Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto
Warnings: bad language / sexual content (don't think it's anything to worry about though) / OOC (especially Sasuke)
Pairings: lot's-of-peopleXNaru
A/N: now I'm going to beg. Pleeeeease giv me some ideas I'm writing chapter I think 6/7 now and I know I should update more but I've been going through angst and it's not going away. Sorry I haven't been updating since the beginning of the year but…. I have somewhat of a life. Okay no I don't I just procrastinate a lot. One/Two more thing(s) I'm not going to describe the clothes much in this story. Mostly because I forget. So if I fail to give you a description of clothes, or people, or places I am VERY sorry. Okay, last thing I want to clear up. The setting is based on American high school. So there will be freshmen, sophomores, juniors and seniors. I think I'm done. If there's any questions pace them in a review.
Chapter 3
I hate these people. I can't believe they switched my clothes! Naruto thought bitterly. Our little blonde uke was walking through the halls as pissed as he could get because it just so happens someone thought it would be funny to replace Naruto's clothes with a schoolgirl outfit they got from god knows where.
"Nice outfit dobe." Sasuke commented. Not even acknowledging how Sasuke appeared out of nowhere Naruto yelled "YOU! I bet you did this didn't you?!" and Sasuke's cool reply was "Why, I don't know what you're talking about Na-ru-chan." And Naruto unnecessarily retorted "AH! Fuck that! Just tell me where my clothes are dickhead!" Sasuke was having fun tormenting the blonde without even having to do anything and responded "Again with the pet names. You think of them so fast. How can a baka like you do that?"
"Don't get off subject...AND I'M NOT A BAKA, TEME!"
Honestly, deep, deep, DEEP inside Sasuke behind his perverted thoughts he felt somewhat sorry for the blonde. Although, that doesn't mean he wouldn't thank the person that switched Naruto's clothes. Because of them he got some ideas for kinky sex with his little blonde. He would definitely call one of the many fashion industries the Uchiha's owned and make at least 5 orders for skimpy outfits Naruto would look absolutely ADORABLE in. Of course because of his Uchiha pride he wouldn't use the word "adorable".
Just the thought of all the fun he'd have with Naruto gave him a nosebleed and a very unwanted (at this moment) erection.
Just the thought of Naruto under him moaning his name in that schoolgirl outfit…. Well let's just say that he may have trouble walking the rest of the day.
"Sasuke? Hello?? Teme, you have a nosebleed, and AH!! WHY'D THAT JUST GET BIGGER?!"
Naruto was not happy to say the least. I mean he already felt like less of a man with that curvy figure of his, and then people are molesting him here, he doesn't even want to think about the rapists in his hometown. But NOW Sasuke's dick decides to get bigger than Naruto's own.
With a very disturbed face Naruto mutters "Whatever… I guess I can't just let you die from blood loss. No matter how tempting it sounds."
Naruto ripped the left sleeve of the costume of death -as he calls it- and began using the small cloth to wipe Sasuke's face almost tenderly and motherly, as a mother would wipe their child's runny nose.
Kiba Inuzuka, dog-obsessed boy and high school prankster. He was very proud of himself right now. The grin on his face and the confident steps he was taking were dead giveaways. The prank he had most recently pulled was probably one of his best. He had just switched the whole school's new favorite eye candy's clothes with a schoolgirl uniform he stole from the biggest pervert in school, Sai.
Kiba knew that everyone would have a good time seeing Naruto Uzumaki in that costume or at least he knew he would… he immediately stopped walking right before turning to the right.
If he was going to enjoy seeing the blonde in that then why wouldn't other guys? Why wouldn't other guys want to take a bite out of the dessert that was Naruto?? Wouldn't other guys want to want to make the blonde theirs??
And Kiba thought he was smart.
He realized his mistake and ran around the corner in order to find the blonde and give the Inuzuka's spare change of clothes just in case some guys decided to prank him back. Once completely around the corner and a few yards away from where he made his revelation he saw Naruto in the outfit left out for him.
But then Kiba saw Sasuke Uchiha standing in front of Naruto whom was wiping at the raven's nosebleed. Rage and jealousy built up inside the dog-boy. He ran over to the couple and slapped his hand on Naruto's back once he was standing beside said Naruto.
"Hey buddy! Nice outfit." Kiba ignorantly commented.
"Haha. Very funny dog-breath," was his oh so enthusiastic reply.
Naruto decided Sasuke's nose was clean enough and turned from him to Kiba.
"Dude, cool off. I just heard about your little predicament and thought you could borrow some of my clothes an-" "REALLY?!" Naruto interrupted.
"Yea kid. They're in my backpack. Could you get them for me? They should be in the second big pocket." Kiba informed watching the blonde happily jump up and down. Dog-boy here honestly didn't know why he liked seeing this kid so happy. He actually at first just wanted to get Naruto in bed. Now he's not so sure what he wants.
"Thanks Kiba! I owe ya one," Naru-ke innocently said giving Kiba one of his signature bright smiles. The Uzumaki teen began to search through the older boy's rugged pack. He grabbed something that felt like cloth and blushed.
"Is something wrong Naruto-chan?" Kiba sang knowingly. He knew that he had a few pairs of edible underwear somewhere. And he felt extremely lucky today because he found them this morning in Iruka-sensei's "class" as the teacher calls it.
"U-u-um. Nope nothing!!" Naruto stuttered as he shoved the garments back into the ripped bag with a very bright red face. He then proceeded to search for the extra clothes, carefully avoiding anything else that could be used during an intimate moment. After navigating his hands through those things he found a pair of light blue jeans and a maroon shirt with long black and red striped sleeves.
