SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK

By SONICFAN

Mike: Isn't that like MOST of Sonic's fights?

Sonics best adventure yet!

Crow: Until the next 4 sequels.

It was a brite midday morning in KnotHole Forrest.

Servo: What the Hell is a midday morning? What's next, a midnight evening?!

The

animals were

doing things like they usually do.

Crow: Screwing with each other.

Rotor was cleaning up

the sprokets

Bunny was repainting the huts and Tails wasx fighting

stuffed bots with

kung-fu.

Mike: So, women aren't the only stuffers.

Servo: Uhhh, Mike? (sigh) Never mind.

Sonic was in his hut drinking a Mountian Due and

watching TV.

Crow: Right after, he drank a Coka-Cola, followed by a Sprit, then a Rout Beer and finished it up by drinking a Poopsi.

Furry Beavis

and Butthead was on.

Mike: Beavis and Butthead ARE FURRIES?!

Crow & Servo: AAAAOOOOOOWWWWW!

"It's like beavis and butthead but

beavis is a rat and

butthead is a dog" Sonic says to the reader.

Servo: So, really what's changed?

Crow: Sonic is talking to the reader. Please tell me he's not going to do a "Sonic Says".

Antoinee was in his house jamming to Greenday.

Mike: That's just stupid. The French listening to Green Day, that's pretty much like the KKK making Martin Luther King Jr. their hero.

Just out

of nowhere rotor jumps

into the room!

Sonic looked around his hut. "Sonic! " saidrotor.

Servo: Sorry, we've been pronouncing his name wrong all this time. It's not Sonic, it's Sonic!

"Look

out a SWAT-missel is

going to hit you!"

Crow: Everybody who played Sonic! Riders has always wanted to do that.

Sonic said "WHA?" and loooked out the window.

Servo: He what out the window?!

A swat

missel was going to hit

him! He jumped out of the hut and ran around the missel.

Soon it smashed

into a tree and blew into a million peices.

Mike: …which left Owl from Winnie The Pooh dead, body smoldering on the grass.

"Woah close one dude but I made it ok" he said (sonic)

ROtor said "Bye" and left.

Crow: I guess the SWAT team didn't bother to fire another missile.

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Meanwhile in Robotroptolis

Grr

said Robotnik.

"I hate it when missel misses!" he said, also

Servo: It's not like I could have fired another missile!

"THis is your fault!" he said to Snively.

"no no sir!" he replied!

"Packbell"

"Yes sir?"

"Kill sonic because snively is too dumb to be able too!"

Crow: Is Snively also Packbell?

Mike: Stop trying to find logic in this.

"Yes sir"

"What a fat" said snively, under his voice.

Servo: A fat what? A FAT WHAT?! HE'S A FAT WHAT?! TELL ME, YOU IDIOTS!

Mike: Come on, Servo. Calm down. It'll be over soon.

Servo: SOON IS NOT ENOUGH! AAAAHHHHHH!

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3 or four days later back at knothole

Sonic is chatting with Sally on IRC

Sonic I luv u sal ;)

Sally Awww ;)

Sonic lets have sex :)

Sally no ;p

Crow: I told you, I'm gay…in fact, so are you.

Sanoic you are buetiful

Sally ok we ave cybersex

Mike: I guess he had her at BUETIFUL!

JUST THEN ROTOR BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR IN EMERGENCY!

Servo: OH YEAAAAAH!

Rotor: Sonic look out we are under attack by 1000000

SWAT BOTS!

Sonic: Ok i got it covered

Sonic runs to the bots "Yo dudes whats up?"

Crow: He's trying to be hip and it's backfiring…Vanilla Ice style.

Mike: Now, now, Crow. Don't badmouth Vanilla Ice like that.

Swat bots: DRRRROOOONE, WE KILL HEDGEHOG #1 PRIRORITY

Sonic said "You drone alot bots"

Just then Sonic spinned around and around killing half

the bots.

Servo: What, so does he spin around in one place and every one dies? GIVE MORE EXPLANATION!

The other half tried to shoot him but sonic pulled out a

power ring and

turned into super sonic easily killing the rest with no

effort.

Crow: It takes only ONE ring to turn him into Super Sonic! ?

