Well, since I'm feeling generous and have 9 chapters already typed up, I figured why not? Nami does seem OOC alot in this because I'm trying to make it realistic, alot of people would freak out in this situation. I'll pprobably put up another one right after this. I'm still 5 chapters ahead, but after that I'll try to space them out a bit more. So don't get used to me updating this in only a days notice.

"So, how exactly did you wake up here? Because I don't even know what's happening, and you guys are fictional and this really can't be happening! Why does it happen to me of all people?! This can't be real. I'm dreaming! This is all part of my imagination . . ." the orange haired host rambled to herself as she paced in front of the two males, frantically trying to prove she isn't going mental. The boys only watched, hoping to discuss their current issues, but also used to waking up in weird places and circumstances. " . . . I must be working too hard, or studying too late. Maybe it's because I lack any form of attention? Or because I broke up with that jerk from the public high school, what an ass." Nami mumbled to herself, continuing her rambling.

"Oi, Nami." Luffy called out in hopes of obtaining her attention, only to receive a soft 'Oh lord, their talking to me.' before she continued her denial rampage. "Naaaaaaaamiiiiiiiiii." Luffy dragged out, whining loudly. She turned to glance at the two, finding Luffy seated Indian style on her couch and Zoro napping in her corner, or just closing his eyes.

She turned to them at that moment and breathed in deeply. She opened her mouth to say something, before a figure walked down the hall to her living room.

"Hey, Luffy where are-" a voice called out, and Nami turned out of curiosity only to meet the love cook spinning and dancing at the sight of her feminine presence. He quickly spun his way to her then dropped on one knee before her, gently clasping her hand between his own. "Who may this goddess be?" Sanji asked as he tried regaining some of his cool.

Nami could only silently gape before the swordsman hit the cook with his sheathed sword on the head. "Shitty cook, can't you see she's already stressed enough without you and your swirly face butting in to add to it." Zoro grumbled to the blonde who turned to throw a kick at him, coming up with a retort of his own, which quickly advanced to them fighting.

Nami could only stare in shock as they fought and their captain just remained seated, laughing at his nakamas antics. He then turned to Nami with a wide grin on his face. "Aren't those two funny?" was all that it took for the petite girl to collapse, succumbing to unconsciousness.

Around noon, Nami awoke with a groan, pushing herself off the hard surface known as her floor. She stretched her limbs before recalling the reason she was on the floor. Quickly jumping to her feet, she did a 360 around her room, looking for any form of life in her living room. She failed to see the three pirates, but did succeed in finding three plushes lying around. Luffy was found on her couch and the cook and swordsman lying in the corner, surrounded by a rather deadly aura.

Nami grabbed the lot of them before returning them to the box lying innocently in her room. She stared at the mysterious accessories lying still in the tissue paper. She turned away with a shake of her head, mentally berating herself for having a small breakdown and imagining fictional characters in her house. She headed back to her kitchen, still running on low energy. She quickly whipped up a sandwich as a knock came from her door. Groaning she silently made her way to the door.

Her land lord stood before her and glanced over her shoulder in concern. A friend back in her hometown recommended she find her when she came to town, claiming to be good friends with her, and that she owed him a favor. Thus Nami got away with free rent. "May I help you Miss Helmway?" Nami asked, slightly confused.

Miss Helmway turned her concerned gaze to her, "I thought I heard fighting up here, I came up earlier but you didn't answer. Are you alright?"

Nami smiled at her, feeling more at home with the concern she was being shown, but started to feel guilty at the lie pushing past her lips, "Mostly, my ex showed up again. We had an issue that needed to be taken care of." Nami spoke as if it weren't a lie.

Miss Helmway frowned and shook slightly in anger, "Give me a call next time he shows up, I'll send my boy up here. You know you're family to us, we won't hesitate to kick his ass." the older woman said, showing her more protective side once more. Nami smiled and gave her a nod and a quick thank you before dismissing herself to go and eat her lunch.

She turned and let out a loud sigh as she heard her land lord retreat down the hall. She appreciated her concern, truly she did, but sometimes it was a little much. As she sat there it suddenly occurred to her. A fight? But the only fight that her mind could think of was the one between Zoro and Sanji. That was impossible though, that was just her imagination. She laid a hand across her forehead and made her way back to the kitchen.

She stared at the floor as she entered and spotted something odd. A pair of feet was firmly set on the ground. She trailed up the thin figure till she was met with a horrifying sight. The man before her was staring at her sandwich in distaste before turning to her, showing his displeasure.

"Do you have anything here that doesn't include bread? Honestly, such a distasteful excuse for food." after he spoke, Nami quickly turned on her heel and pulled out her phone and dialed the one person she could blame.

"Hello?" her blue haired comrade answered.

"Yes, Vivi? You better get your ass over here now before I explode. You have some explaining to do." was all she said before hanging up and turning back to her dilemma.

"So, I hope you don't expect me to eat this."

I already have some ideas for one shots based off this and a sequal. I'm glad to have so much freedom with this. Let me know if there is something you would like to see in the story and I can incorporate it in. No guarentees I'll do it, but I will put thought into it.

Thanks again to my lovely reviewers, you brighten my day with each word I recieve, it truly is an amazing motivation to me. :)