Oh, you knew this was coming.
(Also yeah the doctor!Blaine dancer!Kurt is gonna be tomorrow.)
(Also Chris Colfer's abs I cannot with this man)
(Also you guys are the cutest and I love you all)
Cyber Lucky
"I can't believe you got a tattoo!" is the first thing Blaine says when his face appears on Kurt's computer screen.
Kurt bites his lip and smiles. "Well, you're not gonna believe thith either." He sticks out his tongue proudly.
Blaine chokes on the other side of the line, his eyes wide. "You got your tongue pierced."
Kurt's grin grows bigger and he nods.
Blaine swallows. "Oh my god."
"Do you like it?"
"I… Kurt, I love it so much," Blaine gasps. "Ohmigosh."
"Good." Kurt knocks it against the back of his teeth.
Blaine just stares for a moment, and Kurt enjoys simply looking at all the different expressions on his fiancé's face. "Penny for your thoughtth?" he hums.
"Um." He blushes. "You, going down on me."
That caught Kurt unguarded, but on a second thought, it really shouldn't have, even if he ended up not playing Maroon 5 in the background.
"With the piercing," he adds. "Don't tell me you haven't thought about it, dummy."
He has. A lot.
"I thought about you licking my cock with that stud pressing against my skin. You licking every part of my body, really," Blaine says dreamily. "I wonder whether the metal will be hot or cold."
"Very, very hot."
"Kurt, I'm leaving!" said Rachel loudly from the living room. "I'll be back in an hour or two!"
He knows he's been caught but doesn't care. "Okay!" He looks into the webcam and licks his lip, making sure the piercing is showing. "Want me to show you my tattoo?"