CHAPTER 7 PAYBACK AND REUNIONS
It was a cool early morning the sun hadn't even began to peak out over Konoha when a young blonde girl of about twelve years old with two pig tails and an orange jump suit, strolls up to the main gate. She looks over to the check in both and walks over to them. It was two guys who looked like they were bored out of their minds while playing a game of cards. One with a bandage going over his nose and the other had his hair down over the side of his face
"Hi there" she said
"Oh hi." The one with the bandage said looking up at her "how can I help you?"
"I was given this note by a guy named Kakashi he told me to meet him here today" she said as she handed the guard the note.
"Alright just tell me your name and sign in please." Kotetsu asked
"Oh I'm Naruko." She said with a giggle
"Alright I just need to see some ID and have you sign in." he replied
"Alright" she said as she pulled out an ID and showed it to him and she signed in
"Well enjoy your time here in Konoha" the guard said as she started to walk away.
"Oh ok I will." She said happily.
'Alright time to get to work.' Naruko said to herself with an evil smirk as she rubbed her hands together
FLASHBACK
Team seven had stopped for the night to rest on their way back from the land of waves.
"So when do you think you'll get reach the village" Naruto asked
"Well with the pace we are going I would say sometime tomorrow afternoon." Kakashi said
"Alright time to hold up your end of the bargain." Naruto said
"Right." Kakashi said as he pulled out a piece of paper
"Now make it out to say 'Naruko' alright" Naruto said
"Why Naruko?" Kakashi asked
"It's one of my aliases." Naruto explained
"How so?" Kakashi asked
"Check it." Naruto said as Sakura walked into the room and he held up his fingers and did the transformation Jutsu and in his place was a naked girl with only smoking covering her girly areas. At this Sakura's jaw dropped in horror and Kakashi got a nose bleed launching him backwards knocking him out. "haha works every time." naruto laughed as he changed back to his normal mercenary attire
"What the hell was that." Sakura yelled as she came over to him with murder in her eyes.
"My sexy jutsu, works great for getting information from guys." Naruto said with a smile at his antics.
"It is shame full and disrespectful towards women." Sakura berated him as Kakashi came too and got up.
"And your acting as if I am supposed to care." He said giving her a glare to match her murderess one getting her to back down "I only go all out like that when I want to show it off." He said getting her to recoil in confusion.
"Ah so innocent." Naruto says as he pinches the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger "you see guys are more willing to give out information while one drunk, two to some hot bimbo they are trying to impress, I simply use it as a tool. You're just jealous I am hotter than you." He finished with a smirk
"What no I'm not. I mean no you're not… hotter than me that is." she fubbled with her words
"Damn he has you pegged and he does have a point he is pretty hot in that form I wonder…" inner Sakura drifted off
'No I am not having this conversation with you again we are after Sasuke, and I don't even want to know about that wondering you're doing.' Sakura shot at her inner self.
"He has a point." Kakashi said
"Sensei!?" she replied in shock
"Kunoichi use that technique to gather information all the time you'll learn to use it later on, it's easier to get information from a guy who is drunk and thinks he is impressing a girl, he has just made a loop hole for himself to use it as well." Kakashi said "kind of ingénues actually. But I doubt it will get you past the main gate, they look for henges."
"Well I ain't been caught yet and I have been through some pretty tough security." Naruto replies. "But I'll catch you guys later meet me at the Hokage tower when you get back, I have some things I need to get together if I am gonna prank the whole village in one day" he says as he jumps off into the trees.
END FLASHBACK
The third Hokage strolled into his office as if it where any other day the sun had just come up thirty minutes ago and he had to get going on work on his most hated thing in the world 'paper work'. He cringed as he thought about it and sat down at his desk.
Just then his door burst open with all of the heads of the clans in frantic mob each yelling about something different.
"Everyone calm down one at a time." the hokage said trying to make sense of what was going on.
Hiashi was the first to calm himself and the hokage noticed he was wearing sun glasses and holding a cane for a blind person "Hokage sama some one snuck into the Hyuga compound and super glued these sticks to everyone's hands and these glasses to everyone's ears." He explained that was when the head of the Aburama clan stepped forward
"That would explain what happened to our entire clans glasses." The Aburama said
"Some ass hole put cat nip in all of our shampoos. Then released a shit ton of cats into our compound." Tsume Inuzuka said while a couple of cats where hanging off her even the infamous Torra was latched on to her. "get off me you damn cats!" she yelled as she grabbed one and threw it out the window.
"Someone switched all of our food to diet." Choza Akamichi piped out.
