So for some reason there was a lot of talk about threesomes in the Youtube gay community lately? So I decided that why not.

(No actual threesomes in this drabble, in case that's not your cup of tea Just silly boys)

Um, and… title is from Tumblr? I don't know. It's their phrase, so I guess I mention that.

Ask Me Anything

When Kurt asks him, he is not prepared in the least.

They were making out a second ago, Blaine thrown hastily on the bed with Kurt lying on top of him and indulging on his lips as if they were candy, and then, out of the blue he spits the words out.

"What do you think about threesomes?"

Blaine's eyes snap open. "What?"

Kurt inhales, stroking Blaine's wrist with his thumb, not really looking him in the eye. "What do you think, um, about threesomes? About us, having a threesome?"

He gulps. "Well, I didn't really think about it… like, as something that might happen. Just as, you know, a fantasy."

Kurt closes his eyes, his dick very interested in the sudden mental image of Blaine masturbating and maybe fantasizing about… that. "Was it a fantasy… you liked?"

"Um, yes, I mean, you were always there, so it was great anyway, and sometimes there were two of you and…"

Kurt bites back a whine, not opening his eyes."And… and what if there wouldn't be two of me? Just me and someone else?"

Oh, crap, he's already half hard. Blaine's not sure of that means the conversation is going well or not.

"Um. It… it could be nice, I think," he breathes, and Kurt still hasn't opened his eyes but it doesn't matter, because even with his eyes closed he can see Blaine just as clearly. "I'm not sure if it would be better or worse if it were to be someone we're friends with, though."

Kurt can't stop himself from palming his erection through his jeans, and he opens his eyes to look at Blaine's widened hazel ones. "I'm not sure either."

"May I ask why?"

Kurt's panting a little, his hand a still pressure on his dick, and Blaine does his best not to rut up, because he wants an answer.

"Why what?"

"Why did you bring it up now?" He can't take it anymore, so he pushes Kurt's hand away and pulls him down to rub their clothed cocks together.

Kurt swallows, and Blaine nervously mimics him. "There's this guy."

Blaine's heart clenches. He's not sure if he wants to laugh or cry. "O-okay?"

"I looked at him, and I just… I could just see how he'd look fucking you, maybe while one of you would suck me off or we could take turns fucking you or I could rim you and he'd suck you or-"

Blaine cuts him off with a kiss, which turns into another kiss, and then another one, until they're gasping together and rubbing against each other like the teenagers they are.

"As- oh god- as hot as that sounds, babe, I need… to think about it, okay?"

Kurt nods, his movements stuttering as he thrusts down again and again. "O-of course."

"And I if I say yes, I still want to talk to him beforehand."

He moans a little, but nods once more. "Yeah." His hips are moving almost involuntarily now, and his hands are grabbing blindly at every part of Blaine he can reach; his eyes are unfocused.

"And Kurt?"

"Mm?"

Blaine smirks, before quickly flipping them over so he's lying on top of Kurt, and opening Kurt's pants deftly. "Since it's just the two of us- I suck you off and then you fuck me?"

Kurt groans, loud and unashamed and sensual, and utters, "Deal."

Also, I apologize for yesterday's fic being so messy and kinda pointless, just… life happened.