i wihs i cud writ gud liek da udder peeple. CRI cricri;-;
im tryng to be a beter person!
me nd PARTICKS weddin was takin pplace... today! i got dressed!
i put a CHANDELAIR on ech of my ears and one on mah heAD! then a weddin veil! A PIERCE DA VeaL! and den a thogn and a lether bra, den a BIIIIIIIIIIIIG blak dress wif a thingy that went back 100 feet! nd 20 servants had to carry it.
"dis is da ceremoni were partic will burn da babby from his previs marrij" he sed DEN PARTIKC PUT DA BABBY IN DA FIRE! da smell o burnin babby wafted thru da air. MMMMMM
DA VOWS sed da guy dressd up as Stan cus we wer havin A METAL WEDDIN bc of rock music! nd SUMMERTIME WAS PLAYIN IN DA BACKGRUND ND IT WAS SOOO SEXAH ND HAPPY ND I WAS SO HAPY ND I LOVE DA SONG SMMERTIEM BC ITS SO HAPY ND SEXAH ND IM SO JELOS. fuk u gerds wife! (an/ i now thats meen, but i rell y dont like her. sory)
"du u, paritc stump, take Diamond-ruby ROse death ellen anneTte barbie LAUREL smith to be ur FUKIN AWSOM WIFE?"
"yeh i guess"
"do u, Diamond-ruby rose death ellen anneet bararr laur smith, take partic stukmp as rur FUKIN ASOWM HUSBIND?"
"fuk yes"
"U MAY KISS DA BRIDE" nd den da undead profecies started playing nd i ripped of Partics fedora nd caresd his sidburnez.
"mmm babby" he sed, percin mah veal nd takin it off den we mad out for like 200000 hours! except den we got hungiri nd so we ate da chard babby from his old marrij! (an/ hahaah kinda lik marrrijana!) it tastes like BEEF nd PORK.
nummmmies HE sed and den...
he...
took me to do desserT!
BUT NOT LIEK DAT U PERv! he took me to da waffel ihop nd den we mad out wile eaitin red velevt caek craps nd sprikle pankaks. it was vary gud!
but den da wiateres started flirtin wif me! nd she was perty too!
"hi cuty" she sed to me. nd she was relly nice!
"ahem" sed partki.
"hallo" i seed to the waitrse. She smeled, den sed, 'can i get u anyting esle"
"sure, ur number?' ised firitiyl.y
NO sed partc.
'u dont tell me wat to do!"
'yes i do im ur husbanet!'
'here u go' sed da weiteres. she was rely haute. 'see u tonite!'
'yas,' i sed.
den,
me adn Parikt got divorsd!
"NO!' he yeled angirly.
'ysas!' i sed signigng da divors papers nd we wear divorsed!
den i went to meet da haute waitersess girl!
HIIIII she sed den we strrted takin each odas clodes off!
den, we did it! but da 2-girl way, bc wer both girlz!
an/ YURIII! mmmmmm i luv dat stuff! u no dimond is bizezul, rite!? well now u do!
DUNT EAT DA RANBOW, BE DA RANBO! (im paert of da ranbow!) nd luv hoo u R! bc wer ALL difernt! and no 1 can hat u 4 hoo u r, like da meen kids at skull!
dont giv up! luv urslef!
i lov u if u dont flam me! thank u! and if u do flam me, i will lov u too becaus dere is a good persn insied of u.
harts! i( typd dat out sinec dey wont show up on da fic)! - dimond