach that. Afterwards he hung around while I hunted and then we made our way back to the house looking forward to a few days of peace, quiet, and a little fun. I'd gotten into computer games recently and Em was going to show me a few cheats. I'd got fed up of dying at the end of one level on the fucking game!

We'd just settled down with the TV on and controllers in our hands when there was the sound of a car coming down the drive and it sounded sick. I sighed and threw my controller down going to the door mumbling to myself as I wrenched it open before the person outside could knock.

"What?"

"I'm really sorry but our car seems to be breaking down and yours were the only lights we could see. Are you any good with engines?"

I shook my head,

"Emmett, you want to have a look at the engine of this lady's car?"

We went back with her to the car where the other girl was peering inside the engine bay but it was pretty obvious she had no idea what she was looking for. The two girls were young and really beautiful both dressed for a night out and I was glad Charlotte wasn't here, she'd probably accuse me of setting the encounter up the mood she was in! The girl looked up and smiled,

"Hi there, sorry to bother you but I don't think we'd have got much further and I hate the idea of being stuck on the road in the dark. You hear so many scary stories."

"No problem, you want to use the phone? Cell coverage out here is a bit patchy."

"No thanks, I managed to get through and the AAA tow truck should be here in about an hour but do you think I could use your bathroom?"

"Sure, help yourself, straight in, up the stairs, first door on the right."

"Thanks."

Emmett tinkered around but it was Rose who was the mechanic not him and I stood talking to the brunette who had the most hypnotic eyes.

Emmett

I had no idea what I was looking at under the hood, that was Rose's forte but I tried to look knowledgeable. I heard a sigh and a thud and lifted my head to look straight into the most beautiful pair of eyes then everything went dark. When I came to I was tied to an iron frame in the yard and looking round I saw Peter was spread eagle like me. Not only that but we were stripped to our boxers or at least I was, Peter it seemed didn't bother with them and was buck naked with the two girls standing looking at us.

It hit me that this was Bella's payback. Well it could be worse, no one was hurt and neither Char nor Rose could see us but then one of the girls winked at me and I saw her hold up a camera. God, they were going to take photo's of us and I was sure they would appear in the mail or maybe even on the internet. I closed my eyes praying that aliens would appear to beam me up but instead I felt warm lips on mine and a hand trailing down my chest, across my belly, and then fingers curled in the waistband of my boxers and I tensed.

"I bet you're wondering what I'm going to do aren't you Emmett?"

I opened my eyes to look up into those strange ones,

"Who are you? Bella sure has some strange friends"

"She sends her regards by the way, Alice too."

The elastic was stretched and then I felt a spray against my skin. She was getting us back by doing the same to us as we did to Jazz and Jay. Well I could live with that. I heard Peter hiss,

"Fuck that stings, you could a warmed it first darlin'."

Of course their car started first time and we heard them laughing as they drove away leaving us still chained to the iron frames.

"Well I guess it could have been worse Peter."

"You think? Where are the others?"

"What others?"

"Well those two little beauties were human so who knocked us cold, carried us and put up these frames?"

I hadn't thought of that.

"You think Bella and Alice are around?"

"I don't know but I'm not staying like this to find out."

I heard a screeching of metal and joined Peter in pulling the chains free and climbing upright looking down to see I'd been sprayed gold, it was soaking through the front of my boxers and turning to Peter I saw he was bright pink.

He saw the thoughts before I spoke them,

"One word. just one, and I'll sandpaper the fucking paint off you."

We grabbed our clothes which had been folded neatly on the ground and looked around cautiously but we couldn't see anyone else, if Bella and Alice had been here they hadn't gotten close but there was a strange scent. That must have been whoever helped the two human girls but I memorized it and hoped one day to match it to its owner.