Arthur's Adventures Day
Mike: What? Did Arthur's Adventures have a day of some sort?
By: The 6ft Dick
One night Arthur and D.W. were smoking crack and having sex with each other.
Servo: Well, this story is off to a good start.
Arthur: Oh D.W. I love it how when I'm high your tits seem really big.
Crow: Even though D.W is his sister…who is younger than she is!
Servo: Squick!
Just then the alarm clock went off and Arthur woke up with his usual morning paper (he cant get morning wood because he's a fag so his tits just get big).
Mike: What? Is this author a homophobe? What's with the hate against gay people?
Crow: He's probably in denial about his own sexuality.
Arthur: Oh pal for some reason I feel oddly horny.
Pal: arf
Arthur: wow your horny to pal, that's great.
Servo: Please tell me he's not going to do it with the dog.
Mike: I don't think the author would go that far.
Crow: This is the same person who wrote that he was doing it with his sister just a few lines ago. Nothing's really PC in their head.
Arthur got dressed and went out looking for something to do.
Crow: Or someone to do.
He decided to go by school to see if anyone was at the playground before school.
When Arthur came up to the playground he saw two kids under the jungle gym.
Arthur hopped into the bushes to spy on the little fags.
Servo: Aaaaaand Arthur is officially a predator.
Mike: I'm straight and even I'm offended of these words.
When he looked it was Buster and Binky making out.
Arthur started getting aroused, so he started tochoke his gummy wormwhile watching this.
Crow: Aren't gummy worms for EATING?
When Arthur wasbeating ithe kept hearing this tapping noise.
Servo: Which was coming from him beating it.
So he turned around and saw the principal saying come into his office.
Mike: Saw the principal saying? I guess he had to hear it from his mouth instead of listening.
When Arthur entered the room the principal was laying naked on his desk while rubbing hisfat nipplesand he said, "I like what I saw out there, do you like what you see here?"
Servo: I NEED AN ADULT!
Crow: Oh, but I AM an adult.
Servo: (crying)
Arthur ran out screaming seeing the sight of the old wrinkly nut sack.
When he was screaming and running down the halls he ran into Mr. Ratburn.
Crow: And HIS old wrinkly nut sack.
Well hello Arthur what's the rush said Mr. Ratburn.
Arthur said, "the principal is naked in his office"
Servo: What Arthur never knew was that the Principal was a nudist.
Mr. Ratburn said, "o really" in an aroused voice.
He ran into the office where Arthur heard a lot of commotion.
ALL: COMMOTION! COMMOTION! COMMOTION! COMMOTION!
When Mr. Ratburn came out he was sweating and his hair was messed up.
Mike: That was a good game of Monopoly.
Mr. Ratburn just ran down the hall and into his classroom where Arthur heard a lot of commotion again.
ALL: COMMOTION AGAIN! COMMOTION AGAIN! COMMOTION AGAIN!
Arthur was starting to get board so he decided to roam around the school.
Mike: I guess it doesn't matter if you don't go to class in school!
When he turned a corner he heard Francine and her dad yelling about something.
Crow: Something or whatever, it doesn't matter.
When he looked he saw Francine's dad raping her in the trashcan.
Servo: Because the dumpster was just too dirty.
Mike: This story is getting more and more into incest, isn't it?
Francine's dad was saying, "hey I'm raping youin a garbadge canand my condom is this banana peel."
Mike: Why are telling her what you're doing to her right now?
Servo: What the Hell is a garbadge?
Arthur ran screaming and out of the building.
Crow: Because Francine's dad was supposed to do that to him.
When he was in the front of the school Muffy had her limo door open and wanted Arthur to join her.
When Arthur stepped in, Muffy was wearing a dominatrix suit, and her mom was tied up with an apple in her mouth.
Servo: This author has serious issues right now.
Mike: Oh NOW you say that the author has serious issues.
Crow: Well, Muffy is going to kill and eat her mother. This can only end well.
Arthur then noticed the gruesome discovery that she was bleeding from her ass cheeks and badly.
Crow: She probably met Doug Funny's father from the last story.
Muffy said, "listen Arthur my dad wants to talk to you and just bring you over to my house."
Arthur said O.K. not knowing what awaited him.
Servo: Four days later, Arthur's body was found in a garbadge can.
When they reached Muffy's house Mr. Crosswire was out in his lawn pissing on his plants and in a two-piece.
Crow: Randy Quiad during his day off.
Mike: I'm pretty sure that's every day.
Arthur a little shocked started to talk to Mr. Crosswire.
Mr. Crosswire was an odd man who liked to take kids in his house and they would never come back out.
Mike: Alright, guys. No Michael Jackson jokes.
When Arthur went inside the house he was shocked when he saw George mounted on the wall.
Servo: Shocked but not saddened.
Arthur was about to run out of the house but he was to slow and Mr. Crosswire shot him.
Crow: Shot him with what?
Arthur died and Mr. Crosswire still killed more kids, except for his little skank Muffy.
Mike: Who he got someone else to kill his daughter.
Servo: Because killing his little kid is going too far after killing MORE kids!
Crow: All he needs is a black trench coat to complete his personality.
The End