"Am I being ignored now?" asked a very clueless and dazed Sasuke. (A/N: Yes! XP)
"Well yea, you continue to ponder that thought teme. I'm going to the bathroom to change." Naruto replied to the raven that was now glaring at the ceiling for no reason. Blondie gleefully skipped to the restroom that was so conveniently placed to the group's right. All the while our retarded Uchiha was glaring and shaking his fist at the ceiling yelling, "I am not retarded!! And who are you?!"
"…" replied the ceiling.
"Stop mocking me!!" the usually stoic boy ordered. "Wait a second. Did Naruto just say that he was gonna change clothes?" His mind processed this thought slowly… "MUST WATCH AND PROTECT!!" He proclaimed. He ran after Naruto into the restroom and was immediately thrown back with a blushing Naruto yelling after him. "Stay OUT, you PERVERT!!"
Naruto exited the restroom right after his outburst wearing the clothes Kiba had lent him. If you weren't even looking directly at him you would be able to tell that he was hot. The shirt was a bit tight because it was meant to show off Kiba's abs, but on Naruto it just looked really cute because he didn't have abs really but he didn't have a big gut either. The jeans were tight as well because Kiba wanted to show all of his muscles, and on Naruto since he doesn't have much muscle the jeans perfectly framed his cute butt. Not that anyone was complaining.
Uzumaki then gave Uchiha a pout that was supposed to be a glare, but we all know he can't exactly pull off a glare. When he realized this Naruto let out a puff of air and walked in the direction of his next class mumbling about 'teme' 'castrate' 'dull knife' and 'Hatake literature'.
When Naruto was out of sight Sasuke got up from the ground and dusted himself off. Kiba chose that moment to appear from the side.
"Stay away from my Naruto mutt," Sasuke spoke in a deathly tone.
Kiba stood his ground and replied "Since when is he yours, Uchiha? Seems like open territory to me."
Kiba then began babbling about "Uchihas can't get everything they want" but Sasuke ignored him and started in the direction of his next class, math with Kurenai Yuhi-sensei.
Naruto casually walked into Hatake-sensei's classroom expecting to be greeted by a teacher. But alas, all that was in the room were goofing off boys with no teacher in sight.
"Naruto-kun! Over here!" Naruto turned his head to the voice (surprisingly, he didn't get a whiplash) to find Sai sitting in the third row of tables.
So, Naruto being Naruto and forgetting the sexual assault from Sai not even two hours ago, walked up to Sai and sat in the desk next to the raven.
"Hey Sai!" Naruto greeted in his normal welcoming voice.
The two talked…er well Naruto talked and Sai sat there trying to keep up. "So I typically like any and all ramen but if I had to choose one flavor for the day it'd be pork. What's your favorite flavor of ramen?" Naruto (finally) ended his monologue.
Sai said nothing in response, he was still too shocked that someone could talk so much, so long about ramen.
"Uh huh. Okay where's the teacher? It's been like 15 minutes since class was supposed to start. This is Hatake-sensei's Literature class, right?" Naruto asked. Then a guy with medium lengthened black hair wound up into a high ponytail came up to sit in the desk in front of Naruto and answered before Sai could register the question.
"You're the new kid right? I think you're name was Naruto? New prey of the whole school? (Naruto blushed) I'm Shikamaru, nice to meet you." Shikamaru took a breath and continued, "And the answer to your previous question, Kakashi-sensei is normally late. If he's ever on time it will most likely mean that he didn't get any the night before or the world is ending. Also try to distance yourself from him. He may have a boyfriend but that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy hitting on other guys."
"Why thank you for warning him about me but I'll try to behave"
Naruto's eyes widened at the sudden sight of an older male with a mask covering two thirds of his face, gravity defying silver hair, and one black eye followed by one red eye.
"So what's your name cutie?" the man asked. "Er… Naruto Uzumaki sir," Naruto replied shyly.
"AWWW!! Well aren't you the cutest thing (aside Iruka-chan of course). I'm your new sensei, Kakashi. But you can call me Kaka-sensei!" the man squealed.
"More like cocky-sensei," Sai mumbled irritably.
"Yes well, ok. Alright Naru-chan, here in this class I'll give you a book to read and on a day I feel that everyone has had enough time to read it we'll discuss the book for a day, then the day after that a test will be given." Kakashi explained.
"Really? Cool!...And I'm not a GIRL!" Naruto exclaimed.
Kakashi pointedly ignored Naruto's sudden outburst –mostly 'cuz he felt the boy had them often- and walked to his desk, sat down, and pulled out and "innocent looking" orange book. He then winked in Naruto's direction and began reading said book, giggling here and there.
"Yeah… be careful around him. He's not really dangerous just annoying as hell." Shika commented. Naruto nodded in agreement.
Me: okay!! I'm done!
Sasuke: IT'S ABOUT FUCKIN' TIME
Me: Hey watch it Sasuke. Go read the comments again. One person said that I could just blow your character out of the story…or something like that. Well that's just how my mind processed it
Naruto: sigh that means I'd hav 1/5 less molestation per day!! .
Me: no Naruto no. I'd just hav some1 replace him. It should be easy. In fact I hav several people lined up 4 the job
Naruto: ……..Ur kiddin me
Me: no naru-chan I'm not. Okay guys I was going to make this longer somewut but I didn't see a point exactly so I'm sorry to those people who wanted Gaara and neji
Gaara: I hate u-
Me: get in line. Okay people review please it was a review that got this one out and thanx 4 keepin criticism 2 a minimum I really appreciated that. Constructive criticism is welcomed, people who flame just hav no life. Also…me always lookin 4 friends so if u want 2 B my friend my email address is somewhere on my profile. I'm pretty positive it's near the end. Thank u!! I'll continue writing! Hav a good rest of the summer or wutevr!!