Jean Kirchstein's 90 Regrets from Teenagehood
1; Leaving my towel on my bed before going for a shower
2; Deciding to only put on a shirt after my shower to fetch my towel
3; Not breaking Eren's nose when he laughed
4; Refusing to wear my glasses when reading notes
5; Refusing to wear my glasses when taking exams
6; Forgetting to take off my glasses after doing a resit
7; Not breaking Eren's nose for taking the piss out of my glasses
8; Eating all of Sasha's cookies
9; Hiding somewhere that Sasha could reach after eating all of her cookies
10; Calling out to Marco to bring me dinner in earshot of Sasha when hiding from Sasha
11; Not running quickly enough to evade Sasha
12; Not kissing Marco for bringing me food in the infirmary
13; Letting myself attempt to ride a horse
14; Not breaking Eren's nose for the horse face jokes
15; Allowing Marco to ride behind me when on a horse
16; Allowing Marco's arms anywhere near my waist. Especially my waistband.
17; Being distracted by said arms and not listening to Marco when on a horse
18; Not giving Marco the reins said horse is about to buck me off
19; Laughing at Marco because he looked funny upside down with grass in his hair
20; Allowing Marco to win the resulting tickle fight because he was sat on my hips and squirming around
21; Not moaning when it felt good
22; Throwing Marco off my hips to go to search for my horse
23; Not rubbing oil into 3DMG strap sores myself after a rigorous day training
24; Letting Marco do it instead when I couldn't move the next day
25; Not heeding any previous thoughts of not letting Marco near my waistband/hips ever again
26; Letting Marco take off my shirt for me because I couldn't move my shoulder properly
27; Still deciding to bunk next to Marco that night
28; Wanking over the memory of his hands next to him and still staying quiet
29; Wanking over the sound of Marco wanking
30; Not immediately cleaning the sheets
31; Not remembering that Eren was on laundry duty
32; Breaking Eren's nose anywhere near Shadis
33; Borrowing Connie's soap without telling him
34; Misjudging the distance between platform and tree and falling flat on my face
35; Speaking to Mikasa in any way ever
36; Speaking any words in Mikasa's earshot
37; Going anywhere near Mikasa
38; Thinking that Marco has the same colour hair as Mikasa and that it'd be nice to run my fingers through it
39; Offering to get that leaf out of Marco's hair
40; Ever taking my fingers out of Marco's hair
41; The fact that I even contemplated digging all of my fingers in Marco's hair
42; Pulling on Marco's hair
43; Not trying to forget the noise he made when I did so
44; Mixing my reds and whites in the washing basin
45; Wearing the resulting pink clothes anyway
46; Not breaking Eren's nose when he laughed
47; Backchatting Shadis
48; Flipping Shadis the bird
49; Flipping him the bird again when he made me scrub down the toilet block
50; Not blaming Eren, who was standing next to me
51; Going to any of Sasha's parties
52; Drinking vodka at any of Sasha's parties made by Connie
53; Drinking anything made by Connie ever
54; Drinking
55; Not hiding when the words "Truth or Dare", "Spin the Bottle" or "Seven Minutes in Heaven" were ever mentioned
56; Offering to go first in Spin the Bottle
57; Not refusing to snog Eren
58; Moaning when Eren did that thing with his tongue because he never let me live it down
59; Thinking about Marco during the kiss then pretending that I hadn't
60; Letting the game carry on
61; Watching Marco snog Christa
62; Looking Marco in the eye whilst he kissed her
63; Not grabbing his hand and running whilst I still could walk in a vaguely straight line
64; Waiting a whole month to tell Marco that I was really fucking jealous of Christa for being able to snog him and that was why I was being a dick to her
65; Explaining that to Christa first
66; Making that stupid little moan again when Marco kissed me
67; Not managing to kiss every freckle
68; Going to the dorms before everyone had gone to sleep
69; Not just moving somewhere else when Connie tried to interrupt and stop us
70; Forgetting that Shadis did midnight rounds of the dorms
71; Flipping Shadis the bird again when I had to clean more toilets than Marco and he was the one in my bed
72; Not ducking before Marco hit me
73; Not getting further than a round of mutual blow jobs with Marco before the end of training
74; Not breaking Eren's nose when he ranked higher than me in the Top 10
75; Not managing to snog Marco for more than 4 minutes and 48 seconds
76; Actually paying my bet loss to Connie that I could in fact snog someone for more than 5 minutes straight
77; Eating too much at the end of training midnight feast
78; Not making it to the toilet on time
79; Not kissing Marco that morning regardless of morning breath
80; Letting him out of my sight for a moment when the Titans attacked
81; Not hugging Marco goodbye when we had to separate
82; Not kissing him goodbye
83; Allowing him to go without me
84; Not checking in with him during the battle
85; Not getting to him in time
86; Not knowing what Titan killed him
87; Never getting my revenge against it (and never being able to know if I did kill it later on. Or if someone else got there first)
88; Not being able to tell which bones were his
89; Not being able to find his jacket to take with me
90; Never telling him that I loved him
10 things from Teenagehood that Jean Kirchstein would never regret
1; Joining the army
2; Bunking next to Marco
3; Building that pillow fort
4; Breaking Eren's nose at least 50 times
5; Kissing Marco
6; Finding every freckle
7; Getting into the top 10
8; Partying with the 104th
9; Finding my soulmate
10; Avenging him in the Survey Corps
AN - Day 7. Kinda angsty. Yeah... and we're done.