Dammit, that fucker is always on your nerves. How you ever learned to live with him, let alone tolerate his bullshit, was always a mystery.

====== CUT THE SHIT

Alright, enough lollygagging, it's time to get down to business and see to whatever it is Terezi wants to do with you down there.

====== DESCEND

You've already hated the main computer room (or douche bag central is what you proposed to call it) so of course when you found out early on that there was an entire fucking system of shitty computer labs and other weird shit on the meteor, each more twisted and just as disgusting than the last, then one can only imagine the rage, and quite possibly fear, you felt when Sollux asked you to go to the LAST FUCKING ONE ON THIS CLUSTER-FUCK OF A ROCK.

====== DESEND

You, unwilling, comply to the notion and swiftly trudge straight into the murky depths below.

====== DUCK

Of course, just to fuck up your miserable life just a tad over its already spilling, miserable contents, you straight up bonk into a low-hanging light fixture and end up tripping and then falling down the stairs. The very, long stairs.

(A soft whisper can be heard echoing in the vast darkness of the meteor, "I warned you about the stairs bro..." Then complete silence, aside from Karkat painfully somehow crashing into every step on the stairs, and then eventually reaching the bottom of the stairwell, landing with a loud, "CRACK", as he landed)

====== GET UP

After laying on the damp floor for a few minutes, you finally rise to your feet whilst rubbing your head and horns.

====== OBSERVE SURROUNDINGS

You've decided to look around and observe your surroundings and you find a problem, the problem being that there aren't any. It is pitch black all around you and you can't see a fucking thing, it's so black that you can... smell it? Now that you think about it, the entire room smells like... burning licorice? What the fuck is going on!?

After stumbling around aimlessly, and a few stubbed toes, you found a dim light up ahead and decide to head towards it. You slowly adjust to your situation and find yourself walking along a corridor, not unlike the other hundred on this hunk of rock, and the light you saw turned out to be... well what do you know. A bowl filled with flaming red candy. What are the odds.

====== EXAMINE THE PECULIAR CANDY

Regardless of the fiery sweets, you can tell that you're heading in the right direction. It's not really that hard to tell, seeing as Terezi would be the one damaged enough to burn candy, of all things, to mark their whereabouts out of your incompetent idiot team, though its not like some of them wouldn't burn things, it was just the candy that sealed the deal. What is that shit anyways? Licorice... hard candy? Absolutely disgusting.

====== CONTINUE ONWARD

Going against your better judgement, you've come to the conclusion that the only way you're going to be able to make it the rest of the way is to take the bowl and use it as a torch. You carefully pick up the bowl, trying not to spill its contents in precaution of catching on fire and making sure to hold the bottom, you head onward into the darkness ahead. On any other condition, you would have been pretty scared but with the combination of burning candy, the pain in your horns, and your inner rage, you're just able to keep sane in this shit fest of a time.

====== TRY TO EAT A SWEET

Hell no

====== APPROACH ONCOMING LIGHT SOURCE

Hmm, it seems theres another light up ahead, and you sure are happy to see it. You've had just about enough bullshit already and your ready to pass out by now. Just a few more steps an-

*SCREECH*

Hell no x2 COMBO

You make sure to keenly high tail and ABSCOND THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.