"well" said sonic "looks like 0 to me hmmmm your

counting is bad Rote"

Mike: Well, your spelling and grammer isn't any better.

Sonic goes back to watching TV

Robotik appears on the TV!

"Hello my name is Dr. Robotnik

Servo: …and I'm an alcoholic.

I have taken over the TV

station no one can

stop me ha ha ha ha."

Crow: It's only TBS, no one cares.

"No way Fatnick! Let's get ready to rock!" said sonic

Sonic was talking to Sally "We gotta stop Robotnuk!"

Servo: Robotnuk, the Canadian brother.

Tails says "Can I go too Sally?"

Sally said "No you are too little robotnik and his bots

would kill you or

robotosize you"

Crow: On second thought, you can be our leader.

-WARNING if you are offended you should not read

this neck part-

Mike: This would've been better at the beginning of the story…you know, just some good advice.

"FOCK YOU SALLY!" SCREMED tails

-Ok kids you can look now :)-

Crow: Oh, spoilers!

Sally kicked Tails "BAd Tails don't say

that!"

Tails said "I am mad now I hate you!"

Sonic said "oh no but we have to stop Robotnick's TV

plan! Let's go!"

Servo: Otherwise he'll order MORE Tyler Perry shows.

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Sonic was at the Tv station fighting bots that were

jumping off the antenna.

Crow: They didn't want to fight, they were suicidal.

Tank-bot attacked towards sonic. Sonic jumped flipped

and spun in the air but

tank bot was too fast. Just then sonic ran up the wall

and tank bot hit the

wall. SOnic laughted at the funniness of this.

Mike: I would laught too at the funniness of this…when Death comes for me.

Then he

went into the tv station

Robotnick was there doing the robotnik show

Servo: The sequel to the Jay Leno Show.

"Dooo doo doo this is tnhe robotnick show we will be

pack arfter the messages

Mike: After we get a writer whose spelling is WORSE than a 5 year old's.

doo doo doo BUY KEN PENDERS now back to the show doo do

doo its the robotnick

show our guest today is

"SONIC?"

Crow: How do you do that with a question?

"Yes" said Sonic

Sonic fought snively first. Armed with a laser gun

snively shot at sonic but

sonic beat him good.

Mike: How?

Next was packbell. He shot rockets

at sonic but sonic

jumped out of the way and kicked him down anyways. THen

Robotnick hit the

button. The lasers were aimed at the blue blur. They

would kill him and his

friends!

Servo: And the bad news?

What will happen next!

Stay tuned for PART 2!

Mike: I doubt that there were enough people who read this to guarantee a SEQUEL to this.

Just kidding

Crow: Thank God. Nobody is stupid enough to…

but sirousley tit's time fro a commerical

brake.

Wheel be right back (I hope)

Servo: …you stop this right now.

COmmercial

Ken: Hello this is ken penders i hate sonic because i

draw his comics.

Crow: Well, the whole world hates you for writing this!

I really

suck why dont i just kill sally BANG she died now i'll

do a crossover of sonic

and mR rogers ha ha ha ha ha i am evil.

Mike: Why don't I just kill the author of this story? BANG! They're dead now. I'll write a GOOD fanfic. HA HA HA HA HA! I am a hero.

No back to the show,

Servo: But I want to turn my back TO the damn show!

Sonic escaped a stickey situaton but there was more in

store for our hero.

Mike: I can't believe there is a part two of this garbage.

RObotnick produced a bomb from his sleave.

Servo: He always has a copy of Tank Girl: The Movie in his sleeve.

"Ha ha ha"

said he.

Sonic kicked robotnick knocking him out the window. The

lardish doctor fell

5000 story's to his death.

Crow: Funnily enough, they were on the first floor.

But as Tails later noted he

was not really dead.

Servo: Only mostly dead.

Sonic ran out of the building just in time. The bombs

fuse ended and...

SNAP CRACKLE POP! THE BOMB EXPLODES!

Mike: Now no one will ever know how it feels to have a complete breakfast.

Crow: …because they are terrorists!

There goes our tv shows

said sonc

Servo: So, is his name Sonic! or Sonc?!

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Sonic and friends had to blow up the robotik crystal

mine.

