I apologize for everything.

Kululu surveyed the school that he was in front of.

Ku, ku, ku...Who knew I'd find myself at a school? My own personal hell. He liked destroying these places.

He was lucky enough that he had enough materials to make something quick, a spider like vehicle that he had started out on, a giant robotic masterpiece. He doubted anyone could defeat it, especially weak boned pekoponians. The other thing he had created was two reality pens that he had made just in case he came into trouble- his own design and invention.

The steel and sound waves produced by my spider should be able to take out any pekoponians. Kululu's spider crawled forward as he controlled it. He had heard pekoponians didn't know about aliens but they'd have to be dumb to not see the destruction he caused.

He had surveyed everything. He had a plan. He would make this school his impenetrable base after destroying it. Taking a camera and zooming in to see through the windows, none of the students looked particularly interesting or tough. There was a blonde that his computers and data reported to be skilled in martial arts but that was it. And his inventions could easily take her out.

"Good-bye school. Ku, ku, ku." Kululu had given the place enough words.

"AUGH! It's a giant spider! Somebody squish it!" Students yelled as he approached.

That's odd. So they can see me? Kululu thought to himself. People tried to throw rocks at him, tried to shoot at him, but a force-field activated around him. Ah. I see we got some false information. So pekoponians do know about aliens. He instantly figured out.

That was okay. His inventions were better than them. He had prepared for any possible thing that could hurt him. It didn't matter how much they had prepared against him, they wouldn't survive his attack.

Like a giant he grabbed a chunk of the school. People screamed, all they did was shoot at him, but nothing happened.

"Ku, ku, ku. Prepare to die, pekoponians. You think you can squish the annoying bug I am? Think again!" Instead he squished them. He liked to see their pekoponian bodies crumple.

And nobody was stopping him. The invasion was easy. Nobody of interest was here at the school. Nobody as strong as Fuyuki who Keroro had encounter, or as strong as Momoka. Kululu briefly saw a desk with an inscription that read 'Saburo Hojo' as his robot ripped open the wall, but nobody was seated in it.

The person who had been there was probably class cutting. Smart. He won't die then. Ku, ku, ku. Guess I missed one pest. Kululu thought to himself.

Saburo wasn't here. So this school was his for the taking. People screamed and tried to run. Some got out their cell phones, but Kululu just laughed.

"I wonder which of you I should reprogram to be my soldiers? Ku, ku, ku! Boy invasion sure is fun!" He wondered if the rest of his platoon mates were having this much fun. He was having the time of his life.

He heard another batch of pekoponian bones crush under his claw. He tore up whatever remains of the body until there was only a pile of blood and a school uniform.

"Message to the Keroro Platoon." His communicator beeped. Kululu pressed it. He had enough time to hear it anyway.

"Hello? This is the extremely handsome and soon to be Major, Sergeant Major Kululu speaking?" Kululu answered.

"This message is a recorded one broadcasted to all the Keroro Platoon- The Grand forces of Keron have decided to leave, not only was our records about Pekopon outdated and they're much too humid for our species, but it turns out that the pekoponians are a highly advanced race that lure aliens onto their planet to trap them. They're extremely intelligent. To minimize casualties we will be leaving." The message robotically told him.

Kululu frowned. That was sure annoying. Lure aliens, huh? Well, I suppose they've never met a person like me, because they're dropping like flies. He'd invent a space ship to get back home and then sue the government. He was sure he had enough reason to have a lawsuit now.

"The Keroro Platoon's orders are now to invade on their own. We'll check back later to make sure you haven't died. Good luck Keroro Platoon, our hopes lie with you sergeant Keroro and the rest of you." The voice told them.

Tch...Keroro? Not me? I've invaded a school! "Screw them. I suppose I can't go home till I finish up those orders then. Ku, ku, ku. But I'll invade better than that kid, the crusty boring soldier and the captain! I'll do it all on my own!" Kululu declared.

He could do it. He was doing pretty well after all.

Sirens wailed in the background. Whatever authorities were on this planet were arriving to stop him. Kululu doubted they could beat his robot. After all, he hadn't even deployed a lot of the robots super weapons like the sound waves. And even if his robot spider got broken, he had a reality pen.

Nothing could defeat him.

Someone dressed in black with sunglasses stepped onto the side walk, covering his nose at the dead body. He spoke into a speaker. "Yes, a rogue alien is attacking the school. It's bad. Our forces don't look like we can stop him. He's more technologically advanced than us. He's an actual threat."

Kululu turned to the man. His claw hovered above his head ready to crush it, "Actually keep talking. I like the ego boost." He liked hearing the man's last message about how great of an invader he was. Really made him feel better after being abandoned.

