FUKKKKKKKK OPAL! opal mi sistar hakked intu mi sotry! shes suech a pruned any1s. wAT IS DIS FUCKING SHTI ABUT MI HAVING MUSE BORWN HARE ND GREN EYS AND A LUNG SKERT? WTFFFFFF I hat u apolite! LSO LUV U DICK! LAST NITE WAS SUUUU GOOOOOOOOD! :DDD
btw Dimond is stell in da tirepissard tronament! ecsitin!
OOOOOH N ALSI mi new gf MARTINI is editin mi sutry! fienally gut a beytaredder! but martini inst vdrry smamrt su she mmite nut do su well idk
LSO IM TAKN AN WRITN CLASS SU IMITE NIOT NED A BETA YAYAYY1!
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I CUDNT DELETE DA CHAPRITE SO IM JUTS UPDATIN LOL. HOEPFULY NONE SEE S DA ALOPOTE CHAPTRIT.
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I WOKE up da next day ND went downshtares DUMbledur wus down ther in da Grate Food hlll. He wus makn an annuncment.
'Da Tripissard chores stat tomorw, i have movd dem closr 2 today so dat we can ged dem over wit!' he sed. I was hppy! 'Cum here contstnts i will tell u of the chors'.
I wnt up to da podyum weir he sat. Hairy nd Fleer nd Crumb wer cumin upp too.
'Da chore is dis,' Duymelbre sayd. 'Dimond nd Flur, U must seduc and DO DA DIRTI wif 12 guys n an hour.'
'Eezy enuff,' mi nd Flur sed.
'But deyr gay guyz,' addd Dubmeldor.
'Nooo' i gorned. 'dey so hard to seduse fur some resun.'
'Harry nd Krud, u must do da same ting in 1 hr, but wif GAY WOMUN.'
'nooooooo' sed hairy nd krum. 'das hard'
IT WAS DA DAY OF DA PREWISSARD CHORe! omg!
Tu make it eeser to seduse gay ppl, I put on mi best blak fishents, dey WER FUKKIN SECSY, and 15 ench BLAK stiletoes. I mad sure dat ppl cud see does blak nd metal tings dat keep up ur fishnets nd put n a SEE THRU thogn. den i put on a tiyne cleer shurt wif NO BAR UNDERNEEF! i made mi hair balk it went to mi tose and it was SUPPER curli nd still went 2 my tose when it wuz curli.
DA sex arayna was in da castel. da flor was made outta dirt n hay and dere wernt aney beds r nything. it was a sircel and dere were twelf cayges on it liek a clock, all at da hour times.
'FIRST IS DIMOND RUBI RAWS DETH ELAN ANNETE BARBY LAUREL SMITH,' sed Dumbeldur. da gudges were smiling nd da student were takn movies for PR0N!
'FIFE FUR TREE TOO WUN,' sed Dumebdur and one of da cayges opend! a big CLOCK aon da wall had onli 59 minuts leift!
da gay gi came out nd i started SEDUCING HIM! he wasnt gay nymore bc he DID IT WIF ME! hi PIT HIMSLEF insiyd of mi and it wus GOOD. 55 mins left!
da next gui was RLLY hot! i dun tink he was gay at al cuz he DID IT wif me rlly faast
i got done with onli 37 INUTS elft! EVEY1 was cheerin wif dere pr0n cameraz nd the judgeess gave mi an A+!