Chapter Five - 760 words
An hour later, Blaine was giggling and telling Sebastian that the sky was blue as they walked into the hall where the wedding was supposed to be. "You know, I've always wanted to have a threesome with you and Kurt," Blaine said and laughed, the sound loud enough to carry across the building.
As Sebastian and Blaine entered the hall, heads turned in their direction and Sebastian put on his usual carefree attitude so no one would be able to tell just how nervous he was. "We're here, let's get this over with and then get the fuck out of here."
Blaine laughed, still caught up in his thoughts. "I'm serious, the idea of you fucking Kurt while he's blowing me is so damn hot.." The words trailed off on his lips as he noticed everyone staring at them, especially his parents and Kurt's parents, and their brothers. "Oh shit," he mumbled and rubbed his neck, before he laughed again.
"Oh yeah, the wedding's off and Sebastian and I are gonna go fuck. And I'm high as hell, but I don't care for once," Blaine said and giggled. He didn't see his brother and Finn storming toward him, but Sebastian did.
"Come on Killer, let's get the hell out of here before they get their hands on you and kill you." Sebastian said, though there was a smirk on his lips as he dragged Blaine away. He had to force himself not to laugh at the surprised gasps that were heard, and the mumblings about what was going on with Blaine, as they left.
"Damn, you really get a case of verbal diarrhea when you're high, Anderson." Sebastian said as they got into the car and he drove them back to his place. "It's a good thing I was with you before you said something you'd really regret," He said and smirked when Blaine laughed and swatted at the air.
They arrived at Sebastian's place 20 minutes later and he once more manhandled Blaine out of the car, and inside. He unlocked the door and led Blaine to the kitchen as his friend started to speak.
"I'm so fucking hungry, and horny. Do you think it's because I'm high?" Blaine asked and Sebastian laughed out loud at the words that were coming out of the other man's mouth.
"What I think, is that I'm never letting you into my stash again, unless it's for the entertainment value, because the shit you've been saying since you got stoned, is hilarious."
He began to root through the pantry a few moments later, and pulled out four big bags of chips. Then Sebastian pulled out some huge bowls and poured the bags into them, mixing the different kinds of chips in the bowls.
Blaine didn't waste any time coming over and scooping chips out of the bowls and eating like a pig. "Shit, I'm so hungry. Is this what it's like to have the munchies?" He asked, which made Sebastian choke on a sip of Dr. Pepper he had just taken as he laughed.
As they were sitting in the kitchen eating chips, Blaine's cell phone that had been tossed on the counter at one point, started to ring, though Blaine didn't seem to hear it, or he didn't care.
It continued to ring and Sebastian got up, curious as to who was calling. He smirked at the sight of Kurt's name and answered. "Hey gayface, to what do I owe the pleasure?" Sebastian asked and waited for the bitching he knew was about to happen.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO BLAINE? MY DAD, MY BROTHER AND OTHER MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY HAVE BEEN CALLING ME FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES, SAYING BLAINE IS HIGH? WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIM?" Kurt demanded.
Sebastian laughed. "You should have been there, ladyface. He was killing them with humor and a bit of truth. The looks on everyone's faces will humor me for months," he told the other man who he could practically feel was seething. "Anyway, Blaine's got the munchies, gotta go, bye now!" He said and hung up, as Kurt yelled at him on the other end.
He wasn't worried about Kurt anymore. After he hung up, Sebastian turned his attention back on Blaine, who had just finished drinking a full gallon of water by himself in the space of a few minutes. "Holy shit, Blaine! Come on, let's go watch a movie before you puke all over." He said and tugged the other man out of the kitchen and into the living room, where he turned a movie on.