"Send someone capable of taking care of the problem. And tell my family I love them." The man said.

"Booo! Just got sappy! Ku, ku, ku." Kululu crushed the man's head.

Helicopters circled above him. They had flown in after the survey.

Ku, ku, ku...So what will be next? Kululu wondered. What pathetic display would happen next?

A girl jumped out of the helicopter. She didn't have a parachute. Instead she just landed in front of Kululu. Her hair was rather long and silver, her clothes were purple and sleek, strange floating garbs around her hat and cape. Her eyes were golden and appeared hollow.

Kululu looked at her for a moment. It was clear the girl was an alien like him. But fighting for the pekoponian side? Interesting. "So what do you have for me? Ku, ku, ku. I suppose if it's a fight that you want, I'll give it to you. But don't go running off crying when you lose. Actually, no do that. I would love to tape it."

The girl didn't answer him. She just stepped forward. Kululu's eyes briefly rested on her chest, where a cell phone had been melded onto her skin, as if it had been melted there with iron. The phone instantly disappeared and in her hand was a spear with a moon at the end.

OH SHIT. Kululu instantly started backtracking. He wasn't dumb enough to not know what that weapon was. It was a lucifer spear. It had the power to crush planets and his inventions weren't good enough to withstand it.

His spider tried to crawl away, but she jumped into the air to fly after him.

"You're an angolian, right?" Kululu asked the angolian, "What is an angolian doing on the planet Pekopon? Not only that but one of the royal family." Only angolians of the royal family had lucifer spears and he hadn't remembered any of them being on Pekopon.

The Angolian girl didn't answer him. Instead she crashed her lucifer spear down on his spider. The force field broke.

Kululu desperately pressed a button hoping that a sound wave would send her flying off. It looked like her ears were ringing for a moment, but she kept trying to move forward.

"At least talk to me! Ku, ku, ku. If one of us is going to get beaten I would like to know why one of keron's allies is attacking me!" Kululu pointed out. "Are you jealous of my good looks?" He tried to tease.

Keep things light-hearted. Distracted until you think of a way out of this mess.

The Angol hit the ground. His spider was sent into the air.

"Deploy rocket launchers." He ordered the spider. The spider shot all sorts of missiles. She hit them away and stared straight back at him with anger.

One of the missiles started rocketing towards a student. She was instantly distracted and defended the student, hitting the ground until a wall of dirt appeared to protect the two of them.

I can use this. Kululu gave a twisted smile. She'll put herself in danger to protect the students. He noted. If he attacked the pekoponians instead of her, she would lose.

"You've lost cute Angolian. Ku, ku, ku. Say good-bye to your life." Kululu grinned.

Yet again she didn't respond, quite and rigid. But when he sent sound waves to put all the pekoponians to sleep, she rushed forward and started picking up students to evacuate them.

She flew pretty fast. Faster than Kululu could move, but he tried to crush the students before she could get them.

"Can't wait to see you cry." Kululu hissed.

The Angol looked at him for a moment, dropping the students very gently on the side walk. She then walked forward spinning her spear.

"ARMAGGEDON 1/100000000" She finally spoke, rushed forward and hit his spider.

It exploded. Kululu was sent flying towards the broken wall of the school. He quickly switched glasses and got up.

"Bet you thought that would hurt me. Well I'm harder to knock down that a planet!" Kululu was tenacious. He pulled out his reality pen and drew a sword.

He then rushed forward. If I calculate out her agility, her movement, I can strike a fatal blow...She moved forward, but he then turned and threw a curve ball.

He moved forward to stab a student standing by. She moved quickly but was hit instead.

"Ku, ku, ku. I win. You would risk your life to protect those pitiful pekoponians, huh? Well, the fight was fun while it lasted, but you're dead, Angol." Kululu laughed.

The Angol looked up at him. She didn't cradle the wound on her stomach as it bled. Instead as he moved forward to slice her neck she brought up her lucifer spear with full force.

The one thing he hadn't calculated for was how much taller she was, how much longer her arms were and her spear. It was impossible to reach her before she reached him. And she stabbed her spear with full might, the pointy end.

Kululu could feel the other end come out at his back. He gasped and fell to the ground. He saw splots of red as he coughed.

The girl stood above him. She didn't say anything yet again. She was just cold.

Kululu touched his stomach trying to figure out if she had stabbed anything fatal. But his organs were starting to rebel against him, to explode just like some sort of planet.

I'm...I'm going to die. Kululu realized. He had been so cocky, he had never accounted for error. He had been sure he would win, that there was no risk of injury.

