Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto

Warnings: bad language / sexual content (don't think it's anything to worry about though)

Summary: Naruto is a sophomore in highschool. He just moved to Konoha (couldn't think of anything else). And he's starting a new school. But what he doesn't know about the school he entered was that it was full of horny gay boys. Do you think he can get out of there with his virginity?

Pairings: sasunaru sainaru gaanaru nejinaru kibanaru anynaru

If any other naru suggestions put them in a review…or not idk might put kakairu in…or not

There is no main pairing now.

Italics are thoughts

Chapter 2

Why do they look hungry? Don't they eat breakfast? And why are they staring at me? Poor poor innocent Naruto.

Riiing!

Okay, next class…gym! Yes! I love gym!

Sasuke noticed Naruto was pretty happy about something. He figured it had something to do with Naruto's schedule. Wanting to find out what the blonde had next class he tripped Naruto without being seen.

"Ow! Damn!" cursed the blonde. "Hn, dobe let me help." Sasuke said/insulted/offered.

Sasuke picked up a couple papers including Naruto's class schedule. Gym, huh? Me too. This should be fun.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME TEME?!" yelled Naruto. "Hn, dobe." Sasuke responded. Naruto pouted.

"Cute" Sasuke mumbled. "You say something, teme?" Naruto asked standing up.

"Well I need to go. Later."

"Ugh! How am I supposed to find this place?" Naruto panicked.

"It seems you cannot find the gym?" asked a voice. "Ahh! Oh uh…Sai? Um yeah I can't find the gym. Heh heh." Sai took a chance and pressed his lips on Naruto's own. Naruto's eyes widened in shock because of the sudden warmth on his lips and now the wetness on them.

Then he saw a flash of red. Suddenly, he was pulled away from Sai and now running down the hall with Gaara.

"Where are we going?" asked the blonde. "We're going to gym. That is your next class." Gaara explained.

The pair finally made it to the locker room. Naruto chose a locker nearest to Gaara's, much to others disappointment.

As Naruto was working on getting changed he felt two hands lift his shirt over his head.

"Hey perv! Stop that!" the blonde yelled at his assaulter. "Aw, I only wanted to help." The strange silky voice cooed.

"Hey Neji, you heard him. Stop it." At that Neji finished his job and just lifted the shirt fully over the blonde head and kissed the ear of the blonde. Then Neji left the locker room and walked out onto the gym floor.

"Thanks… Kiba was it?" Naruto asked. "Y-" "Yes this is Kiba. But what is Kiba doing here?" Gaara interrupted.

"I just wanted to say hi to the new kid. Kiba Inuzuka's the name. and you are?" Kiba asked politely. "Naruto Uzumaki." Naruto said cheerfully, happy that he got another friend whom was currently walking out to the gym.

"I'd prefer to call you dobe" a voice whispered huskily against Naruto's ear.

Naruto jumped and turned around to point his finger at the voice. "TEME!" Naruto likes to yell.

"Dobe, get dressed before you get raped by someone other than me."

Naruto blushed. "Perverted teme!" Blondie yells again.

"Uchiha's right though. Just get dressed Naruto." Gaara said fighting back a nosebleed that came when Neji pulled Naruto's shirt off.

"whatever" Naruto mumbled as he pulled on his gym uniform.

The three boys walked out on to the gym floor only to be greeted by a green… boy in a strange spandex outfit covered by the required gym uniform. "Hello my youthful friends!" The boy said cheerfully giving the group a thumbs up and a blinding smile. "I don't think we've met yet." The boy turned to Naruto. Right now Naruto was taking all of this in.

1. the boy had thick eyebrows

2. he had a strange haircut

3. he seemed harmless

"I'm Lee new youthful friend! What is your name?" Lee asked.

"Hi Lee! I'm Naruto! Nice to meet you!" Naruto replied with cheer that rivaled Lee's.

"So uh… what's the teacher like here?" Naruto questioned.

"NO! Why did you ask that with Lee right there?!" Gaara and Sasuke shouted in unison.

"Gai-sensei?! He is the best teacher at this school! He may seem old but he is full of YOUTHFUL ENERGY!!!" Thus Lee began his monologue on youth.

Naruto sweat-dropped. "Uh…" "Just walk away dobe, walk away." Sasuke said while pushing Naruto in a direction away from Lee.

"WHAT'CHU CALL ME TEME?!?!" Dammit Naruto stop yelling!

Suddenly a man with what seemed to be identical to Lee's attire right down to the spandex bounded into the gym yelling " ALRIGHT YOUTHFUL STUDENTS!!! MAKE 100 BASKETS BEFORE THE END OF CLASS!!!" The class groaned except for Lee who cheered.

"Um… Gai-sensei? Why don't we just have a basketball game? I think it would be a lot more fun." Naruto suggested.

In response Gai turned to him. "Why YES! What a youthful idea! Now who is this student that is full of YOUTH?!" Spandex-freak yelled.

"Uh… Uzumaki Naruto, sir!" Naruto saluted.

Gai then encircled Naruto in his "Youthful Hug"(of Death).

Sasuke, being the possessive bastard, pulled Naruto away from Gai's clutch. Then of course Naruto pulls away in fear of being molested again by Sasuke.

"Okay class, Sasuke and Gaara team captains. Sasuke you choose first." Gai commanded.

"Naruto" Sasuke purred with more than just a hint of lust.

He saw Naruto's creeped out expression and felt Gaara's death glare to his side. But this only made a wide smirk appear on the Uchiha's face.

"Come Naruto" Sasuke ordered as Naruto reluctantly walked to his side.

"Good boy, so obedient aren't you?" Sasuke mocked. "Shut it teme!" Naruto said trying to fight a blush.

The teams were placed. Although there were 3 boys plus Gaara that Sasuke made every effort to keep off his team. Therefore Sai, Kiba, and Neji were on Gaara's team. But the other boys Sasuke chose weren't much better. They were pinching Naruto's ass for God's sake!

"Okay stop pinching! Wh-Who wants to jump?" Naruto stuttered. The team didn't care so they just chose Naruto.

The jumper on the other team was Kiba and Naruto had the perfect plan to get the ball.

So putting his plan in action, before Sasuke threw the ball up Naruto leaned over to Kiba and kissed him!

Thus Naruto sent the dog-boy into a daze and Sasuke into a rage. Naruto captured the ball and left Kiba to daydream until Sasuke hit the Inuzuka over the head.

The raven ran over to where Naruto was by the basket and asked him "Hey why'd you do that?" "Do what? Oh kiss him? To get the ball dumbass." Naruto replied making a basket. Oh good. It was a distraction technique. I wonder if it will work on its creator. Thought the devious Uchiha.

owari

Me: okay I know it took a lot longer to type up than expected! I'm sorry!

Sasuke: no shit it took a long time. It was sitting in your bag for weeks.

Me: I don't need any backsass from the peanut gallery!!!

Sasuke: Peanut gallery?

Me: ……. LEAVE ME ALONE!!! TT NARU-CHAN SASU'S BEING MEAN TO ME!!!

Naruto: I DON'T GIV A DAMN!!!

Me: how cruel. Anyway… review… please. thank you. I'm gonna leave now.

Sasuke: FINALLY!!

Me: SHUT UP!!!