"Someone took one pawn from every one of our shogi sets." Shikaku Nara reported calmly
"And someone painted all the red roses white and all the white roses red in my wife's flower shop." Inoichi Yamanaka said after that everyone started to go crazy again talking at the same time.
"QUITE!" the hokage yelled above all of them, getting them to calm down again "I will dispatch an ANBU squad to each of your compounds to investigate what happened." He said and they all nodded seeing that was all he could really do.
They accepted it and began to walk out, Tsume stopped for a second and grabbed the cat was crawling up her back and threw it into the and walked out but the cat mearly got up and chased after her again "GODDAMN CATS!" he heard her yell from down the hall
"Ah today is going to be a long day." He sighed 'well at least we know where Torra is going to be,' thinking on the positive side as he reached for his hidden compartment in his desk. 'but anyway I'm gonna need this earlier then I thought.' He said to himself as he opened the compartment and reached in but to found it was empty except for a little note. "the hell?" he said as he pulled out the note and began to read it.
'dear pervy old man, I have taken your dirty books and hidden them somewhere only way you will find them is if follow my clues each clue will bring you to a new clue and bring you one step closer to finding what your seek. Sincerely the prankster"
The hokage eyes widened as he stared in horror then looked on the back of the note and found the clue reading 'man's best friend'
'Whoever did this is will pay.' He vowed as he crumpled up the note and rushed out of the office.
A short while later a blonde was sitting at a ramen stand eating her third bowl of pork ramen smiling happily
'Dear god this is awesome.' She thought to herself 'this is better than sex.'
"How would you know that you're still a virgin." Kurama said to the blonde
'I was… well… um shut up I'm eating' the blonde said back
"Seriously how do you see out of these?" came the voice of a pissed off girl from outside the ramen stand. Naruko looked out to see three people walking in group one was a boy with a gray jacket with a high color and a pair of cheap flashy star shaped sun glasses you would pick up at a cheap road shop, the other boy had a puppy in his jacket looking pissed as a group of cats followed him around. The third member was girl with bluish black hair wearing a gray jacket that ended at her midriff and it was unzipped with a full fish net shirt on under it. She also had on a pair of black sunglasses and a blind man's cane.
'Ha, it's good to be the king.' Naruko said to her self
"Don't you mean the queen?" Kurama snickered
'Fuck off.' Naruko said to the fox demon as she went back to eating. While the group of three walked into the ramen stand
"Can't you just use your Byakugan?" kiba asked
"Tried that still cant see through them." She said getting more pissed off "the hell are these things made of shino?"
"Oh hi Hinata hime, Kiba kun, Shino kun." Ayame said as she saw them come in "oh whats with the new looks?"
"Don't get us started." Kiba said as they sat down "can we just get the usual." He asked then he looked over at Naruko who was inhaling her ramen. "gezz slow down it ain't going anywhere."
"Maybe but it's just so good." She said as she finished slurping the noodles she had in her mouth and gave him a smile
"Excuse me but is your friend over there blind?" Naruko asked just loud enough so Hinata could hear her
"Who the hell is that?" Hinata yelled swinging the cane around smacking Kiba in the back of the head with it knocking him to the ground and all the cats pounced on him.
"Oh damn't Hinata chan watch were you're swinging that thing." Kiba said as he got up throwing the cats off of himself, and gets back into his seat.
"Sorry but I can't see a damn thing with these glasses." She replied in pissed off tone as kiba looked back at Naruko who had a new bowl of ramen in front of her along with four empty ones
"Well apparently someone decided to play some pranks today and hit all the major clans." Kiba said as Naruko finished the ramen she had just in her mouth
"Well that's not nice." She said innocently
"Yeah put cat nip in my shampoo and released a bunch of cats into my home, took Shino's glasses over there glued them on to Hinata's face along with a blind man's cane to her hand." He said then looked at her more closely "I haven't seen you around here before you new?"
"Yeah just came in this morning I am supposed to meet some guy named Kakashi later today when he gets back." She said with a smile
"Wait you just got in today?" Hinata asked getting suspicious "did you have anything to do with these pranks?" she accused
"What no I would never do anything like that I just came here early cause I wanted to see the village and get some of this amazing ramen I have heard about." She said defensivly and as innocently as possible.
"Calm down Hinata she said she got here this morning whoever did this hit every major clan they would be working through the night to get all of us." Shino said in a calm monotone voice
"Guess your right some civilian would never be able to pull this off" Hinata sighed "but I am still watching you." she threatened as she pointed off outside the ramen stand.
"Ah Hinata sama was it? I'm over here." Naruko said
"Oh right." She corrected pointing at where the voice came from.