Kululu tried to move towards the rubble of the school to hide.

The Angol grabbed his reality pen and crushed it under his foot. He couldn't make anything to fix himself.

I need to get the second one...If I can just move towards that...Kululu crawled desperately, but his legs gave out and he was lying on his stomach bleeding out. He tried to look up, see the pen in the rubble. His salvation.

He couldn't get to it. He would just narrowly miss it.

Kululu had many near death experiences in his life. But they had never felt so close. So meaningless. They had never really truly felt like near death experiences.

But as Kululu felt death approaching he realized that he didn't want it to happen. I...I haven't completed any of my goals! He hadn't amounted to anything. He was just a useless jerk, one of the geniuses that were a dime a dozen. Nothing else was good about him.

He made strangled gasps and cries as he tried to look up, and desperately squirm. He would fight till the bitter end, but it was too late for him. He was dying.

I don't want to die here! On Pekopon! Kululu couldn't talk.

The angolian reached down gently and put her hands over his eyes as if trying to close them. It was his time. Kululu tried to shake his head. He didn't want to go.

I don't want to die! His mind kept panicking. He hated showing emotions, but his last moments were desperate cries and pathetic pleas for help, even though he could no longer talk. I'm all alone. I'm scared. I don't want to be here!

The angolian sighed and stood up again. She had offered her help on trying to give him a peaceful death. She rested the end of her spear over his leg and then brought it down as it was crushed.

Kululu didn't know if he could be more terrified of the angolian behind him. Must be the lord of terror. Has to be. Heard she hasn't been around. She was at least the lord of terror for him.

He didn't mind pain but he screamed as his leg was crushed.

He could no longer hear anything except the pain.

"Hey! Stop it. He looks like he's had enough." Some pekoponian boy said behind the angolian. The angolian did not lift her spear off of Kululu.

The pekoponian boy twirled around and expertly dodged anything that might be coming to him. Knowing that the angolian would not hurt humans, he stepped over Kululu and grabbed him.

"You've completed your mission, haven't you?" The pekoponian asked. "He's probably dead. Let me see if there's any use for him."

There was no response.

"Well, will you hurt me then to get to him?" The boy asked. There was no attack, "Thought not."

He picked up some of the rubble from Kululu's machine before leaving.

"You completed your mission. Things should be good." He gave her a curt nod.

Kululu passed out.

Kululu woke up in an odd house, bandaged. He was shivering from both loss of blood and fright. Images of the angolian were still burned into his mind and how he was really going to die.

A pekoponian boy with white hair was sitting in front of him laughing, "I'm so lucky I chose to skip school again."
"Saburo Hojo." Kululu realized. Unless multiple people skipped school.

"Yep." Saburo hummed, "But man! I knew I had to talk to you after seeing that! Nobody's dumb enough to fight the lord of terror." He was laughing a lot

Kululu felt glum. Apparently he had been dumb enough. He had thought he could take her.

"Were you able to repair me?" Kululu asked.

"A bit. I know a little about alien biology but not your species. You probably won't be able to move for a while. She really messed up your legs." Saburo answered.

Kululu was shivering. He was bruised and battered but frightened. Why was he so frightened? He was the most hard to hurt member of the Keroro Platoon. He liked pain, but that girl frightened him. She had almost killed him, easily, and she didn't even talk while doing it. Her expression had never changed. It was like she didn't see him as human. Like she wasn't real, like he was nothing.

"Why did you save me?" Kululu asked. He realized he owed this pekoponian now. He was thankful.

Saburo shrugged, "You looked amusing and interesting, but I don't really know. I guess I owed you a favor. You destroyed that school after all-"

"Were they hurting you?" Kululu asked.

"Nah, I just didn't want to attend a test." Saburo snickered, "Now I won't have to!"

Kululu couldn't help but feel thankful even if this was Saburo's only reason.

"It'll be a while until you heal so you'll have to stay here." Saburo told him.

Kululu briefly remembered the message from Keron. Pekoponians lure and trap aliens on their planet. Was Saburo just pretending to be nice?

"So...If you want to survive you'll have to prove yourself interesting in that time or not." Saburo gave a wicked grin.

And Kululu realized the nightmare wasn't over.

Interesting...Interesting I can do. He hoped his new injuries and trauma wouldn't prevent him from being interesting. He had to prove himself. Saburo was his only chance at survival.

He needed a new plan.

Yeah...They are my otp, but I mean...I had to squeeze Angol Mois into one of these origin chapters. And I'll explain more about her in one of the chapters. He'll forgive her someday, do not fret.

I just have to have a disclaimer on everything that this will have Kurumois.

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