"Y'all." said Bunny

"these is soem weird crystals

Mike: It's crystal meth…let's try it.

some of em are blue and

some of em are red

and some of em are green and some of em are purple and

some of em are yellow.

Some are squaree, otrhers are triangle.

Servo: Some are Asian, some are African.

Crow: Some of them are black, some of them are white.

Mike: Some of them straight, some of them go both ways.

Heck all y'all some of em arent even crystals at all!"

Just then they all gasped in horror. The biggest bot in

the world suddenly

appeared with its guns aimed at the freedom fighters.

Crow: Rosie O'Donell is in this story?

"Nooooo!"

Antoinee quipped "Ze bot es BEEEEG!"

SOnic and Sally attacked the bot. The bot blew up taking

the mine with it.

Crow: So, what did they do to blow up the robot?

Mike: They appeared in this fanfic.

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Robotnik was watching this on camera.

Servo: Tonight on America's Funniest Home Videos.

"That hedgehog is a walking contradiction" he said.

Snively said nothing, neither did packbell andthen

They all sing "Walking Contradiction" by Greenday

Crow: Let's go on a holiday.

Mike: They all sang Holiday by Green Day.

Servo: That hedgehog is frantic.

ALL: FRAN-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC!

[[[[[[[[[[5 years later]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

It was the last battle with robotnick.

Crow: As it was Robotnic's last day on Earth.

All of mobiuses

freedom fighters had

gathered at Kothole to discuss the plan.

"Here is the plan" said Princess Sally "We sneek into

Robotropolis and sonic

you fight the bots while we blow up the death egg"

Servo: …so no sequels to Godzilla would ever be made.

Sonic walked thrugh the woods with sally.

"Umm sall what about that cybersex"

Mike: Should we do it right here?

[[[[[disco music]]]]]]

bow-bow-chicka-bow-wowp-chika-chika-bow-bow

Tails: Funky!

Crow: That's what Mike smells like.

Mike: I have a condition!

(dances) disco fever!

Mike: …and the only prescription is more cowbell!

Servo: A cowbell is better than disco.

(sees sonic and

sally) OoOopS! Sorry

Crow: For trying to bring disco back? When you die, I'll forgive you.

The troupe arrived at robotopobis. They stormed the

death egg.

It was and exciting battle but the freedom fighters won

in the end.

Mike: They won the battle but lost the war…no one wins because they appeared in this.

Back at Knothole celebration was in order. They

discussed how to fix the

TV station and antoinne danced and Chis Petrucii sang

the song of the Death

Egg battle

Sonic was on a mission dark

to defeat the evil doctor

Crow: …who was a zombie since NO ONE CAN SURVIVE A GIANT FALL!

but he beat him

like he did

ALL: HOW?!

and no one was asunder

thunderrr...

SONIC! SUPER SONIC!

he is the hero of our day

SONIC! SUPER SONIC!

let's all say hooray

ALL: Boo.

lats all say hooray

Crow: YOU SUCK!

Bookshire wept at the heartstrung plucking of the

guitar.

Servo: Even though there was only singing at this point.

Tails made up with sally and gave her a hug.

Mike: …which resulted in Tails giving her a wedgie.

Everything

was A-OK.

Just then 50 million missels, a million swat bots and

the entre robo brigade

were attacking Knothole.

Crow: Oh my God, this story is never going to end!

RObotnick showed up, holding

the off button.

Mike: …to end this story?! PRESS IT PLEASE!

Only

he had the power to stop the attack.

Servo: Doesn't he want to destroy Sonic? Why does he have a stop button?

Sonic put on his

cybersuit. Robotnik walked

into rotors invention hut sonic followed behind him.

They were both in the

hut sonic attacked with fists of fury! POW! BANG!

SHABOOM! BOOM! KABLAMO!

ALL: (singing) Na na na na na na na na! Na na na na na na na na! BATMAN!

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"I hope you had the time of your liiiiiiiiife" sang

Greenday.

Crow: I did have the time of my life…before I read this. Now I just want to drown myself.

THE END

Hope you liked my story!

Mike: I DO like this story…to burn in Hell.

Sorry about any spelling

errors.

Servo: I can't see this person becoming a published author.

Crow: If they do, I've lost all hope in humanity.