Just then they heard a rush of footsteps come up and stop at the ramen stand and then the hokage walked in calmly.
"Hokage sama?" shino and kiba said with confusion as they jumped up then Hinata hearing jumped up as well "Hokage sama."
"What brings you down her sir?" Kiba asked
"Well I just wanted to see how everyone is doing I heard about what happened and wanted to see how bad it really was." The hokage explained
"I don't know who did this but we will make them pay sir." Hinata said vengefully.
"I put groups of ANBU on the case we should know soon enough, by the way have any of you seen anything out of the ordinary in here?" he asked with hopeful eyes "anything like a clue?"
"Clue?" they asked confused looking at each other.
"No sir just this new girl." Kiba said pointing over to Naruko
"Oh and who might you be young lady?" the hokage asked
"I'm Naruko I just got here this morning I am supposed to meet a man named Kakashi later today." She said sweating a bit hoping her cover wasn't blown before the fun could end
"Hmn well Kakashi won't be her for a little while yet." He said looking at her
"Well there is a note over there on the bulletin board that says 'clue' on it." She said distracting the old man to look over at it. He instantly recognizes the hand writing and snatches it off the board and begins to read it
"Ah Akamichi's." he said under his breath to himself as he turned back to the kids who had a confused look to their face's. "well I am off to see what else is going on around the village I will see you all later."
"Good bye Hokage sama." They all said
"And good to meet you Naruko and welcome to the village hidden in the leaves." He says as he walks out of out of the ramen stand and gets to the next road then starts hauling ass down it.
"Well he seems nice." Naruko says as she picks up her bowl and slurps down the rest of its contents. "well I am gonna go see the rest of the village it was nice to meet all of you." She said as she paid her bill and walked out of the stand.
"Yeah you too." Kiba said waving as she walked down road.
"That was too close with the hokage." Kurama said
'Yeah I know.' She sighed 'well while they are distracted with the clans I will finish my pranks then go wait for Kakashi at the tower' she said to the demon as she started heading out to finish her plans.
It had been few hours since Naruko had been at the ramen stand and the sun was beginning to go down, she was sitting in front of the hokage tower.
"Damn where the hell are they?" Naruko asked out loud just then she saw Kakashi and team seven walking up the road. They walked up to the tower where Naruko was waiting "damn what took you guys so long? Stopped to see the sights?"
"Well we…" Kakashi began
"Rhetorical." Naruko said holding up her hands.
"Well I heard from the front gate someone played a joke on all of the head clans, and that the hokage has been running around the village like a chicken with its head cut off." Kakashi said only to get a wide grin from the blonde. "well if that was it I guess it wasn't too…." He began but was cut off
"Oh no that was just the pregame show I was waiting for you guys to get back to reveal my master piece." The blonde said with an evil fox smile and held her hand up to her face with two fingers pointed up. Just then she released a wave of chakra and the entire village was engulfed in different colored smoke.
Kakashi looked around as the smoke settled and first thing he saw was all of the Hokage faces on the monument had a different type of mustache painted on them along with other graffiti, and the words 'demon' and 'monster' were plastered everywhere.
"And the master piece is unveiled." Naruko said with a smile "now lets go talk to the old man so I can get my bounty back." She said as she walked into the tower.
They entered the Hokages office to find he wasn't in there. just then the hokage came in through the window with dirty and tattered robes cursing under his breath "that just great the last clue had to be on a greased up pig in the forest, and all it said was to come back here 'to find what you seek and I am not what I appear.' The fuck does that mean?" he cursed as he walked over to his desk
"Uhuhm." Kakashi cleared his throat to get the Hokages attention who looked up at them.
"Oh Kakashi good to see your back glade to get some good news today has been hell." The hokage said
"I apologize I did have a hand in making it that way." Kakashi apologized lowering his head
"What do you mean" he asked as he looked over to see the same blonde he met at the ramen stand with a fox like grin on her face holding up a bundle of books.
"Looking for something?" she said tossing them onto his desk
"Naruto?" he asked as the blonde was engulfed in smoke and was replaced by naruto wearing his mercenary gear with a black four tailed fox at his feet.
"I go by Fox now." he said looking at the old man with his arms crossed.
END CHAPTER 7
A/N alright first off with Hinata I went with the 'The Road To Ninja' version cause one of the things that made Hinata who she was, was through Naruto's actions. But since he wasn't there for her to look up to she had two paths one go rebel hard ass or totally submissive, and submissive isn't that much fun to write about. And I have caught up to what I have written so my updates will be getting spaced out more sorry no more daily updates. But I will try to get them out as fast as I can along with my other fic.